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'This will clean out all the toxins!'

DEFINITION: A traditional cleansing ritual used to prepare for the New Year -- often includes the consumption of special tonics or potions.

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Vindisate

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: vin-di-sate

Sentence: Sharon began to vindisate just before leaving for the New Year Party ....

Etymology: vin (Fr: wine) di (as in vindicate) sate (to gorge, overdose)

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Drunkleaning

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: drunk-kleen-ing

Sentence: Way to many people will be drunkleaning this newyears.

Etymology: drunk, as in alcohol, + cleaning, as in cleansing.

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Alcocleanse

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: al-co-cleanse

Sentence: Don't worry about what you eat or drink tonight because I have this great alcocleanse that will get you on your way for at least a few days.

Etymology: alcohol+cleanse

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Hogdetox

Created by: Fenners

Pronunciation: hog - de - tox

Sentence: Time to hogdetox!

Etymology: hogmanay + detox

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Diarrhejuvenation

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: di-a-re-ju-vin-a-shun

Sentence: Though she knew she would spend countless hours on the toilet, Sue guzzled down the concoction of cod liver oil, raw egg, and Ex-Lax in a desperate attempt at diarrhejuvenation.

Etymology: diarrhea, rejuvenate

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Revodkalize

Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: ree-vodka-lies

Sentence: New year's is sometimes disappointing, so to prevent any memories of this event, it is essential to revodkalize early and often throughout the night.

Etymology: From revitalize and vodka

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Lushflush

Created by: veevega

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Gary, who hasn't caught the flu in over ten years, contributes his good health to his participation in our annual lushflush.

Etymology:

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Auldlangsenema

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: alld-langs-en-em-a

Sentence: Kate's auldlangsenema consisted of wheat germ and egg smoothies; she was gonna get wasted on New Years.

Etymology: Aulg langs + enema

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Bacarditised

Created by: Orlandin

Pronunciation: Bac-ardi-tised

Sentence: It is not Miller Time. I have already been Bacarditised. Where is the bathroom?

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COMMENTS:

Alcohol is a perservative, little embalming fluid should be needed when I go. - Orlandin, 2007-01-02: 00:10:00

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Annboozaria

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /"an-bü-'zär-E-&/

Sentence: The festival of Annboozaria generally begins after dinner on December 1st and lasts until the cops show up.

Etymology: annual + booze + Februaria

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