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DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.
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Freudkiss
Created by: Adamson
Pronunciation: fro-id-kiss
Sentence: Sorry, it was subconscious, I did not mean to freudkiss you !
Etymology: Freud (Ziggy) + kiss
Exorbitongue
Created by: babel
Pronunciation: ex-or-bee-tung
Sentence:
Etymology: exorbitant + tongue
Tongrope
Created by: ubgrud
Pronunciation: tong-grope
Sentence: She greeted her CEO only to receive an unexpected tongrope.
Etymology: tongue + grope
Snogchancing
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: snog-chan-sing
Sentence: Perry was a wedding crasher because he thought all those bridemaids were excellent prospects for snogchancing.
Etymology: snog (kiss) + chance (taking a gamble)
Wentufar
Created by: Flixst
Pronunciation: wen-tu-far
Sentence: She slaped his face because he wentufared
Etymology: "Went to far"
Curiolips
Created by: ChrisCarrk
Pronunciation: cure-e-o-lips
Sentence: His case of Curiolips caused him to smooch his great grandma Leena.
Etymology: curious+lips
Lipwreck
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: lip rek
Sentence: George's Uncle Fred brought his new wife Emilie over to visit. She was beautiful, young and had a delightful Parisienne accent, since she had just immigrated here. When George met her, he was star-struck at her chic appearance and sophisticated panache. His welcoming hug and kiss turned into a lipwreck when he tried to play tonsil hockey with her. Everyone was offended, including his new Aunt. George protested that he was only trying to make her feel welcome by giving her a French Kiss!
Etymology: Lip (fleshy folds of tissue as those surrounding the mouth;an impudent or insolent rejoinder)& Wreck (something or someone that has suffered ruin or dilapidation;smash or break forcefully) & Wordplay on Shipwreck (suffer failure, as in some enterprise;ruin utterly)
Flukiss
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: flu/kis
Sentence: The flukiss was embarrassing to both.
Etymology: fluke + kiss
Comments:
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.
wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD