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'Did you get my email?'

DEFINITION: A psychological dependency on electronic messaging which often leads to compulsive emailing, even among people who are sitting inches apart.

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Imever

Created by: Victoria

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Ebutted

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: e-buht-ed

Sentence: Ken compulsively ebutted his cubicle partner then elbowed him in the ribs.

Etymology: e - from electronic (as in email) and abutted - to touch at the edge.

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Eplaysia

blinktag

Created by: blinktag

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Cybersessisyndromic

Created by: logorrhoea

Pronunciation: Si-ber-ses-ee-sin-drom-ik

Sentence: John sends 60 e-mails per hour but he hasn't spoken to any of his colleauges this month. He's been diagnosed by a psychiatrist as cybersessisyndromic.

Etymology: cyber + obsessed + syndrome

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Ecommunimania

Created by: TehRussians

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Textophilia

Created by: applesnpairs

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Deftmutism

Created by: srjones

Pronunciation: deft-mute-izm

Sentence: We don't talk anymore just chat due to his deftmutism.

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Imoholic

Created by: sevith

Pronunciation: eye-em-oh-HALL-ic

Sentence: My sister Cathy e-mailed me about an e-mail. Clearly an IMoholic

Etymology: IM short for instant message. -Oholic name of the patron saint of Oxycontin

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Deposeate

skepsis

Created by: skepsis

Pronunciation: de-pose-e-ate

Sentence: Billy-bob, a huge deposeate, keeps texting me from upstairs.

Etymology: depend close communicate

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Maelresivitus

Created by: h4ste

Pronunciation: mail-receive-itus

Sentence: Son, you've got a bad case of maelresivitus. Even when im just in front of you, you're texting me your replies.

Etymology: mail + recieve + itus

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Comments:

jadakiss98682 - 2007-08-29: 17:02:00
click on stewhawk and check the etymology of the word. it only makes sense

jadakiss98682 - 2007-08-29: 18:01:00
stewhawk = stephen hawking awesome :)