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'Sorry Auntie Em! I was thinking of my girlfriend...'

DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.

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Slipongue

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: sli-pung

Sentence: John and Mary had a wonderful the dinner with their new neighbours. When the were leaving, it was all hugs and kisses -- until John slipongued the wife. They were not invited back.

Etymology: It was just slip of the tongue

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Slopasnogalism

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: slop a snog a lism

Sentence: Dave was so tired he turned to greet Mary and gave her a slopasnogalism. She cowered in fear not knowing where to put herself.

Etymology: sloppy snogging and the act of not doing things correctly

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Lipslip

Created by: simoneshin

Pronunciation: lip-slip

Sentence: we'd only known each other a few hours when he made a dreadful lipslip

Etymology: lips (mouth) slip (error)

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Oopsculate

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: oops' kyoo layt

Sentence: Too drunk to tell the difference, Bob found himself in the middle of an oopsculating incident between his fiancee and the priest performing their wedding ceremony.

Etymology: Oops + Osculate

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