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'Sorry Auntie Em! I was thinking of my girlfriend...'

DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.

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Flippaunt

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: flip ant

Sentence: It was embarassingly, saucily, flippaunt to French kiss his aunt

Etymology: flippant + aunt

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Overbite

Created by: galwaywegian

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Lipslip

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: lip-slip

Sentence: we'd only known each other a few hours when he made a dreadful lipslip

Etymology: lips (mouth) slip (error)

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Cadvantagious

Created by: deadpanwalking

Pronunciation: cad-van-TA-je-us

Sentence: Juniper couldn't help but wonder if her married boss was being cadvantagious when he hugged her at the office party and his hands traveled down her spine just a little too far.

Etymology: Cad + Advantagious

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Kissrape

Created by: exmugger

Pronunciation: kiss-rape

Sentence: I must not kissrape my teacher no matter how sexy i think she is. (:

Etymology: rape someone of his/her kiss

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Peckneck

Created by: quippingqueen

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Overindolcevita

Created by: Fleury

Pronunciation: oh-ver-in-dull-chay-VEE-ta

Sentence: I'd say that tonguing your cousin qualifies as overindolcevita.

Etymology: overindulge + La Dolce Vita ("the sweet life")

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Lizardface

Created by: Kevcom2007

Pronunciation: Liz/Urd/Fay/Sse

Sentence: He was a real lizardface when it came to greeting his fellow family members!

Etymology: Lizard + Face

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Slipongue

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: sli-pung

Sentence: John and Mary had a wonderful the dinner with their new neighbours. When the were leaving, it was all hugs and kisses -- until John slipongued the wife. They were not invited back.

Etymology: It was just slip of the tongue

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Lipslip

Created by: simoneshin

Pronunciation: lip-slip

Sentence: we'd only known each other a few hours when he made a dreadful lipslip

Etymology: lips (mouth) slip (error)

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Comments:

bjorn bjorn - 2006-11-29: 18:36:00
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.

wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD