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'Don't worry. I'm not asleep. I'm meditating.'

DEFINITION: A state of heightened, subconscious awareness that allows drivers to "safely" navigate and control a vehicle without watching the road.

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Autodrivitate

SirVimes

Created by: SirVimes

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Etymology: Autodrive + Meditate

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Yodoz

Created by: noztril

Pronunciation: yo - dōz

Sentence: The flight attendant announced the red-eye was piloted by two of the most gifted practitioners of yodoz.

Etymology: yo - to indicate attentiveness + doze - To sleep lightly and intermittently

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Autonosis

HarryLimeJuice

Created by: HarryLimeJuice

Pronunciation: aw-toh-KNOW-ses

Sentence: Stacy had a major case of autonosis when, driving from Denver to Atlanta, she ended up without gas in an empty parking lot.

Etymology: Derived from the slang for automobile, or auto, and the cognitive state suffix -nosis.

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Forcetowakethoughasleep

Created by: leomar

Pronunciation: force-to-wake-though-asleep

Sentence: forcing to be awake, eventhough she was so sleepy..

Etymology: force to be awake

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Slaken

skepsis

Created by: skepsis

Pronunciation: slay-kin

Sentence: I was able to get to work in a slaken state without causing any accidents (that I can remember).

Etymology: sleep and awaken

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Autovana

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: aw/toh/vah/nuh

Sentence: Driving was pure pleasure when she climbed into her car and slipped into a state of autovana.

Etymology: automobile + automatic + nirvana

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Zonavigate

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: zo + nav + ih + gate

Sentence: I've gone this way so many times I can zonavigate it with my eyes closed. Which is how I usually do it.

Etymology: zone + navigate

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Deathcontrol

Created by: caffreyc

Pronunciation: Death+control

Sentence: Driving on deathcontrol is perfectly safe, relying on the third eye to protect you and saving a great deal of energy

Etymology: If cruise control regulates speed, then deathcontrol is your way of regulating the time of your death.

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Carobotic

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: ka-ro-BOT-ik

Sentence: Those who didn't know Bob well, thought that his driving seemed a bit jaloopy. But Roxie knew that driving with Bob was autopian. For he was mild-hearted towards mergeicians and courteous to cyclopaths, while driving safely with a carobotic awareness that allowed him to drive without watching the road.

Etymology: Blend of car & robotic: to act like a robot or automaton. Jaloopy (jalopy & loopy); Autopian, Mergeician & Cyclopath from Richard Glover's "The Dag's Dictionary."

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COMMENTS:

petaj Some cool words in that sentence - petaj, 2007-09-05: 03:10:00

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Luciddriving

Created by: Windy

Pronunciation: zzzz-I'm awake--zzzz

Sentence: It was just a matter of submitting to her subconscious; when Alice was luciddriving she could control the cruise control with her knees

Etymology: lucid dreaming

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