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DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
Verboticisms
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Exmaspale
Created by: frenzi
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Nick always tried not to offend anyone, yet somehow, after a few drinks, he always managed to exmaspale somebody.
Etymology: From xmas - the non-christian way of referring to Dec 25th, and the phrase "beyond the pale" - meaning just outside the bounds of acceptable behaviour.
Greesting
Created by: meiyas
Pronunciation:
Sentence: he always try to greesting other people, and see if they manage to get it.
Etymology: the word comes from a combination of greeting and sting, meaning you are greeting someone but there is a hidden sting
Santadultry
Created by: Computergeek
Pronunciation: Santa-Dull-tree
Sentence: Santa was santadultry with misses claus
Etymology:
Rendeveous
Created by: heydj
Pronunciation:
Sentence: "He was rendeveous towards that man."
Etymology:
Blexxpletive
Created by: coinstar
Pronunciation: blecks-ple-tive, (n). See also "to blexxplicate" (v).
Sentence: Uncle Bob trumpeted his arrival with a round of hearty blexpletives that are best forgotten.
Etymology: bless + expletive (deleted)
Republandism
Created by: POKETNRJSH
Pronunciation: re-pub-bland-ism
Sentence: That commercial wishing me a happy "chrismakwanzakah" was filled with republandism.
Etymology: What's more bland than a poorly-worded politically correct phrase that some republican thought up?
Salrudetation
Created by: haroldbarold
Pronunciation: sal-rude-tay-shun
Sentence: Everyone dreaded being cornered by reindeer-breath Randy and his off-color salrudetations.
Etymology: salutation + rude

Comments:
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!
hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!
babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.
Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel