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'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Oblivioffend

Created by: lauramy

Pronunciation: uh-bliv-ee-uh-fend

Sentence: He continued to oblivioffend our guests by saying "All faiths have equally ridiculous celebrations. So lets just party."

Etymology: From oblivious meaning unaware and offend meaning to cause resentment.

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Bleffend

Created by: thewbert

Pronunciation: ble-FFEND

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Etymology: comes from bless and offend

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Yulephemism

simon1081

Created by: simon1081

Pronunciation: yule-fe-miss-m

Sentence: Rabbi Scwartz offered the Kwanzaa celebrators a hearty Yulephemism

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Chaliciding

Created by: GreenBearAcademy

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Holigreet

Created by: KoolKow

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Unfaithabalise

Arcysparky

Created by: Arcysparky

Pronunciation: Un-FEYTH-a-bal-ayz

Sentence: "Have a wonderful non-faith-specific seasonal period" Alice unfaithabalised.

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Moronicer

Created by: socialyabusd

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Pandalize

Created by: Alchemist

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Sentence: As usual, Archie was pandalizing the Jeffersons by offering Christmas watermelon.

Etymology: a cross between "pan-cultural" and "scandalize"

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Unicheer

Created by: speakeasy

Pronunciation: yoon-eh-cheer

Sentence: "Hello Harry, just popping to spread some unicheer with a few of Ingrid's latkes."

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Blundermas

Created by: Abbers

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Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!

hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!

babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.

Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel