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'Do you really think I'm cute?'

DEFINITION: To flirt with a purpose or ulterior motive -- as opposed to casual flirting, which is just for fun.

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Flatternize

Created by: administraitor

Pronunciation: flat-ter-nize

Sentence: Coming from anyone else, Calvin's attempts to flatternize Diane would have seemed harmless, but his intense stare made her feel like a dear in his headlights.

Etymology: flatter + fraternize

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COMMENTS:

it was probably part of an initiation ritual to get into a flatternity - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 11:28:00

No - he just wanted her as his flatt mate! - administraitor, 2007-07-18: 17:27:00

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Manipuvamp

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: man-ip-you-vamp

Sentence: Josh cried out, "that manipuvamp tramp stamped on my new lava lamp!"

Etymology: manipulate + vamp

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Flirtplan

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: FLIRT + PLAN

Sentence: She flirtplans so simply: her sweet-nothings are part of her get-rich-quick plan to marry a wealthy octogenarian - and get everything!

Etymology: Flirt + plan

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Sulterior

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: sull-teer-ee-ya

Sentence: Her strategic plan was to use sulterior moves to seduce and obtain.

Etymology: sultry + ulterior

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Wantin

americanogig

Created by: americanogig

Pronunciation: Pronounced like the word wonton.

Sentence: I thought she wanted to go out with me, but since she ignored me after I introduced her to my friend, I figure she was just wantin.

Etymology: A combination of the words wonton and wanting.

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Flirtentional

Created by: MJ0009

Pronunciation: FLURR TEN' SHUN AL

Sentence: This chick ovah heah -- her compliments are flirtentional.

Etymology:

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Goaldigger

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: GOHL-dihg-gur

Sentence: As Alex drove an hour out of his way to deliver his girlfriend her groceries and dry cleaning, he suddenly realised he was dating a goaldigger.

Etymology: goal + gold digger

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Sedjuice

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: sed/joos

Sentence: She had such a craving for freshly squeezed juice that she shamelessly sedjuiced all the young men at the party to keep her glass full.

Etymology: seduce + juice

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Flirtpas

Created by: MisUndrstd

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Redirectillation

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: Ree-dur-eck-til-lay-shun

Sentence: Buddy's attempt to woo Michelle after the ball game resulted in an unexpected redirectillation when they stopped by the Porsche dealership on the way home and bought her a convertible instead.

Etymology: Redirection + titillation

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Platry

Soulian

Created by: Soulian

Pronunciation:

Sentence: She is platrying with someone.

Etymology: Play and Try

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COMMENTS:

and flattery? - jadenguy, 2007-07-18: 09:25:00

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Chumptivate

Created by: jesster

Pronunciation: Chum - ti - vate

Sentence: Bambi was a pro. In less than ten minutes Roger had bought her three $12 cocktails, a large bowl of mixed nuts, and queued up 16 awful pop songs on the jukebox. It was abundantly clear to his friends that she was playing him for a complete nincomdupe, but he was completely chumptivated and refused to listen to a word they said.

Etymology: Chump (someone easily taken in) + captivate (to attract and hold the interest of)

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Calcuvamp

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: KAL-kyoo-vamp

Sentence: Jessica figured she could calcuvamp at least 2 more drinks from this guy before she had to find a new mark.

Etymology: calculate + vamp

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Vamploitation

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: vam/ploi/tey/shun

Sentence: At a party she had her vamploitation so well refined that she always had two, or three unattached guys running around waiting on her. It never occurred to her that the vamploitation and sexploitation of her hangers-on was in any way wrong.

Etymology: vamp + exploitation

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COMMENTS:

The guys were vampadmirers. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 11:45:00

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Delibflirtly

Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: Duh-lib-flirt-lee

Sentence: He was so naive to believe "Nothing says 'I love you' like a 3 carat diamond" was an offer to start a relationship. She obviously said it delibflirtly.

Etymology: Deliberately (for a purpose) + flirt (behave as though attracted to something/one)

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COMMENTS:

if she breaks his heart, he'll probably need a delibflirtibulator - galwaywegian, 2007-07-18: 06:15:00

He obviously was inflirtuated with her. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 09:28:00

probably better than being inflatulated - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 13:14:00

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Purrpose

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: purr + pohss

Sentence: She gets whatever she wants with that purrpose, guys fall all over themselves to do her bidding.

Etymology: purr + purpose

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COMMENTS:

Great word Osomatic! I'd write it purrrpose and say it like the Cat Woman. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 20:33:00

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Fleshpionage

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: flesh-pee-oh-narzh

Sentence: still thirsty but out of money, she undid her top three buttons and headed towards a pack of impressionable gentleman to indulge in a bit of fleshpionage

Etymology: flesh, espionage

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COMMENTS:

unfortunately she hooked up with James Bondage who tied her up for the rest of the evening... - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 11:33:00

Boldfingers! - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 11:46:00

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Flurpose

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: flur-puhss

Sentence: Some lesser-known flirting tactics are the flerg - flirting with one's spouse to get them to do chores; the flart - a playful method of releasing gas; and the flurpose - used to obtain gratuities you are otherwise too lazy or cheap to obtain yourself.

Etymology: flirt, purpose

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COMMENTS:

If someone had done this word the last time this ran (or a similar definition), let me know. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 07:19:00

At that distance jacques cousteau couldn't tell whether it was a particularly friendly dolphin or a flurpoise. - galwaywegian, 2007-07-18: 07:37:00

and don't forget the last resort the Flurchase (which involves some cash) - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 12:35:00

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Alluruse

Created by: jadenguy

Pronunciation: al yoo roos

Sentence: When Vincent and Julius finally made it, they stopped to think. The brothers were at least an hour behind, they had the umbrellas, and the sun wasn’t up yet. Sure of themselves they went forwards. They hadn’t counted on the farmer’s daughters. A tangled web of alluruses quickly enraptured Julius, but Vincent had true love!

Etymology: allure + ruse

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COMMENTS:

I'm curious to find out what the umbrellas are for - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 10:16:00

"early morning rain?" - administraitor, 2007-07-18: 17:30:00

SPF300? - Kyoti, 2007-07-18: 22:02:00

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Delure

Created by: Wiserhinoceros

Pronunciation: de-LURE

Sentence: He was delured into giving her everything she wanted.

Etymology: delude/lure

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Flirching

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: flur ching

Sentence: Her flirching always managed to decrease the bulge in men's pockets, unless of course they wore a plastic.

Etymology: flirting Ching!

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Sexploit

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: sex-ployt

Sentence: She was so skilled at sexploiting her way up the corporate ladder, she could have included it on her resume.

Etymology: sex + exploit

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Foxnuzzle

Created by: ChristopherAndersen

Pronunciation: FOCKS nuzz uhl

Sentence: My secretary just foxnuzzled me into giving her a three day weekend.

Etymology: from "fox," a crafty animal or attractive woman, and "nuzzle," to rub with the nose.

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