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'Sorry Auntie Em! I was thinking of my girlfriend...'

DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.

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Overbite

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Slipongue

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: sli-pung

Sentence: John and Mary had a wonderful the dinner with their new neighbours. When the were leaving, it was all hugs and kisses -- until John slipongued the wife. They were not invited back.

Etymology: It was just slip of the tongue

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Flukiss

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: flu/kis

Sentence: The flukiss was embarrassing to both.

Etymology: fluke + kiss

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Snogchancing

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: snog-chan-sing

Sentence: Perry was a wedding crasher because he thought all those bridemaids were excellent prospects for snogchancing.

Etymology: snog (kiss) + chance (taking a gamble)

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Kisseroo

bjorn

Created by: bjorn

Pronunciation: kiss-eh-roo

Sentence: Upon giving in to his request for a kiss on the cheek, the sly (and salacious) Mexican DJ gave her a Turner & Smooch, the oldest kisseroo in the book.

Etymology: kiss + switcheroo

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Tongrope

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: tong-grope

Sentence: She greeted her CEO only to receive an unexpected tongrope.

Etymology: tongue + grope

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Forendly

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: For - and - lee

Sentence: Everyone avoided Tom .... because he was way to forendly.

Etymology: To be way to forward to your friends

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Wentufar

Created by: Flixst

Pronunciation: wen-tu-far

Sentence: She slaped his face because he wentufared

Etymology: "Went to far"

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Freudkiss

Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: fro-id-kiss

Sentence: Sorry, it was subconscious, I did not mean to freudkiss you !

Etymology: Freud (Ziggy) + kiss

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Lizardface

Created by: Kevcom2007

Pronunciation: Liz/Urd/Fay/Sse

Sentence: He was a real lizardface when it came to greeting his fellow family members!

Etymology: Lizard + Face

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Comments:

bjorn bjorn - 2006-11-29: 18:36:00
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.

wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD