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'This will clean out all the toxins!'

DEFINITION: A traditional cleansing ritual used to prepare for the New Year -- often includes the consumption of special tonics or potions.

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Vodmanay

Chunk01

Created by: Chunk01

Pronunciation: VOD-Ma-Nay

Sentence: It was that time of year when she cleansed herself with a traditional vodmanay

Etymology: Vodka-Hogmanay=Vodmanay

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Alcoholostomy

Created by: Ahoytheship

Pronunciation: alcohol-ostomy

Sentence: She flushed her systems with an alcoholostomy of vodka and orange juice to make room for more vodka.

Etymology: alcohol+colostomy

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Fablooztion

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: fah-BLOO-shun

Sentence: When I finally awoke from last nite's fablooztion, it was to wonder where I had left my car.

Etymology: fabulous + ablution (the practice of removing sins, diseases or earthly defilements through the use of ritual washing) + booze

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Marinatirize

Created by: missparaguay1991

Pronunciation: /MRNTRS/

Sentence: I'm gonna marinatirize my self before it's too late

Etymology: From the Italian marinate, meaning cook with no fire and suffix irize

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Revodkalize

Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: ree-vodka-lies

Sentence: New year's is sometimes disappointing, so to prevent any memories of this event, it is essential to revodkalize early and often throughout the night.

Etymology: From revitalize and vodka

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Bingerenewal

Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: binsh-re-nu-val

Sentence: At the party, Jane had a bingerenewal and woke up in a totally new year, in a totally new room, with a totally new guy.

Etymology: binge as in binge-drinkin and the rest you can figure out yourself.

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Toxiceilidhgy

Created by: Psychicsi

Pronunciation: tox-i-kay-lee-gy

Sentence: Fatima and her fellow students studied hard for their toxiceilidhgy assignment, which involved the consumption of a variety of punch and egg nog.

Etymology: Toxicology, mixed with a traditional Scottish social event - the ceilidh.

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Reclinification

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: recl e nification

Sentence: It's midnight January 1! We should quickly reclinificate ourselve!

Etymology: re + clean + fication

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Alcoholiday

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: al-coh-HAHL-ih-day

Sentence: Jim performed his traditional alcholiday on Dec. 30 -- just in case he wasn't sober enough to remember it on the 31st.

Etymology: alcohol + holiday

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Vodklense

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: vod-clense

Sentence: She felt like she had to vodklense, this wasn't her fault, it's tradition.

Etymology: From vodka and clense.

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