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'Sorry Auntie Em! I was thinking of my girlfriend...'

DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.

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Oversmooch

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: oh-ver-smooch

Sentence: Dan realized he had oversmooched his Aunt Peg when he noticed his gum was missing.

Etymology: over (in excess) + smooch (kiss)

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Tonguejumping

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

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Kissrape

Created by: exmugger

Pronunciation: kiss-rape

Sentence: I must not kissrape my teacher no matter how sexy i think she is. (:

Etymology: rape someone of his/her kiss

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Tonguetrip

Created by: Alchemist

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Lipstickle

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: lips-tickl

Sentence: Nine times out of ten, Gerald found he could pass off his attempt to lipstickle someone as a genuine mistake

Etymology: lips + tickle

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Lizardface

Created by: Kevcom2007

Pronunciation: Liz/Urd/Fay/Sse

Sentence: He was a real lizardface when it came to greeting his fellow family members!

Etymology: Lizard + Face

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Overindolcevita

Created by: Fleury

Pronunciation: oh-ver-in-dull-chay-VEE-ta

Sentence: I'd say that tonguing your cousin qualifies as overindolcevita.

Etymology: overindulge + La Dolce Vita ("the sweet life")

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Forendly

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: For - and - lee

Sentence: Everyone avoided Tom .... because he was way to forendly.

Etymology: To be way to forward to your friends

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Lipwreck

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: lip rek

Sentence: George's Uncle Fred brought his new wife Emilie over to visit. She was beautiful, young and had a delightful Parisienne accent, since she had just immigrated here. When George met her, he was star-struck at her chic appearance and sophisticated panache. His welcoming hug and kiss turned into a lipwreck when he tried to play tonsil hockey with her. Everyone was offended, including his new Aunt. George protested that he was only trying to make her feel welcome by giving her a French Kiss!

Etymology: Lip (fleshy folds of tissue as those surrounding the mouth;an impudent or insolent rejoinder)& Wreck (something or someone that has suffered ruin or dilapidation;smash or break forcefully) & Wordplay on Shipwreck (suffer failure, as in some enterprise;ruin utterly)

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Slopasnogalism

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Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: slop a snog a lism

Sentence: Dave was so tired he turned to greet Mary and gave her a slopasnogalism. She cowered in fear not knowing where to put herself.

Etymology: sloppy snogging and the act of not doing things correctly

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Comments:

bjorn bjorn - 2006-11-29: 18:36:00
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.

wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD