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DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
Verboticisms
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Yulephemism
Created by: simon1081
Pronunciation: yule-fe-miss-m
Sentence: Rabbi Scwartz offered the Kwanzaa celebrators a hearty Yulephemism
Etymology:
Unigratings
Created by: wordbird
Pronunciation: uni-grat-ings
Sentence: I'm tired of the bland and safe holiday unigratings that are crafted for sensitivity.
Etymology: universal (comb. form); grating
Christmahanukwanzaacate
Created by: Metanaito
Pronunciation: Krihs-muh-hah-nuh-kwan-zuh-kayt
Sentence:
Etymology: Christmas + hanukkah + kwanzaa = uh-oh...
Polioff
Created by: exmugger
Pronunciation: paw-li-off
Sentence: i guess i have to forgive my overseas friends for giving such polioff christmas greetings since they dont know about our customs and belief.
Etymology: political + put-off
Politicallyovercorrectness
Created by: BrakX
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Man... all this happy holidays stuff instead of Merry Christmas is politicallyovercorrectness
Etymology:
Republandism
Created by: POKETNRJSH
Pronunciation: re-pub-bland-ism
Sentence: That commercial wishing me a happy "chrismakwanzakah" was filled with republandism.
Etymology: What's more bland than a poorly-worded politically correct phrase that some republican thought up?
Yuletried
Created by: babel
Pronunciation: yool-tride
Sentence: Peter's whisky-infused mulled wine gave him oodles of yuletried spirit
Etymology: yuletide + tried
Holipease
Created by: Dooreatoe
Pronunciation: hol-i-peez
Sentence: At my office holiday party, I was having a difficult time attempt to holipease the Christians, Atheists and Jewish people all at once.
Etymology:
Mazelbotch
Created by: jsky20
Pronunciation: ma-zel-bach
Sentence:
Etymology: mazel tov + botch
Exmascommunication
Created by: bozzerino
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: excommunication xmas communication
Comments:
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!
hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!
babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.
Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel