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DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
Verboticisms
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Taintalize
Created by: maxxy
Pronunciation: TAYNT-a-lyz
Sentence: Eager to show off his new hairline, but ashamed to admit he wore a toupee, Jim taintalized his friends with a new pair of gold aviator specs.
Etymology: tain't (as in, "Tain't funny, McGee) + tantalize
Misvisualize
Created by: Fenners
Pronunciation:
Sentence: She misvisualized me as she asked me to look at her earrings, bending over temptingly as she exposed her cleavage more.
Etymology:
Diviewsion
Created by: celeron450
Pronunciation: die-view-zhun
Sentence: Claire asked John to see if she had a loose seam on the back of her blue jeans, but it was really a diviewsion.
Etymology: diversion, view
Deflassetogle
Created by: wiccanfey
Pronunciation: de-flah-set-ooh-gul
Sentence: Pamela Anderson always comes off as deflassetogling.
Etymology: Deflect, assets, ogle
Eyevert
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /'I-v&rt/
Sentence: The picture printed on the crotch of his skin-tight pants was clearly just an eyeversion.
Etymology: from eye + divert
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COMMENTS:
LOL. Very good. - ubgrud, 2006-12-29: 14:08:00
Thanks. - ErWenn, 2007-01-11: 20:18:00
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Misdiracktion
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: miss-die-rack-shun
Sentence: his eyes were drawn inevitably downward in what was a stunning piece of misdiracktion
Etymology: misdirection, rack
Eyesterbation
Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts
Pronunciation: " I-stir-bay-tion"
Sentence: When I go to bars, I always find someone to eyesterbate me.
Etymology: if i have to explain it...
