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'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Pervoy

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: perv-oi

Sentence: She had a reputation as a pervoyeur, enticing men to view her "charms" by asking them to look at her etchings.

Etymology: purvey (supply, offer) + voyeur (one who enjoys watching especially sexual acts) + perv (colloq. taking a look at someone's physical attractions)

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Sublimisinterpret

Created by: paperpieces

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Eyeswerve

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: i/swurv

Sentence: When she hit on him at the bar, she used the old eyeswerve move to get his full attention.

Etymology: eye + swerve

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Discracktion

Created by: Sed8ed

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Misdiracktion

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: miss-die-rack-shun

Sentence: his eyes were drawn inevitably downward in what was a stunning piece of misdiracktion

Etymology: misdirection, rack

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Peeritis

Created by: bghicks

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Eyevert

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /'I-v&rt/

Sentence: The picture printed on the crotch of his skin-tight pants was clearly just an eyeversion.

Etymology: from eye + divert

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COMMENTS:

ubgrud LOL. Very good. - ubgrud, 2006-12-29: 14:08:00

Thanks. - ErWenn, 2007-01-11: 20:18:00

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Intituate

Created by: Ahoytheship

Pronunciation: in-tit-you-ate

Sentence: She was intituating him in that low cut dress, no matter how purple her hair was.

Etymology: Insinuate+tit

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Lookiethere

Created by: burnvictim

Pronunciation: look-e-there

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Lookothere

Created by: timmy

Pronunciation: Look o there

Sentence: Lookothere now!

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