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DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.
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Slipongue
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: sli-pung
Sentence: John and Mary had a wonderful the dinner with their new neighbours. When the were leaving, it was all hugs and kisses -- until John slipongued the wife. They were not invited back.
Etymology: It was just slip of the tongue
Flukiss
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: flu/kis
Sentence: The flukiss was embarrassing to both.
Etymology: fluke + kiss
Snogchancing
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: snog-chan-sing
Sentence: Perry was a wedding crasher because he thought all those bridemaids were excellent prospects for snogchancing.
Etymology: snog (kiss) + chance (taking a gamble)
Kisseroo
Created by: bjorn
Pronunciation: kiss-eh-roo
Sentence: Upon giving in to his request for a kiss on the cheek, the sly (and salacious) Mexican DJ gave her a Turner & Smooch, the oldest kisseroo in the book.
Etymology: kiss + switcheroo
Tongrope
Created by: ubgrud
Pronunciation: tong-grope
Sentence: She greeted her CEO only to receive an unexpected tongrope.
Etymology: tongue + grope
Forendly
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: For - and - lee
Sentence: Everyone avoided Tom .... because he was way to forendly.
Etymology: To be way to forward to your friends
Wentufar
Created by: Flixst
Pronunciation: wen-tu-far
Sentence: She slaped his face because he wentufared
Etymology: "Went to far"
Freudkiss
Created by: Adamson
Pronunciation: fro-id-kiss
Sentence: Sorry, it was subconscious, I did not mean to freudkiss you !
Etymology: Freud (Ziggy) + kiss
Lizardface
Created by: Kevcom2007
Pronunciation: Liz/Urd/Fay/Sse
Sentence: He was a real lizardface when it came to greeting his fellow family members!
Etymology: Lizard + Face
Comments:
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.
wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD