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'Hi Sexy! Oops... Sorry, I thought you were someone else.'

DEFINITION: To recognize and loudly greet a friend only to realize that it is a complete stranger, who now thinks that you are somewhat odd.

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Hailno

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: heyl-noh

Sentence: Elmer gave a hearty hailno to his best friends girlfriends cousins look-alike.

Etymology: hail - (greet loudly) no - (negative, wrong)

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Yoohoowho

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: u/who/who

Sentence: She greeted, who she thought was Jenny, with a loud yoo-hoo. It quickly turned into a yoohoowho when she realized it was a complete stranger.

Etymology: yoo-hoo + who

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Humilimeet

Created by: earljw

Pronunciation: hue-MIL-i-meet

Sentence: I was heading to the bathroom when this goth chick I have never met decided to humilimeet me.

Etymology: humiliate + meet

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Whatsugh

skepsis

Created by: skepsis

Pronunciation: what's - ugg

Sentence: I pulled an whatsugh back there because that guy looked just like Rainbow-Jeremy.

Etymology: whats up and ugh

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Wreckognition

Created by: caffreyc

Pronunciation: wreck-og-ni-tion

Sentence: My wreckognition ability seems to be growing as I get older

Etymology: wreck, recognition

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Helloribble

movingtomontana

Created by: movingtomontana

Pronunciation: Hell - orr - ibble

Sentence: I thought I saw you in the supermarket this morning, I helloribbled some bird. She ran off down the isle and called security.

Etymology: Hello meets Horrible

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Salutorture

Created by: elron

Pronunciation: sal-yoo-tor-chur

Sentence: From the back, Sally thought it was her friend, Jude, but quickly realized it wasn't and suffered salutorture.

Etymology: salutation + torture

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Howdelusion

Pseudonym

Created by: Pseudonym

Pronunciation: how-dee-loo-shun

Sentence: "Since I stopped talking to people, I no longer suffer from howdelusion."

Etymology: howdy + delusion

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Greetgaffe

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: GREET-gaff

Sentence: You should have seen the look on Bob's chumystified face, when he realized that the person whom he had greeted so loudly was a complete stranger. This greetgaffe was just the latest in his long list of cobberclangers. Only later on, when he learned that it was his greatest chumistake yet, did he decide that it was time to start compiling a corrifriendum.

Etymology: Greet: to welcome & gaffe: awkward social error, a faux pas.

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Recoget

Created by: StigAllan

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Sorry I recogot you. I thought you were my brother but now I see you must be someone else.

Etymology:

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