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DEFINITION: n. A staff meeting where the boss berates the entire team because the boss is too spineless to directly confront the one person who is actually causing all the problems.
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Scapeherd
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /ˈskeɪpˌhɝd/
Sentence: In theory, picking on an entire scapeherd will cause the group to be annoyed with whoever is actually responsible, but in practice, it tends to cause everyone to get disgruntled with the person laying the blame.
Etymology: Like a scapegoat, only an entire herd.
Spreadblameconclave
Created by: texmom
Pronunciation: spred blaym con clayv
Sentence: He avoides the spreadblameconclave for the obvious reason.
Etymology: spread - share blame - responsibility conclave - meeting
Confrontassional
Created by: Kyoti
Pronunciation: Con-front-ash-she-own-all
Sentence: The boss exhibited his usual confrontassional ineffectiveness in dealing with Melinda's poor marketing research data.
Etymology: Confrontational+ass
Macroadmonishment
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: mac/roe/ad/mon/ish/ment
Sentence: My boss micromanages those she preceives to be weak. Those who stand up to her and give her a hard time are dealt with in large meetings using the macroadmonishment method.
Etymology: macro + management + admonish
Inverberate
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: ihn-VURR-burr-ayt
Sentence: Alex's boss inverberated the entire staff all because Alex nicked a doughnut in lieu of breakfast at home.
Etymology: invertebrate + berate
Bhitro
Created by: rahullotli
Pronunciation: bhi-tro
Sentence: our boss is a big bhitro
Etymology: konkani
Blastsembly
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: bl-asst-emm-bly
Sentence: They knew that a blastsembly was going to take place as there were mounds of catered food sitting in the conference room.
Etymology: blast (to hit with great force) + assembly (group)
Groupbeating
Created by: blondibabi121692
Pronunciation: groop beet ing
Sentence:
Etymology:
Inverteberating
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: in-ver-tuh-bee-ray-ting
Sentence: Every Wednesday morning, my boss holds an inverteberating. Last week, the gals were included in his tirade for leaving the light on in the men's room.
Etymology: invertebrate, berating
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COMMENTS:
Wonderful! - Clayton, 2007-06-29: 07:25:00
great word purple - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-29: 11:59:00
I have noticed over time that you and I seem to have similar tastes. - mplsbohemian, 2007-07-01: 15:00:00
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Castrigate
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: kas/tri/gayte
Sentence: Because the MD didn't have the bawls to go after the main culprit, he castrigated the whole team.
Etymology: castigate + castrate

Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram! ~ James
Hey, does everyone realize that remistram has now submitted 50 definitions? Wow! That's creative! ~ James
Clayton - 2007-06-29: 08:37:00
Truly a *defining* moment in Verbotomy history. Heheheh... thanks, Remistram.
remistram - 2007-06-29: 09:19:00
Thanks but I owe it to my quirky family, co-workers and friends!....well, ok maybe me too!