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'This will clean out all the toxins!'

DEFINITION: A traditional cleansing ritual used to prepare for the New Year -- often includes the consumption of special tonics or potions.

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Alcoholostomy

Created by: Ahoytheship

Pronunciation: alcohol-ostomy

Sentence: She flushed her systems with an alcoholostomy of vodka and orange juice to make room for more vodka.

Etymology: alcohol+colostomy

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Alcocatharsis

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: al/co/kuh/thahr/sis

Sentence: The annual New Year's alcocatharsis rids of the old me so I can become the new perfect person I am meant to be.

Etymology: alcohol + catharsis

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Devomitoxosis

Created by: adobrodt

Pronunciation: di-vom-i-ta-ksoe-sis

Sentence: Jenny felt her annual devomitoxosis would rid her once and for all of that terrible Bob character.

Etymology: from vomit and toxic and DE

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Reclinification

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: recl e nification

Sentence: It's midnight January 1! We should quickly reclinificate ourselve!

Etymology: re + clean + fication

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Martiniize

Created by: norallama

Pronunciation: Martineez

Sentence: This year's made me feel so dirty -- I'll need a good martiniizing come December 31st.

Etymology: From "martini," the drink, and "Martinizing," the dry cleaning (as in clothes) process.

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Vodklense

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: vod-clense

Sentence: She felt like she had to vodklense, this wasn't her fault, it's tradition.

Etymology: From vodka and clense.

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Vindisate

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: vin-di-sate

Sentence: Sharon began to vindisate just before leaving for the New Year Party ....

Etymology: vin (Fr: wine) di (as in vindicate) sate (to gorge, overdose)

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Spiritflush

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: spear-it-flush

Sentence: he wondered if one bottle of vodka would be enough to spiritflush his system

Etymology: spirit and flush

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Rebeerthing

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: re-beerth-ing

Sentence: Marcus felt born-again after using premium ale in his rebeerthing ritual.

Etymology: rebirthing + beer

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Lushflush

Created by: veevega

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Gary, who hasn't caught the flu in over ten years, contributes his good health to his participation in our annual lushflush.

Etymology:

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