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'Sorry Auntie Em! I was thinking of my girlfriend...'

DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.

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Snogchancing

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: snog-chan-sing

Sentence: Perry was a wedding crasher because he thought all those bridemaids were excellent prospects for snogchancing.

Etymology: snog (kiss) + chance (taking a gamble)

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Overbite

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation:

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Lipstickle

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: lips-tickl

Sentence: Nine times out of ten, Gerald found he could pass off his attempt to lipstickle someone as a genuine mistake

Etymology: lips + tickle

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Exorbitongue

Created by: babel

Pronunciation: ex-or-bee-tung

Sentence:

Etymology: exorbitant + tongue

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Oversmooch

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: oh-ver-smooch

Sentence: Dan realized he had oversmooched his Aunt Peg when he noticed his gum was missing.

Etymology: over (in excess) + smooch (kiss)

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Forendly

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: For - and - lee

Sentence: Everyone avoided Tom .... because he was way to forendly.

Etymology: To be way to forward to your friends

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Slopasnogalism

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: slop a snog a lism

Sentence: Dave was so tired he turned to greet Mary and gave her a slopasnogalism. She cowered in fear not knowing where to put herself.

Etymology: sloppy snogging and the act of not doing things correctly

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Tongrope

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: tong-grope

Sentence: She greeted her CEO only to receive an unexpected tongrope.

Etymology: tongue + grope

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Cadvantagious

Created by: deadpanwalking

Pronunciation: cad-van-TA-je-us

Sentence: Juniper couldn't help but wonder if her married boss was being cadvantagious when he hugged her at the office party and his hands traveled down her spine just a little too far.

Etymology: Cad + Advantagious

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Flippaunt

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: flip ant

Sentence: It was embarassingly, saucily, flippaunt to French kiss his aunt

Etymology: flippant + aunt

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Comments:

bjorn bjorn - 2006-11-29: 18:36:00
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.

wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD