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'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Festivate

Created by: retrochronix

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Theopolitelessness

Created by: msmarsilio

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Hellofaux

Created by: andystephenson

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Sentence: Oh - I think you just performed a hellofaux.

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Greetgrate

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: GREET-grayt

Sentence: Jim thought that yelling "Merry Kwanzaa, bro! Smokin' menorah" was cool, but greetgrating the imam was a bad idea.

Etymology: greet + grate (to annoy)

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Decembarrass

Created by: wmullen

Pronunciation: de/sem/BEAR/ass

Sentence: Though he means well, my father tends to decembarrass himself with each year's card.

Etymology: December / embarrass

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Pandalize

Created by: Alchemist

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Sentence: As usual, Archie was pandalizing the Jeffersons by offering Christmas watermelon.

Etymology: a cross between "pan-cultural" and "scandalize"

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Republandism

Created by: POKETNRJSH

Pronunciation: re-pub-bland-ism

Sentence: That commercial wishing me a happy "chrismakwanzakah" was filled with republandism.

Etymology: What's more bland than a poorly-worded politically correct phrase that some republican thought up?

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Hermonilize

Created by: currentlyinsolitude

Pronunciation: her-moan-ahleyeze

Sentence: The party had been hermonilized, so many different religions had gathered

Etymology: Spanish

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Oblivioffend

Created by: lauramy

Pronunciation: uh-bliv-ee-uh-fend

Sentence: He continued to oblivioffend our guests by saying "All faiths have equally ridiculous celebrations. So lets just party."

Etymology: From oblivious meaning unaware and offend meaning to cause resentment.

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Nihilistmasism

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: nihil/ist/mas/ism

Sentence: The only things acceptable today when discussing Christmas are nihilistmasisms.

Etymology: nihilism +(Christ)mas + ism

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Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!

hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!

babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.

Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel