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DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
Verboticisms
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Hiltonequest
Created by: Stump
Pronunciation: hill/tone/equest
Sentence: When Paris makes a hiltonequest nowadays hardly anyone bothers to look.
Etymology: Hilton - from that distinguishe heir of the family Paris and her frequent 'wardrobe malfunctions' & request.
Misvisualize
Created by: Fenners
Pronunciation:
Sentence: She misvisualized me as she asked me to look at her earrings, bending over temptingly as she exposed her cleavage more.
Etymology:
Optorelocation
Created by: externalmusic
Pronunciation: ohp-toe-ree-low-kay-shun
Sentence: I used optorelocation to get Sam to notice my Brazilian butt lift, by asking him if I had sat in some gum!
Etymology:
Obswerve
Created by: fonka99
Pronunciation: ob-swerve
Sentence: When Marko pointed out someone had come in through the door, I knew he surreptitiously intended for me to obswerve the shapely waitress in the tight fitting top.
Etymology: From observe and swerve
Misdiracktion
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: miss-die-rack-shun
Sentence: his eyes were drawn inevitably downward in what was a stunning piece of misdiracktion
Etymology: misdirection, rack
Focalredirection
Created by: stormee
Pronunciation: Foe-cool-ree-direction
Sentence: Amy used focalredirection to direct the man to look at her ample chest.
Etymology: Focal: To look or see. Redirection: To direct attention to a particular area.
Eyeaside
Created by: Maureen
Pronunciation: eye - a - side
Sentence: Please come and eyeaside the view from the bathroom while I take a shower.
Etymology: From eye as in to view something and aside to take attention away from an object
Poutificate
Created by: mickey666
Pronunciation: phonetically
Sentence: She smiled as he ate and asked him "Do you like my dumplings"?
Etymology: pout is a facial gesture and when used to convey a double entendre becomes poutification
Suductocence
Created by: Partario
Pronunciation: soo-duct-oh-sense
Sentence: "She had a particular flair of suductocense about her"
Etymology: Suduction + innocence = suductocence
