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'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Glitchgreeting

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: glich/greet/ing

Sentence: Had Bismark Long-Pocket owned a copy of "The Official Politically Correct Dictionary and Handbook" or "Cultural Etiquette: A Guide for the Well-Intentioned", he would never have uttered such a glitchgreeting to the Quack-pots and Nag-Gnostics in his office.

Etymology: glitch: a malfunction or minor problem with unintended consequences + greeting: an expression of good wishes

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Greetism

Created by: matrixpro

Pronunciation: greet - ism

Sentence: The mayor's greetism cost him the muslim's votes in the january primaries.

Etymology: The brain of a screwed up teenager.

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Celebricabrac

Created by: Fleury

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Milktoasting

Created by: dxl413

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Joyblanderize

Created by: oohisay

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Holiscam

Created by: guerras

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Holigrefecate

aly22

Created by: aly22

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Idiotomarriage

Created by: Lukex115

Pronunciation: ID-EE-OTO-MARR-IJ

Sentence: It reminds me of idiotomarriage

Etymology: Whats Etymology?

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Guiltreet

Created by: schmoozyduh

Pronunciation: Gill-trEEt

Sentence: While it was polite of Susan to give me guiltreet, it made me feel like a stranger.

Etymology: "Guiltreet" is believed to be a combination of the words "guilt" and "greet." The reasoning behind this is possibly the guilt associated with the people that were overly concerned with offending people of any religious preference.

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Politicallyovercorrectness

Created by: BrakX

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Sentence: Man... all this happy holidays stuff instead of Merry Christmas is politicallyovercorrectness

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Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!

hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!

babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.

Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel