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'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Leerbait

Created by: Pipeski

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Etymology: Leer + bait (oddly enough)

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Pervoy

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: perv-oi

Sentence: She had a reputation as a pervoyeur, enticing men to view her "charms" by asking them to look at her etchings.

Etymology: purvey (supply, offer) + voyeur (one who enjoys watching especially sexual acts) + perv (colloq. taking a look at someone's physical attractions)

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Flauntation

Created by: Carole

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Sentence: In order to get the part in the flick, a great amount of flauntation was necessary.

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Lookiethere

Created by: burnvictim

Pronunciation: look-e-there

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Lookahire

Created by: eduyayo

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Duplicisplay

Created by: IanArcher

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Etymology: from "duplicitous" and "display"

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Gapeshifting

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: Gayp-shif-ting

Sentence: I gapeshifted Tom to look across the street at the drug store so he would see the couple fighting on the street.

Etymology: Gape - to stare with open mouth, as in wonder. Shifting - To move or transfer from one place or position to another.

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Misdiracktion

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: miss-die-rack-shun

Sentence: his eyes were drawn inevitably downward in what was a stunning piece of misdiracktion

Etymology: misdirection, rack

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Scrutigaze

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: scru-ti-gays

Sentence: Cedric asked Maud to his apartment to scrutigaze his etchings.

Etymology: scruti (nize) to examine; + gaze, to look around

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Alterexibition

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: alter exibition

Sentence: She's alterexibiting her earrings to everyone but strangely, noone notices them. Wasn't it because of her beautiful low cut dress?

Etymology: alternative + exibition

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