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'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Flauntation

Created by: Carole

Pronunciation:

Sentence: In order to get the part in the flick, a great amount of flauntation was necessary.

Etymology:

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- Carole, 2007-01-01: 18:18:00

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Akuticumon

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: A - cute - a - come - on

Sentence: She's such a tramp, she's constantly using akuticumon on my boyfriend.

Etymology: A cute come on

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Taintalize

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: TAYNT-a-lyz

Sentence: Eager to show off his new hairline, but ashamed to admit he wore a toupee, Jim taintalized his friends with a new pair of gold aviator specs.

Etymology: tain't (as in, "Tain't funny, McGee) + tantalize

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Askpeering

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: ask/peer/ing

Sentence: As Tallulah Too-Too, pirouetted her way around the bodacious buffet table while tossing out a few gratuitous double-entendres not to mention casually revealing her cleavage over a punch bowl, she realized that her askpeering amorous techniques left a little something to be desired.

Etymology: ask + peering

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Diflirticate

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: dy-flur-ti-kate

Sentence: She used her new boots to diflirticate from the shortness of that killer skirt.

Etymology: From "divert", "flirt" and the "icate" bit is for the connotations of "selfish, catty person" (i-cat yes, pretentious, I know). Plus "-icate" is a great suffix for such a compelling verb.

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Misdirbreastion

Created by: bondfool

Pronunciation: Mis-dur-breh-shtyun

Sentence: She tried using misdirbreastion on me, but I knew what she wanted me to see.

Etymology:

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Cameleize

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: its just wrong...

Sentence: camellia always wanted men to cameleize at her.

Etymology: from chameleon to look in two separate directions at the same time

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Fooltalk

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation: fool talk

Sentence: She's excellent at fooltalking guys ;)

Etymology: fool + talk

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Diviewsion

celeron450

Created by: celeron450

Pronunciation: die-view-zhun

Sentence: Claire asked John to see if she had a loose seam on the back of her blue jeans, but it was really a diviewsion.

Etymology: diversion, view

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Sawsee

Created by: PeteyPeteMcPetey

Pronunciation: Saw-see

Sentence: He had a long hard sawsee at her lovely 'eyes'.

Etymology: Saw. See. Sawsee. Sounds like saucy. See?

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Very clever. - Maureen, 2006-12-29: 21:54:00

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