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'Do you really think I'm cute?'

DEFINITION: To flirt with a purpose or ulterior motive -- as opposed to casual flirting, which is just for fun.

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Flirtplan

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: FLIRT + PLAN

Sentence: She flirtplans so simply: her sweet-nothings are part of her get-rich-quick plan to marry a wealthy octogenarian - and get everything!

Etymology: Flirt + plan

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Redirectillation

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: Ree-dur-eck-til-lay-shun

Sentence: Buddy's attempt to woo Michelle after the ball game resulted in an unexpected redirectillation when they stopped by the Porsche dealership on the way home and bought her a convertible instead.

Etymology: Redirection + titillation

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Goaldigger

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: GOHL-dihg-gur

Sentence: As Alex drove an hour out of his way to deliver his girlfriend her groceries and dry cleaning, he suddenly realised he was dating a goaldigger.

Etymology: goal + gold digger

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Delure

Created by: Wiserhinoceros

Pronunciation: de-LURE

Sentence: He was delured into giving her everything she wanted.

Etymology: delude/lure

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Purrpose

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: purr + pohss

Sentence: She gets whatever she wants with that purrpose, guys fall all over themselves to do her bidding.

Etymology: purr + purpose

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COMMENTS:

Great word Osomatic! I'd write it purrrpose and say it like the Cat Woman. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 20:33:00

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Wantin

americanogig

Created by: americanogig

Pronunciation: Pronounced like the word wonton.

Sentence: I thought she wanted to go out with me, but since she ignored me after I introduced her to my friend, I figure she was just wantin.

Etymology: A combination of the words wonton and wanting.

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Sexploit

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: sex-ployt

Sentence: She was so skilled at sexploiting her way up the corporate ladder, she could have included it on her resume.

Etymology: sex + exploit

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Sedjuice

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: sed/joos

Sentence: She had such a craving for freshly squeezed juice that she shamelessly sedjuiced all the young men at the party to keep her glass full.

Etymology: seduce + juice

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Alluruse

Created by: jadenguy

Pronunciation: al yoo roos

Sentence: When Vincent and Julius finally made it, they stopped to think. The brothers were at least an hour behind, they had the umbrellas, and the sun wasn’t up yet. Sure of themselves they went forwards. They hadn’t counted on the farmer’s daughters. A tangled web of alluruses quickly enraptured Julius, but Vincent had true love!

Etymology: allure + ruse

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COMMENTS:

I'm curious to find out what the umbrellas are for - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 10:16:00

"early morning rain?" - administraitor, 2007-07-18: 17:30:00

SPF300? - Kyoti, 2007-07-18: 22:02:00

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Sulterior

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: sull-teer-ee-ya

Sentence: Her strategic plan was to use sulterior moves to seduce and obtain.

Etymology: sultry + ulterior

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