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'Do you really think I'm cute?'

DEFINITION: To flirt with a purpose or ulterior motive -- as opposed to casual flirting, which is just for fun.

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Delibflirtly

Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: Duh-lib-flirt-lee

Sentence: He was so naive to believe "Nothing says 'I love you' like a 3 carat diamond" was an offer to start a relationship. She obviously said it delibflirtly.

Etymology: Deliberately (for a purpose) + flirt (behave as though attracted to something/one)

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COMMENTS:

if she breaks his heart, he'll probably need a delibflirtibulator - galwaywegian, 2007-07-18: 06:15:00

He obviously was inflirtuated with her. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 09:28:00

probably better than being inflatulated - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 13:14:00

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Manipuvamp

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: man-ip-you-vamp

Sentence: Josh cried out, "that manipuvamp tramp stamped on my new lava lamp!"

Etymology: manipulate + vamp

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Flirtplan

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: FLIRT + PLAN

Sentence: She flirtplans so simply: her sweet-nothings are part of her get-rich-quick plan to marry a wealthy octogenarian - and get everything!

Etymology: Flirt + plan

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Goaldigger

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: GOHL-dihg-gur

Sentence: As Alex drove an hour out of his way to deliver his girlfriend her groceries and dry cleaning, he suddenly realised he was dating a goaldigger.

Etymology: goal + gold digger

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Alluruse

Created by: jadenguy

Pronunciation: al yoo roos

Sentence: When Vincent and Julius finally made it, they stopped to think. The brothers were at least an hour behind, they had the umbrellas, and the sun wasn’t up yet. Sure of themselves they went forwards. They hadn’t counted on the farmer’s daughters. A tangled web of alluruses quickly enraptured Julius, but Vincent had true love!

Etymology: allure + ruse

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COMMENTS:

I'm curious to find out what the umbrellas are for - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 10:16:00

"early morning rain?" - administraitor, 2007-07-18: 17:30:00

SPF300? - Kyoti, 2007-07-18: 22:02:00

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Fleshpionage

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: flesh-pee-oh-narzh

Sentence: still thirsty but out of money, she undid her top three buttons and headed towards a pack of impressionable gentleman to indulge in a bit of fleshpionage

Etymology: flesh, espionage

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COMMENTS:

unfortunately she hooked up with James Bondage who tied her up for the rest of the evening... - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 11:33:00

Boldfingers! - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 11:46:00

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Delure

Created by: Wiserhinoceros

Pronunciation: de-LURE

Sentence: He was delured into giving her everything she wanted.

Etymology: delude/lure

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Sexploit

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: sex-ployt

Sentence: She was so skilled at sexploiting her way up the corporate ladder, she could have included it on her resume.

Etymology: sex + exploit

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Chumptivate

Created by: jesster

Pronunciation: Chum - ti - vate

Sentence: Bambi was a pro. In less than ten minutes Roger had bought her three $12 cocktails, a large bowl of mixed nuts, and queued up 16 awful pop songs on the jukebox. It was abundantly clear to his friends that she was playing him for a complete nincomdupe, but he was completely chumptivated and refused to listen to a word they said.

Etymology: Chump (someone easily taken in) + captivate (to attract and hold the interest of)

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Sulterior

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: sull-teer-ee-ya

Sentence: Her strategic plan was to use sulterior moves to seduce and obtain.

Etymology: sultry + ulterior

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