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DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.
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Kisseroo
Created by: bjorn
Pronunciation: kiss-eh-roo
Sentence: Upon giving in to his request for a kiss on the cheek, the sly (and salacious) Mexican DJ gave her a Turner & Smooch, the oldest kisseroo in the book.
Etymology: kiss + switcheroo
Flippaunt
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: flip ant
Sentence: It was embarassingly, saucily, flippaunt to French kiss his aunt
Etymology: flippant + aunt
Oopsculate
Created by: jboehnker
Pronunciation: oops' kyoo layt
Sentence: Too drunk to tell the difference, Bob found himself in the middle of an oopsculating incident between his fiancee and the priest performing their wedding ceremony.
Etymology: Oops + Osculate
Slipongue
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: sli-pung
Sentence: John and Mary had a wonderful the dinner with their new neighbours. When the were leaving, it was all hugs and kisses -- until John slipongued the wife. They were not invited back.
Etymology: It was just slip of the tongue
Slopasnogalism
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: slop a snog a lism
Sentence: Dave was so tired he turned to greet Mary and gave her a slopasnogalism. She cowered in fear not knowing where to put herself.
Etymology: sloppy snogging and the act of not doing things correctly
Lipslip
Created by: simoneshin
Pronunciation: lip-slip
Sentence: we'd only known each other a few hours when he made a dreadful lipslip
Etymology: lips (mouth) slip (error)
Hormonicide
Created by: hvhtim
Pronunciation: hor-MOAN-ih-side
Sentence:
Etymology: hormones, -icide
Overindolcevita
Created by: Fleury
Pronunciation: oh-ver-in-dull-chay-VEE-ta
Sentence: I'd say that tonguing your cousin qualifies as overindolcevita.
Etymology: overindulge + La Dolce Vita ("the sweet life")
Tonguerape
Created by: kevinrio
Pronunciation: tong' rape
Sentence: Shut up or I tonguerape you!
Etymology: Obvious
Comments:
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.
wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD