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'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Crueltide

Created by: ipswich78

Pronunciation: As it is

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Fauxfauxfaux

Prios

Created by: Prios

Pronunciation: foe foe foe (Same pronunciation as "faux" three times)

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Etymology: From "Faux pas" (social blunder).

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Celebricabrac

Created by: Fleury

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Winterrify

Created by: ipmcleod

Pronunciation: rhymes with "terrify"

Sentence: There he goes with that mistletoe belt buckle, winterrifying his co-workers.

Etymology: winter + terrify

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Rendeveous

Created by: heydj

Pronunciation:

Sentence: "He was rendeveous towards that man."

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Holidomally

Created by: cooldudes202

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Jewanbudism

Created by: neojester12

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Masholiday

Created by: Dancebert

Pronunciation: Mash-ol-i-day

Sentence: Tom's birthday was December 30th so it was always combined with New Years Eve as a masholiday.

Etymology: Mash - to smash together Masher - (obsolete slang) a man who makes passes at women Holiday - duh ...

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Herewish

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: hair-a-wish

Sentence: The herewish raised a few eyebrows, but we all raised a glass on jewish christmas.

Etymology: heretical-offensive wish-good intent

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Desalutation

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: dE-Salu-ta-Shun

Sentence: Jim, known for being uncouth, consistantly made folks uncomfortable at the part with his awkward desalutations.

Etymology: de: away + salutation

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Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!

hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!

babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.

Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel