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'Sorry Auntie Em! I was thinking of my girlfriend...'

DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.

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Lipslip

Created by: simoneshin

Pronunciation: lip-slip

Sentence: we'd only known each other a few hours when he made a dreadful lipslip

Etymology: lips (mouth) slip (error)

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Exorbitongue

Created by: babel

Pronunciation: ex-or-bee-tung

Sentence:

Etymology: exorbitant + tongue

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Lipstickle

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: lips-tickl

Sentence: Nine times out of ten, Gerald found he could pass off his attempt to lipstickle someone as a genuine mistake

Etymology: lips + tickle

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Tonguerape

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation: tong' rape

Sentence: Shut up or I tonguerape you!

Etymology: Obvious

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Freudkiss

Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: fro-id-kiss

Sentence: Sorry, it was subconscious, I did not mean to freudkiss you !

Etymology: Freud (Ziggy) + kiss

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Kisscalation

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: kiss-ka-la-shun

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Flippaunt

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: flip ant

Sentence: It was embarassingly, saucily, flippaunt to French kiss his aunt

Etymology: flippant + aunt

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Forendly

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: For - and - lee

Sentence: Everyone avoided Tom .... because he was way to forendly.

Etymology: To be way to forward to your friends

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Snogchancing

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: snog-chan-sing

Sentence: Perry was a wedding crasher because he thought all those bridemaids were excellent prospects for snogchancing.

Etymology: snog (kiss) + chance (taking a gamble)

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Slipongue

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: sli-pung

Sentence: John and Mary had a wonderful the dinner with their new neighbours. When the were leaving, it was all hugs and kisses -- until John slipongued the wife. They were not invited back.

Etymology: It was just slip of the tongue

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Comments:

bjorn bjorn - 2006-11-29: 18:36:00
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.

wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD