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DEFINITION: n. The stars, lights and birds that circle your head when you hit it REALLY hard. v. To watch the stars that circle your head after impact.
Verboticisms
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Starspangledbanger
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: star-spangld-BANG-ehr
Sentence: When the stars were whirling around his head and he heard the 'music' playing after rapping his head very hard on a low overhang Arnold said aloud to no one in particular, "Whoa...that was really a starspangledbanger."
Etymology: Substituted 'banger' for 'banner' of Star Spangled Banner.
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COMMENTS:
love it - Jabberwocky, 2009-02-19: 10:53:00
outstanding! - silveryaspen, 2009-02-19: 12:36:00
Bang On! - Nosila, 2009-02-19: 20:57:00
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Perplexian
Created by: xxmel
Pronunciation: per-plex-ee-an
Sentence: John's eyes lingered over Judy's beautiful facial structure until she caught his stare, and bashed his head with a hard wooden bat, causing him to fall over in perplexian.
Etymology: perplex - to confuse or trouble ian - belonging or relating to
Starryfright
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: star/ry/fright
Sentence: When he fell and banged his head he had a starryfright, seeing blips of light in front of his eyes and a swirling dizzying sensation in his brain.
Etymology: STARRYFRIGHT - from 'Starry Night'
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COMMENTS:
Starry, starry night. Paint your black eye blue and grey, Look out on a winter's day, And watch out for the tree trunk in the snow Shadows on the hills, Sketch the trees and the daffodils, Catch the breeze and the winter chills, In colors on the snowy linen land. - Jabberwocky, 2009-02-19: 10:37:00
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Stupornova
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: stoōpərnōvə
Sentence: Ralph’s baseball team drafted him to fill in as catcher. He didn’t completely understand the need to wear a hard helmet along with the mask. He also didn’t understand that you shouldn’t lean forward as a pitch comes in. He now understands, or he will as soon as he comes out of his state of stupornova.
Etymology: supernova (a star that suddenly increases greatly in brightness because of a catastrophic explosion that ejects most of its mass) + stupor (a state of near-unconsciousness or insensibility)
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COMMENTS:
:) - galwaywegian, 2010-09-02: 09:55:00
stupornovel word - Nosila, 2010-09-02: 19:17:00
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Stardazing
Created by: feltcap
Pronunciation: stär'gāz'
Sentence: As he clambered to his feet after taking the blow he wondered briefly it she was worth it, a dizzy feeling overtaking him from head to toe as he began stardazing, his vision blurring and limbs going numb.
Etymology: stargazing- observation of the stars, daze - to stun, as with a heavy blow or shock
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COMMENTS:
Welcome. Puntastic creation! - silveryaspen, 2009-02-20: 00:46:00
CLEVER! Promise him anything, but give him a CLOUT! - metrohumanx, 2009-02-23: 00:43:00
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Parcarking
Created by: rogueybear
Pronunciation: Par - kah - king
Sentence: "Hey dude, I'm really parcarking over here, I think I like it"
Etymology: From the common spoonerism of 'car park', especially the confusion that one feels after saying it.
Lumenflummoxed
Created by: readerwriter
Pronunciation: loo-muhn-fluhm-muhcs-t
Sentence: The moon was full when Brianne, President of the local Scooby Doo Fan Club, and Connie, the VP, parked their car at the bottom of the darkened hillside. The moon was full and, after a few tokes, they determined this was the night they would make it up the creepy drive to view the old Greymoor Mansion, rumoured to be haunted. It was a hike, but, just as they rounded the bend and caught sight of the enormous stone ediface, a cloud moved across the sky blocking the moon. They screamed and jumped, turning at the same time, intending to run full speed down the hill. Instead, their heads collided. Sitting on the ground, they stared, lumenflummoxed, at the stars circling their heads. "Out of sight," they in unison. The cloud moved on and the gods laughed.
Etymology: From LUMEN, for light +FLUMMOX, confused
Astroknockle
Created by: TheFourth
Pronunciation: ass-tro-nok-uhl
Sentence: n: Astroknockles are a sign of severe head trauma. v: Are you just going sit there and astroknockle all day or are you going hit me back?
Etymology: A hybrid of two words. Astro represents the common celestial anomalies seen when experiencing severe head trauma. The second part of the word, knockle, is a spin off the word knock, the action that normally causes the said celestial anomalies.
Galachesy
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: gal ake see
Sentence: She was a very strong gal, one punch from her would take him to another galachesy.
Etymology: galaxy, ache (sorry about the gal pun as well!)
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COMMENTS:
there's a gal in your name as well - Jabberwocky, 2009-02-19: 10:40:00
great fun sentence and word! - silveryaspen, 2009-02-19: 12:30:00
Yeah, she was a KNOCKOUT! - metrohumanx, 2009-02-23: 00:50:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James
I must have been in a sort of time-warp chronoanomaly when this one came down the pike, because i missed it completely. Very rich trove of Verbotomisms, though! Carry on!
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James
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