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'Hi Sexy! Oops... Sorry, I thought you were someone else.'

DEFINITION: To recognize and loudly greet a friend only to realize that it is a complete stranger, who now thinks that you are somewhat odd.

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Mishidentify

Created by: h4ste

Pronunciation: miss-hi-dentify

Sentence: He looks exactly like you! I can't believe i completely mishidentified someone else!

Etymology: mis (wrongly)+ hi (a greeting) + identity

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COMMENTS:

Good blend. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-03: 23:32:00

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Whoopsicall

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: WOOP-si-call

Sentence: When Gary made a whoopsicall to a woman he thought was Margret he felt the cold chill of embarrassment creeping down his neck.

Etymology: Whoops (a commmon exclaimation when making an error) with call (a shout out to my peeps) mixed with Popsicle because you feel that cold feeling of making an error.

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Verbolepticamnesiac

Created by: kasaj

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Nothuithot

Created by: fanoog

Pronunciation: Not who I thought

Sentence: sorry, you are nothuithot.

Etymology: not who i thought

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Greeteek

Created by: FreeToys

Pronunciation: greet' - eek

Sentence: Her humiliating greeteek had scarcely passed her lips when she realized it was a Preacher whose ass she was grabbing as she squealed; "You were great last night!"

Etymology: greeting/eek!

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Embarrassmeet

trioptimum

Created by: trioptimum

Pronunciation: em-BARR-uhs-meet

Sentence: Simon cringed as he recounted to everyone present the details of that morning's embarrassmeet.

Etymology: meet + embarrassment

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Greetgaffe

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: GREET-gaff

Sentence: You should have seen the look on Bob's chumystified face, when he realized that the person whom he had greeted so loudly was a complete stranger. This greetgaffe was just the latest in his long list of cobberclangers. Only later on, when he learned that it was his greatest chumistake yet, did he decide that it was time to start compiling a corrifriendum.

Etymology: Greet: to welcome & gaffe: awkward social error, a faux pas.

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Reactcident

joelb

Created by: joelb

Pronunciation: re-AKT-sid-ent

Sentence: I pretended that my friend was actually somewhere behind this weirdo who my reactcident seemed to have excited.

Etymology: react + accident

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Malute

Created by: kundalinikat

Pronunciation: v. MAL-oot n. MAL-yoo-tay-shun

Sentence: Bob's awkward malutation began the blind date on the wrong note.

Etymology: mal (Latin for 'bad') + salute or salutation

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Helloribble

movingtomontana

Created by: movingtomontana

Pronunciation: Hell - orr - ibble

Sentence: I thought I saw you in the supermarket this morning, I helloribbled some bird. She ran off down the isle and called security.

Etymology: Hello meets Horrible

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