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'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Ascramalalodge

Created by: Slicer

Pronunciation: Ass-cra-llama-lodge

Sentence: If one ascramalalodges, they are flogged.

Etymology: The sound of one caveman beating another caveman over the head for staring at his wife.

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Fooltalk

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation: fool talk

Sentence: She's excellent at fooltalking guys ;)

Etymology: fool + talk

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Poutificate

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: phonetically

Sentence: She smiled as he ate and asked him "Do you like my dumplings"?

Etymology: pout is a facial gesture and when used to convey a double entendre becomes poutification

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Cameleize

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: its just wrong...

Sentence: camellia always wanted men to cameleize at her.

Etymology: from chameleon to look in two separate directions at the same time

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Duplicisplay

Created by: IanArcher

Pronunciation:

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Etymology: from "duplicitous" and "display"

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Plexiview

Created by: ancientSept

Pronunciation: plex-e-vee-yoo

Sentence: She asked him to plexiview her earrings.

Etymology: PLexiglas and view!

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Obswerve

Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: ob-swerve

Sentence: When Marko pointed out someone had come in through the door, I knew he surreptitiously intended for me to obswerve the shapely waitress in the tight fitting top.

Etymology: From observe and swerve

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Diflirticate

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: dy-flur-ti-kate

Sentence: She used her new boots to diflirticate from the shortness of that killer skirt.

Etymology: From "divert", "flirt" and the "icate" bit is for the connotations of "selfish, catty person" (i-cat yes, pretentious, I know). Plus "-icate" is a great suffix for such a compelling verb.

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Sedversion

Created by: polvicski

Pronunciation:

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Etymology: seduce/ divert

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Diviewsion

celeron450

Created by: celeron450

Pronunciation: die-view-zhun

Sentence: Claire asked John to see if she had a loose seam on the back of her blue jeans, but it was really a diviewsion.

Etymology: diversion, view

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