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'Hi Sexy! Oops... Sorry, I thought you were someone else.'

DEFINITION: To recognize and loudly greet a friend only to realize that it is a complete stranger, who now thinks that you are somewhat odd.

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Embarused

Created by: leeannhamers

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Howdelusion

Pseudonym

Created by: Pseudonym

Pronunciation: how-dee-loo-shun

Sentence: "Since I stopped talking to people, I no longer suffer from howdelusion."

Etymology: howdy + delusion

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Strangehoot

Created by: reguser

Pronunciation: strangehoot

Sentence: I was walking down the road, when this guy suddenly strangehooted at me from no where.

Etymology: strange = unknown, weird, unfamiliar hoot = call

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Hailno

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: heyl-noh

Sentence: Elmer gave a hearty hailno to his best friends girlfriends cousins look-alike.

Etymology: hail - (greet loudly) no - (negative, wrong)

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Recoget

Created by: StigAllan

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Sorry I recogot you. I thought you were my brother but now I see you must be someone else.

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Reactcident

joelb

Created by: joelb

Pronunciation: re-AKT-sid-ent

Sentence: I pretended that my friend was actually somewhere behind this weirdo who my reactcident seemed to have excited.

Etymology: react + accident

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Whatsugh

skepsis

Created by: skepsis

Pronunciation: what's - ugg

Sentence: I pulled an whatsugh back there because that guy looked just like Rainbow-Jeremy.

Etymology: whats up and ugh

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Verbolepticamnesiac

Created by: kasaj

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Oopsalute

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: oops-suh-loot

Sentence: After a few drinks she oopsaluted everyone at the party, even though she felt a bit ashamed about it she realised the next that it was a really great way to meet men.

Etymology: oops (as in expressing dismay) + salute (as in greeting or salutation)

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Helloops

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: hell + oops

Sentence: Man, that guy looked EXACTLY LIKE Adolf Hitler - what a complete helloops!

Etymology: hello + oops. (Note: I created this word for this definition the first time around. I liked it too much not to use it again.)

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