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            	            	DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.
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Lizardface
Created by: Kevcom2007
Pronunciation: Liz/Urd/Fay/Sse
Sentence: He was a real lizardface when it came to greeting his fellow family members!
Etymology: Lizard + Face
Exorbitongue
Created by: babel
Pronunciation: ex-or-bee-tung
Sentence:
Etymology: exorbitant + tongue
Lipwreck
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: lip rek
Sentence: George's Uncle Fred brought his new wife Emilie over to visit. She was beautiful, young and had a delightful Parisienne accent, since she had just immigrated here. When George met her, he was star-struck at her chic appearance and sophisticated panache. His welcoming hug and kiss turned into a lipwreck when he tried to play tonsil hockey with her. Everyone was offended, including his new Aunt. George protested that he was only trying to make her feel welcome by giving her a French Kiss!
Etymology: Lip (fleshy folds of tissue as those surrounding the mouth;an impudent or insolent rejoinder)& Wreck (something or someone that has suffered ruin or dilapidation;smash or break forcefully) & Wordplay on Shipwreck (suffer failure, as in some enterprise;ruin utterly)
Oopsculate
Created by: jboehnker
Pronunciation: oops' kyoo layt
Sentence: Too drunk to tell the difference, Bob found himself in the middle of an oopsculating incident between his fiancee and the priest performing their wedding ceremony.
Etymology: Oops + Osculate
Forendly
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: For - and - lee
Sentence: Everyone avoided Tom .... because he was way to forendly.
Etymology: To be way to forward to your friends
Flukiss
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: flu/kis
Sentence: The flukiss was embarrassing to both.
Etymology: fluke + kiss
Lipslip
Created by: simoneshin
Pronunciation: lip-slip
Sentence: we'd only known each other a few hours when he made a dreadful lipslip
Etymology: lips (mouth) slip (error)
Slopasnogalism
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: slop a snog a lism
Sentence: Dave was so tired he turned to greet Mary and gave her a slopasnogalism. She cowered in fear not knowing where to put herself.
Etymology: sloppy snogging and the act of not doing things correctly
Slipongue
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: sli-pung
Sentence: John and Mary had a wonderful the dinner with their new neighbours. When the were leaving, it was all hugs and kisses -- until John slipongued the wife. They were not invited back.
Etymology: It was just slip of the tongue
	
Comments:
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.
wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD