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'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Misdirbreastion

Created by: bondfool

Pronunciation: Mis-dur-breh-shtyun

Sentence: She tried using misdirbreastion on me, but I knew what she wanted me to see.

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Fooltalk

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation: fool talk

Sentence: She's excellent at fooltalking guys ;)

Etymology: fool + talk

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Lookothere

Created by: timmy

Pronunciation: Look o there

Sentence: Lookothere now!

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Alterexibition

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: alter exibition

Sentence: She's alterexibiting her earrings to everyone but strangely, noone notices them. Wasn't it because of her beautiful low cut dress?

Etymology: alternative + exibition

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Substatraction

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: sub stih track shun

Sentence: girls are very good at substitraction, such as the one in this picture.

Etymology: substitute + attraction

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Stratexhibit

Created by: tangledupinblue

Pronunciation:

Sentence: He stratexhibited his sleeve, hoping she would notice his bulging bicep.

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Duplicisplay

Created by: IanArcher

Pronunciation:

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Etymology: from "duplicitous" and "display"

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Intituate

Created by: Ahoytheship

Pronunciation: in-tit-you-ate

Sentence: She was intituating him in that low cut dress, no matter how purple her hair was.

Etymology: Insinuate+tit

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Suductocence

Created by: Partario

Pronunciation: soo-duct-oh-sense

Sentence: "She had a particular flair of suductocense about her"

Etymology: Suduction + innocence = suductocence

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Hiltonequest

Created by: Stump

Pronunciation: hill/tone/equest

Sentence: When Paris makes a hiltonequest nowadays hardly anyone bothers to look.

Etymology: Hilton - from that distinguishe heir of the family Paris and her frequent 'wardrobe malfunctions' & request.

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