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'Don't worry. I'm not asleep. I'm meditating.'

DEFINITION: A state of heightened, subconscious awareness that allows drivers to "safely" navigate and control a vehicle without watching the road.

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Sublimnopilot

Created by: genemcl73

Pronunciation: sub lim no pilot

Sentence: I left work and got home and didn't even remember driving there, I was on sublimnopilot.

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Crooze

trioptimum

Created by: trioptimum

Pronunciation: crooz

Sentence: She fastened the seat belt, cued up her favourite album, and prepared for the zen-like bliss of the morning crooze.

Etymology: snooze (a light sleep) + cruise (to travel at a moderate speed)

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Naughtopilot

tempest

Created by: tempest

Pronunciation: NAWT-o-pie-lut

Sentence: Bill snapped out of naughtopilot at the sound of the airhorn from the 18-wheeler behind him at the light.

Etymology: Naught + autopilot

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Narcotransience

mayflyjac

Created by: mayflyjac

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Yodrivega

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: yoh-dryv-guh

Sentence: Her Yoga instructor advised her that she practice some poses at home, maybe a few hours per week between classes. Would yodrivega count as practice time?

Etymology: yoga (a Hindu discipline aimed at training the consciousness for a state of perfect spiritual insight and tranquillity) + drive

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Somniscience

Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: som-nish-uhns

Sentence: Joan, driving across the state without having slept for 2 days, managed to avoid hitting a biker despite having her eyes closed and snoring due to her incredible somniscience.

Etymology: omniscience + somn (latin prefix meaning sleep)

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Snoozemissile

Created by: FreeToys

Pronunciation: snooz' - miss - ul sounds like: Cruise Missile

Sentence: Although an encounter with a bridge would have been fitting, the Snoozemissile drifted into oncoming traffic, as they often do.

Etymology: snoozing/missile

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Autovana

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: aw/toh/vah/nuh

Sentence: Driving was pure pleasure when she climbed into her car and slipped into a state of autovana.

Etymology: automobile + automatic + nirvana

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Zonavigate

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: zo + nav + ih + gate

Sentence: I've gone this way so many times I can zonavigate it with my eyes closed. Which is how I usually do it.

Etymology: zone + navigate

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Clairvehiculance

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: klair-vee-HIK-yu-lance

Sentence: Were it not for his clairvehiculance Jared could not drive to work while drinking coffee, listening to his iPod and reviewing his text messages on his phoe at the same time.

Etymology: clairvoyance with vehicle.

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