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'This will clean out all the toxins!'

DEFINITION: A traditional cleansing ritual used to prepare for the New Year -- often includes the consumption of special tonics or potions.

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Vodmanay

Chunk01

Created by: Chunk01

Pronunciation: VOD-Ma-Nay

Sentence: It was that time of year when she cleansed herself with a traditional vodmanay

Etymology: Vodka-Hogmanay=Vodmanay

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Alcoholiday

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: al-coh-HAHL-ih-day

Sentence: Jim performed his traditional alcholiday on Dec. 30 -- just in case he wasn't sober enough to remember it on the 31st.

Etymology: alcohol + holiday

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Antivomit

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation: anti vo mi tid

Sentence: I'm safe tonight. I have antivomitted a lot!

Etymology: anti + vomit

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Rebeerthing

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: re-beerth-ing

Sentence: Marcus felt born-again after using premium ale in his rebeerthing ritual.

Etymology: rebirthing + beer

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Diarrhejuvenation

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: di-a-re-ju-vin-a-shun

Sentence: Though she knew she would spend countless hours on the toilet, Sue guzzled down the concoction of cod liver oil, raw egg, and Ex-Lax in a desperate attempt at diarrhejuvenation.

Etymology: diarrhea, rejuvenate

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Sousebration

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: sow-sah-bray-shun

Sentence: "Whaaana joooin me foah a liddle sousebration," he said proferring the bottle of peach Schnapps towards me.

Etymology: souse = drunk e-bration = from celebration

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Guzlinenema

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: guz - lin - en - e - ma

Sentence: Every year on Dec. 31 I and a few of my friends like to have a guzlinenema to relinquish all the hurt from the past year.

Etymology: Guzzling enema

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Vodkolonic

Created by: david

Pronunciation: vod-ko-lon-o-scopy

Sentence: Did I really drink eight martinis? I feel like I just had a vodkolonoscopy.

Etymology: vodka + colonoscopy

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Reclinification

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: recl e nification

Sentence: It's midnight January 1! We should quickly reclinificate ourselve!

Etymology: re + clean + fication

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Hogdetox

Created by: Fenners

Pronunciation: hog - de - tox

Sentence: Time to hogdetox!

Etymology: hogmanay + detox

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