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DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
Verboticisms
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Narcissulate
Created by: sarrah
Pronunciation: nar-siss-you-late
Sentence: He was narcissulating strongly towards the lamppost, but I knew he really wanted me to check out his new car.
Etymology: narcissism
Poutificate
Created by: mickey666
Pronunciation: phonetically
Sentence: She smiled as he ate and asked him "Do you like my dumplings"?
Etymology: pout is a facial gesture and when used to convey a double entendre becomes poutification
Optorelocation
Created by: externalmusic
Pronunciation: ohp-toe-ree-low-kay-shun
Sentence: I used optorelocation to get Sam to notice my Brazilian butt lift, by asking him if I had sat in some gum!
Etymology:
Diviewsion
Created by: celeron450
Pronunciation: die-view-zhun
Sentence: Claire asked John to see if she had a loose seam on the back of her blue jeans, but it was really a diviewsion.
Etymology: diversion, view
Lookothere
Created by: timmy
Pronunciation: Look o there
Sentence: Lookothere now!
Etymology:
Subview
Created by: ahwinters
Pronunciation: sub-viuw
Sentence: Her purple lipstick was an excuse for her to have othen women subview her better parts.
Etymology: sub (under) + view
Misvisualize
Created by: Fenners
Pronunciation:
Sentence: She misvisualized me as she asked me to look at her earrings, bending over temptingly as she exposed her cleavage more.
Etymology:
Focalredirection
Created by: stormee
Pronunciation: Foe-cool-ree-direction
Sentence: Amy used focalredirection to direct the man to look at her ample chest.
Etymology: Focal: To look or see. Redirection: To direct attention to a particular area.
Titamizing
Created by: naturi
Pronunciation: tit-ta-mi-zing
Sentence: he seemed to be admiring the broach pinned on her chest, but he was really titamizing her breast.
Etymology:
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COMMENTS:
Take a shot at this word in a sentence. I dont think mine fits. - naturi, 2006-12-31: 02:48:00
- erasmus, 2007-01-02: 09:17:00
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