Verboticisms

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: ee-lehk-TRAHKS-sihm-muht

Sentence: Alex vainly carried on an electroximate relationship with the woman in the next cubicle. He did wonder why she never returned his IMs, though he knew she was at her desk.

Etymology: electronic + proximate (nearby)

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Created by: blinktag

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Created by: jenorthar

Pronunciation: prox-email-ing

Sentence: Although they were sitting together on the couch, Bob and Jane continued proximailing each other in silence.

Etymology: proximity + emailing

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Created by: Neej13

Pronunciation: TEK-no-sloth

Sentence: A true technosloth, Barry preferred to email his cubicle neighbor about whether he'd attend today's meeting, rather than respond directly.

Etymology: Technology + sloth

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Created by: Poeiden

Pronunciation: free-ko-mai-lo-gy

Sentence: Bob the computer technician suffers from an occupational hazard of freakomailogy.

Etymology: freak + mail +psychoLOGY

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Created by: bonus

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Created by: alabaster

Pronunciation: Wanna cyber

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Created by: gabioace

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Created by: haldean

Pronunciation: IHM-AYL-IH-TIE-TUS

Sentence: His imailititus is getting worse; it's like he's deaf and dumb. He just sent me an SMS to ask me to pass him the salt!

Etymology: IM (abbr, instant messaging) + Email + titus (Greek, meaning disorder)

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Created by: Ra1111

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Sentence: The only cure for Digitool Syndrome is to strand the person in the wilderness and if they should make it out alive, send them to live with the Amish.

Etymology: Digital/Tool

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