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DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.

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Overintamesia

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: O-vur-inta-mEsha

Sentence: Fred was so horny he was omverintamesial with all of his cousins

Etymology: over + intimate + amnesia

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Lipslip

Created by: simoneshin

Pronunciation: lip-slip

Sentence: we'd only known each other a few hours when he made a dreadful lipslip

Etymology: lips (mouth) slip (error)

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Tongrope

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: tong-grope

Sentence: She greeted her CEO only to receive an unexpected tongrope.

Etymology: tongue + grope

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Overbite

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation:

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Lipslip

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: lip-slip

Sentence: we'd only known each other a few hours when he made a dreadful lipslip

Etymology: lips (mouth) slip (error)

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Lipstickle

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: lips-tickl

Sentence: Nine times out of ten, Gerald found he could pass off his attempt to lipstickle someone as a genuine mistake

Etymology: lips + tickle

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Flukiss

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: flu/kis

Sentence: The flukiss was embarrassing to both.

Etymology: fluke + kiss

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Kisseroo

bjorn

Created by: bjorn

Pronunciation: kiss-eh-roo

Sentence: Upon giving in to his request for a kiss on the cheek, the sly (and salacious) Mexican DJ gave her a Turner & Smooch, the oldest kisseroo in the book.

Etymology: kiss + switcheroo

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Oopsculate

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: oops' kyoo layt

Sentence: Too drunk to tell the difference, Bob found himself in the middle of an oopsculating incident between his fiancee and the priest performing their wedding ceremony.

Etymology: Oops + Osculate

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Kissrape

Created by: exmugger

Pronunciation: kiss-rape

Sentence: I must not kissrape my teacher no matter how sexy i think she is. (:

Etymology: rape someone of his/her kiss

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Comments:

bjorn bjorn - 2006-11-29: 18:36:00
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.

wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD