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DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
Verboticisms
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Alterexibition
Created by: seifip
Pronunciation: alter exibition
Sentence: She's alterexibiting her earrings to everyone but strangely, noone notices them. Wasn't it because of her beautiful low cut dress?
Etymology: alternative + exibition
Sawsee
Created by: PeteyPeteMcPetey
Pronunciation: Saw-see
Sentence: He had a long hard sawsee at her lovely 'eyes'.
Etymology: Saw. See. Sawsee. Sounds like saucy. See?
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COMMENTS:
Very clever. - Maureen, 2006-12-29: 21:54:00
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Optorelocation
Created by: externalmusic
Pronunciation: ohp-toe-ree-low-kay-shun
Sentence: I used optorelocation to get Sam to notice my Brazilian butt lift, by asking him if I had sat in some gum!
Etymology:
Gapeshifting
Created by: johnnyrockett
Pronunciation: Gayp-shif-ting
Sentence: I gapeshifted Tom to look across the street at the drug store so he would see the couple fighting on the street.
Etymology: Gape - to stare with open mouth, as in wonder. Shifting - To move or transfer from one place or position to another.
Fooltalk
Created by: kevinrio
Pronunciation: fool talk
Sentence: She's excellent at fooltalking guys ;)
Etymology: fool + talk
Misvisualize
Created by: Fenners
Pronunciation:
Sentence: She misvisualized me as she asked me to look at her earrings, bending over temptingly as she exposed her cleavage more.
Etymology:
Diflirticate
Created by: Bulletchewer
Pronunciation: dy-flur-ti-kate
Sentence: She used her new boots to diflirticate from the shortness of that killer skirt.
Etymology: From "divert", "flirt" and the "icate" bit is for the connotations of "selfish, catty person" (i-cat yes, pretentious, I know). Plus "-icate" is a great suffix for such a compelling verb.
Divhersion
Created by: dstorm78
Pronunciation: Div-Her-Shun
Sentence: John fell prey to Mandy's divhersion when she asked for a raise.
Etymology: A play on the word diversion and the inclusion of the pronoun 'her', since it is generally assumed that a woman would commit this act. It could be supposed that 'divhesion' might also be an acceptable use.
Deflassetogle
Created by: wiccanfey
Pronunciation: de-flah-set-ooh-gul
Sentence: Pamela Anderson always comes off as deflassetogling.
Etymology: Deflect, assets, ogle
Eyeswerve
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: i/swurv
Sentence: When she hit on him at the bar, she used the old eyeswerve move to get his full attention.
Etymology: eye + swerve
