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'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Celebracialize

Created by: crazytown

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Sentence: Johnny's father attempted to celebracialize with the other parents at the public school's Holiday Festival, but was only met with awkward silence.

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Pixying

Created by: helanren

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Sentence: Article 11.1.2a : all officers will refrain from pixying at all times

Etymology: an acronym of Politically Incorrect Xmasgreeting

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Ignorishes

Created by: Verbepete

Pronunciation: Ig-nor-ish-ehs

Sentence: The Ambassador couldnt have known he would offend the entire tribe with his ignorishes.

Etymology: Ignorant-wishes.

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Dootogreeting

Created by: antonhere

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Etymology: shitty greeting

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Integraholidize

Created by: mrguy753

Pronunciation: Integra - like as in "Integrate" Holid - like as is "Holiday" ize - just to make it a verb

Sentence: Attention employees. Don't forget to integraholidize. We don't want to offend anyone's personal beliefs.

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Kwanzymoron

Created by: ajamay

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Holigrefecate

aly22

Created by: aly22

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Holicaustify

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: hol-e-corse-ti-fy

Sentence: It was particularly cringe-worthy to hear Michael holicaustify the diverse range of guests.

Etymology: From "holy/holiday", "horrify" and "caustic" meaning acidic or harsh. Is, of course, a pun on Holocaust, making the word a little risky, but, in my view, adding to the effectiveness of the gestures it describes, as they are offensive/insensitive.

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Christmahanukwanzaacate

Created by: Metanaito

Pronunciation: Krihs-muh-hah-nuh-kwan-zuh-kayt

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Etymology: Christmas + hanukkah + kwanzaa = uh-oh...

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Holiscam

Created by: guerras

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Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!

hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!

babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.

Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel