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DEFINITION: n. A person who is totally consumed by what they eat. v. To be so focused on your food that it eats away at your soul.
Verboticisms
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Nourishmental
Created by: deadpanwalking
Pronunciation: nur-ish-MENT-al
Sentence: When Snoop went on the Long Beach Diet, that motherf***er went nourishmental with his rider demands.
Etymology: nourishment + mental
Dietribist
Created by: alecstevenson
Pronunciation: diet-tribist
Sentence:
Etymology: diet + diatribe + ist
Filletofsoul
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: fill - ay - uv - sol
Sentence: JoAnn ordered fillet of sole every time she went to the Shipwreck Restaurant. For days afterwards she felt that she had a filletofsoul because she could not stop thinking about the meal and contemplate her next dining opportunity. These thoughts literally consumed her.....
Etymology: fillet, fillet of sole, soul
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COMMENTS:
I'm voting for you, just for the halibut! - Nosila, 2009-07-16: 01:18:00
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Saladacious
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: sala/day/shush
Sentence: It was embarassing watching her nibbling on a carrot because her relationship with food was so saladacious!
Etymology: salacious (lustful) + salad
Gluttoneed
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: glut ton need
Sentence: Eggbert was consumed by his need for food. It ate away at him and turned him into a gluttoneed. Lettuce learn more: His parents had come here from the Cukeraine and fed him well. It did not help that he worked in a grocery store. He was head of the cabbage dept. and squashed his largesse into a uniform. He took leeks regularly, would always turnip on time and did not earn a large celery. His co-workers thought he was a fungi, even though there was not mushroom for advancement. He would romaine calm in a crisis and peppered his language with some salty phrases. He didn't have many dates and appeared not to carrot all for anything but food. But for all his faults, he was a human bean and did not deserve the beeting he got from the Zucchini Brothers. Poor Eggbert, Rest In Peas!
Etymology: Glutton (a person who is devoted to eating and drinking to excess) & Need (a condition requiring relief;the psychological feature that arouses an organism to action toward a desired goal; the reason for the action; that which gives purpose and direction to behavior)
Hamorexia
Created by: OldEnglish
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Susan's final wish to be mummified in bacon was seen by many as proof of her hamorexia.
Etymology:
Befooded
Created by: bjorn
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Beatrice was utterly befooded by the bountiful birthday banquet before her.
Etymology: bewitched/bothered/bewildered/befuddled/ be-whatevered + food
Anomealy
Created by: rombus
Pronunciation: an - om - meal - ee
Sentence: Donald had a strange anomealy. He had an unusual obsession with everything he ate and couldn't stop thinking about his next meal. He analyzed every grain, stalk, leaf and fiber and imagined himself as part of a larger garden. His soul had drifted away to the great garden in the sky.
Etymology: anomaly (A deviation from a rule or from what is regarded as normal; Something or someone that is strange or unusual), meal
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COMMENTS:
great word - porsche, 2009-07-15: 14:17:00
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Comments:
queeny - 2006-11-15: 10:11:00
ha ha ha , I'll be singing that song all day. Dang, I have verbotomy brain freeze......lettuce be, lettuce be, lettuce be......errrrr
Jabberwocky - 2006-11-17: 07:11:00
I love OldEnglish's "Susan's final wish to be mummified in bacon was seen by many as proof of her hamorexia."
- 2006-11-18: 16:25:00
Refriedguilt? Sounds like 'tucky fried
Today's definition was illustrated by Franke James. Thank you Franke. ~ James