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'Don't worry. I'm not asleep. I'm meditating.'

DEFINITION: A state of heightened, subconscious awareness that allows drivers to "safely" navigate and control a vehicle without watching the road.

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Snoozecontrol

Created by: elcomputo

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Zonavigate

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: zo + nav + ih + gate

Sentence: I've gone this way so many times I can zonavigate it with my eyes closed. Which is how I usually do it.

Etymology: zone + navigate

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Narcotransience

mayflyjac

Created by: mayflyjac

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Tripscendental

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: trip-sen-den-tl

Sentence: When Ken arrived at work he realized he had been in a tripscendental state the entire way.

Etymology: trip - (travel, journey) transcendental - (supernatural, abstract)

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Somniscience

Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: som-nish-uhns

Sentence: Joan, driving across the state without having slept for 2 days, managed to avoid hitting a biker despite having her eyes closed and snoring due to her incredible somniscience.

Etymology: omniscience + somn (latin prefix meaning sleep)

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Deathcontrol

Created by: caffreyc

Pronunciation: Death+control

Sentence: Driving on deathcontrol is perfectly safe, relying on the third eye to protect you and saving a great deal of energy

Etymology: If cruise control regulates speed, then deathcontrol is your way of regulating the time of your death.

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Sensavation

Created by: Lurky2000

Pronunciation: Sense-ah-vashun

Sentence: Moving into 3rd gear, she sensavated her way home while reading the newspaper

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Forcetowakethoughasleep

Created by: leomar

Pronunciation: force-to-wake-though-asleep

Sentence: forcing to be awake, eventhough she was so sleepy..

Etymology: force to be awake

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Napigation

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: nap-i-gay-shun

Sentence: Nerida's sleep apnoea was offset by her excellent napigation, so even when she dozed off at the wheel because of her sleep problems she was still able to win the Paris to Dakkar rally.

Etymology: navigation + nap

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COMMENTS:

Decades ago after the obligatory end-of-week get-together, I often wonder how I had got home. Now I know it was napigation! You have my vote. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-04: 23:30:00

great stuff - Lurky2000, 2007-09-05: 05:41:00

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Pseudoautocruise

Created by: kasaj

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Sentence: i was driving on pseudoautocruise when that truck hit me from behind

Etymology: pseudo=false

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