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'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Ecucheermenise

Created by: scrubskip

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Sentence: Paul started to say "Merry Christmas" instead ecucheermenised, "Merry... Holidays"

Etymology: ecumenism + cheer

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Festoffend

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: Fest-off-end

Sentence: And with a quick few words, Stanley festoffended all the women in the office.

Etymology: Festival+offend

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Scroogaramakwanzahanukkify

Created by: zeddhead

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Offendogram

Created by: littleguybrush

Pronunciation: oh-fend-oh-gram

Sentence: Uncle Pete offered up and offendogram which didn't go over well at all.

Etymology: offend plus a nice little o-gram

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Desalutation

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: dE-Salu-ta-Shun

Sentence: Jim, known for being uncouth, consistantly made folks uncomfortable at the part with his awkward desalutations.

Etymology: de: away + salutation

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Satanpraise

Created by: kevinrio

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Grategreet

Created by: galwaywegian

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Incorectaxmasalutism

Created by: Jester

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Interfesting

Created by: LlamaMan

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Mistlebloe

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: missle-blo

Sentence: Robert stood under the mistletoe hoping to get kissed. But whenever he opened his mouth, he'd mistlebloe, and then get slapped.

Etymology: missle+blow=the explosive version of mistletoe

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Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!

hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!

babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.

Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel