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DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Askpeering

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: ask/peer/ing

Sentence: As Tallulah Too-Too, pirouetted her way around the bodacious buffet table while tossing out a few gratuitous double-entendres not to mention casually revealing her cleavage over a punch bowl, she realized that her askpeering amorous techniques left a little something to be desired.

Etymology: ask + peering

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Hiltonequest

Created by: Stump

Pronunciation: hill/tone/equest

Sentence: When Paris makes a hiltonequest nowadays hardly anyone bothers to look.

Etymology: Hilton - from that distinguishe heir of the family Paris and her frequent 'wardrobe malfunctions' & request.

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Fishingleer

Created by: bohdel

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Sentence: She used a fishingleer to pick up guys at the bar. "Just look at how I spilt this on my shirt," she'd say, "I'll never be able to wear it again."

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Sedversion

Created by: polvicski

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Etymology: seduce/ divert

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Leerbait

Created by: Pipeski

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Etymology: Leer + bait (oddly enough)

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Pervoy

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: perv-oi

Sentence: She had a reputation as a pervoyeur, enticing men to view her "charms" by asking them to look at her etchings.

Etymology: purvey (supply, offer) + voyeur (one who enjoys watching especially sexual acts) + perv (colloq. taking a look at someone's physical attractions)

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