Vote for the best verboticism.

'Did you get my email?'

DEFINITION: A psychological dependency on electronic messaging which often leads to compulsive emailing, even among people who are sitting inches apart.

Create | Read

Verboticisms

Click on each verboticism to read the sentences created by the Verbotomy writers, and to see your voting options...

You have two votes. Click on the words to read the details, then vote your favorite.

Electroscaredycat

Created by: gabioace

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Deposeate

skepsis

Created by: skepsis

Pronunciation: de-pose-e-ate

Sentence: Billy-bob, a huge deposeate, keeps texting me from upstairs.

Etymology: depend close communicate

| Comments and Points

Jerkmailiac

Created by: noztril

Pronunciation: jurk mayl ee ak

Sentence: Sanford is a jerkmailiac

Etymology: jerk + junkmail + insomniac

| Comments and Points

Technopendent

Created by: futebollounge

Pronunciation: tek-no-pen-dent

Sentence: Michael, who was technopendant all his life vomited during his first encounter with Alice, the girl he met on myspace.

Etymology: developed 5 minutes ago in my filthy brain

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

awesome word u win :) - futebollounge, 2007-08-29: 16:51:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Maelresivitus

Created by: h4ste

Pronunciation: mail-receive-itus

Sentence: Son, you've got a bad case of maelresivitus. Even when im just in front of you, you're texting me your replies.

Etymology: mail + recieve + itus

| Comments and Points

Freakomailogy

Created by: Poeiden

Pronunciation: free-ko-mai-lo-gy

Sentence: Bob the computer technician suffers from an occupational hazard of freakomailogy.

Etymology: freak + mail +psychoLOGY

| Comments and Points

Converivacy

Created by: earljw

Pronunciation: con-ver-i-va-cee

Sentence: I want to talk to some of my co-workers, but don't want the others to hear. So one of my colleagues and I engage in converivacy.

Etymology: conversation + privacy

| Comments and Points

Proximailing

Created by: jenorthar

Pronunciation: prox-email-ing

Sentence: Although they were sitting together on the couch, Bob and Jane continued proximailing each other in silence.

Etymology: proximity + emailing

| Comments and Points

Eplaysia

blinktag

Created by: blinktag

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Emailosis

Created by: cujoe

Pronunciation: E-mail-o-sis

Sentence: He emailed her when she was 3 feet away! He has a bad case of Emailosis.

Etymology: Combination of Email and psychosis.

| Comments and Points

Show All or More...

 

Comments:

jadakiss98682 - 2007-08-29: 17:02:00
click on stewhawk and check the etymology of the word. it only makes sense

jadakiss98682 - 2007-08-29: 18:01:00
stewhawk = stephen hawking awesome :)