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DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.
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Forendly
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: For - and - lee
Sentence: Everyone avoided Tom .... because he was way to forendly.
Etymology: To be way to forward to your friends
Oopsculate
Created by: jboehnker
Pronunciation: oops' kyoo layt
Sentence: Too drunk to tell the difference, Bob found himself in the middle of an oopsculating incident between his fiancee and the priest performing their wedding ceremony.
Etymology: Oops + Osculate
Slopasnogalism
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: slop a snog a lism
Sentence: Dave was so tired he turned to greet Mary and gave her a slopasnogalism. She cowered in fear not knowing where to put herself.
Etymology: sloppy snogging and the act of not doing things correctly
Snogchancing
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: snog-chan-sing
Sentence: Perry was a wedding crasher because he thought all those bridemaids were excellent prospects for snogchancing.
Etymology: snog (kiss) + chance (taking a gamble)
Lizardface
Created by: Kevcom2007
Pronunciation: Liz/Urd/Fay/Sse
Sentence: He was a real lizardface when it came to greeting his fellow family members!
Etymology: Lizard + Face
Kisseroo
Created by: bjorn
Pronunciation: kiss-eh-roo
Sentence: Upon giving in to his request for a kiss on the cheek, the sly (and salacious) Mexican DJ gave her a Turner & Smooch, the oldest kisseroo in the book.
Etymology: kiss + switcheroo
Flippaunt
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: flip ant
Sentence: It was embarassingly, saucily, flippaunt to French kiss his aunt
Etymology: flippant + aunt
Cadvantagious
Created by: deadpanwalking
Pronunciation: cad-van-TA-je-us
Sentence: Juniper couldn't help but wonder if her married boss was being cadvantagious when he hugged her at the office party and his hands traveled down her spine just a little too far.
Etymology: Cad + Advantagious
Oversmooch
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: oh-ver-smooch
Sentence: Dan realized he had oversmooched his Aunt Peg when he noticed his gum was missing.
Etymology: over (in excess) + smooch (kiss)
Comments:
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.
wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD