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'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Glancedancing

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: glance dancing

Sentence: At the company picnic, Jane got guys to go glancedancing at her butt by bending over and pointing out weeds in the lawn.

Etymology: glance, dance

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Diviewsion

celeron450

Created by: celeron450

Pronunciation: die-view-zhun

Sentence: Claire asked John to see if she had a loose seam on the back of her blue jeans, but it was really a diviewsion.

Etymology: diversion, view

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Difostentate

Created by: grammatically

Pronunciation: dif-os-TEN-tate

Sentence: Jim kept trying to difostentate towards his belt when I knew he wanted to show off something else.

Etymology: "dif" from root DIFFERENT; "osten" from root OSTENTATIOUS

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Leerbait

Created by: Pipeski

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Etymology: Leer + bait (oddly enough)

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Gapeshifting

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: Gayp-shif-ting

Sentence: I gapeshifted Tom to look across the street at the drug store so he would see the couple fighting on the street.

Etymology: Gape - to stare with open mouth, as in wonder. Shifting - To move or transfer from one place or position to another.

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Misdirbreastion

Created by: bondfool

Pronunciation: Mis-dur-breh-shtyun

Sentence: She tried using misdirbreastion on me, but I knew what she wanted me to see.

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Optorelocation

Created by: externalmusic

Pronunciation: ohp-toe-ree-low-kay-shun

Sentence: I used optorelocation to get Sam to notice my Brazilian butt lift, by asking him if I had sat in some gum!

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Stratexhibit

Created by: tangledupinblue

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Sentence: He stratexhibited his sleeve, hoping she would notice his bulging bicep.

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Pervoy

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: perv-oi

Sentence: She had a reputation as a pervoyeur, enticing men to view her "charms" by asking them to look at her etchings.

Etymology: purvey (supply, offer) + voyeur (one who enjoys watching especially sexual acts) + perv (colloq. taking a look at someone's physical attractions)

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Peeritis

Created by: bghicks

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