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DEFINITION: To run around like a chicken with its head cut off, while being chased by a horrible woman.
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Lorainnabobbit
Created by: queeny
Pronunciation: Lorraina-bob-it
Sentence: If you're caught in bed with another chick, expect to be lorrainabobbited.
Etymology: Lorraina cut off Bob's it in the mid 90's with a butcher knife. He's now a Capon.
Cuckoomalwimpism
Created by: franke
Pronunciation: coo-coo-mal-wimp-ism
Sentence: With his female Boss shrieking at him in front of hundreds of black-tie onlookers, the PR director was clearly suffering from severe cuckoomalwimpism.
Etymology: cuckoo male wimps
Depeckerate
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: dee-peck-er-ate
Sentence: That guy has been totally depeckerated!
Etymology: A combination of decapitate and hen-peck...
Emascuracing
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation:
Sentence: He spent most of his day emascuracing to avoid the harpy in his office
Etymology:
Femininiflee
Created by: bjorn
Pronunciation:
Sentence: When it is "her time of the month," it is his time to femininiflee.
Etymology: femininity + flee
Femmefatalize
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: fem/fate/a/lize
Sentence: He wondered why his Zen master had forgotten to mention how to "femmefatalize" and yet keep his head on his shoulders whilst doing his cock-o-the-walk stuff to impress his boss.
Etymology: from the Fr. meaning a blustering beast who doesn't know how to handle an attractive woman with an axe to grind not to mention a sharp wit!
