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'Did you get my email?'

DEFINITION: A psychological dependency on electronic messaging which often leads to compulsive emailing, even among people who are sitting inches apart.

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Autismail

Created by: cococo

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Sentence: My team suffers of Autismail

Etymology: Autism + mail

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Epistuposis

Created by: AetasSerenus

Pronunciation: epi-stu-posis

Sentence: A friend of mine has developed a bad case of epistuposis, I haven't spoke face to face with her for over a month

Etymology: From the latin words epístula and pósitus, meaning e-mail and addict

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Eqwertyosis

Created by: apathy42

Pronunciation: E-quer-tee-OH-sis

Sentence: Tim's eqwertyosis led him to develop calluses on his thumbs when he got his Blackjack.

Etymology: E from e-mail, qwerty from the keyboard style, -osis latin root for mental disorder.

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Emaillife

Created by: BobHowell

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Ependent

Created by: Tesher

Pronunciation: e-pen-dent

Sentence: Adam is completely ependent. He even sends text messages to his girlfriend while they are making out.

Etymology: Electronic (abbreviated as 'E') - dependent (may be varied to -dant for the British)

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Textendance

Created by: rwoodward

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Deftmutism

Created by: srjones

Pronunciation: deft-mute-izm

Sentence: We don't talk anymore just chat due to his deftmutism.

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Imdependency

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: IM-dependency

Sentence: Bill's impediment to social interaction was his imdependency. It got so bad that even when he locked away his laptop, he kept throwing LOLs and BTWs into the conversation.

Etymology: IM (instant messaging) + dependency

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Freakomailogy

Created by: Poeiden

Pronunciation: free-ko-mai-lo-gy

Sentence: Bob the computer technician suffers from an occupational hazard of freakomailogy.

Etymology: freak + mail +psychoLOGY

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Ecommunimania

Created by: TehRussians

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Comments:

jadakiss98682 - 2007-08-29: 17:02:00
click on stewhawk and check the etymology of the word. it only makes sense

jadakiss98682 - 2007-08-29: 18:01:00
stewhawk = stephen hawking awesome :)