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'This will clean out all the toxins!'

DEFINITION: A traditional cleansing ritual used to prepare for the New Year -- often includes the consumption of special tonics or potions.

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Bodyclensing

Created by: josje

Pronunciation: bodyclensing

Sentence: Drink this bodyclensing potion and you´ll feel better.

Etymology: clensing from cleaning

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Tequitox

Created by: dstorm78

Pronunciation: Tah-kee-toks

Sentence: Tomorrow I'll be slamming my liquid tequitox to wash this year out of my hair.

Etymology: A combination of tequila, an oft used cleansing liquor, and the act of 'detox'-ing your body to cleans it.

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Toxiceilidhgy

Created by: Psychicsi

Pronunciation: tox-i-kay-lee-gy

Sentence: Fatima and her fellow students studied hard for their toxiceilidhgy assignment, which involved the consumption of a variety of punch and egg nog.

Etymology: Toxicology, mixed with a traditional Scottish social event - the ceilidh.

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Fablooztion

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: fah-BLOO-shun

Sentence: When I finally awoke from last nite's fablooztion, it was to wonder where I had left my car.

Etymology: fabulous + ablution (the practice of removing sins, diseases or earthly defilements through the use of ritual washing) + booze

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Rebeerthing

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: re-beerth-ing

Sentence: Marcus felt born-again after using premium ale in his rebeerthing ritual.

Etymology: rebirthing + beer

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Guzlinenema

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: guz - lin - en - e - ma

Sentence: Every year on Dec. 31 I and a few of my friends like to have a guzlinenema to relinquish all the hurt from the past year.

Etymology: Guzzling enema

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Auldlangsenema

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: alld-langs-en-em-a

Sentence: Kate's auldlangsenema consisted of wheat germ and egg smoothies; she was gonna get wasted on New Years.

Etymology: Aulg langs + enema

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Annualism

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: anewalism

Sentence: December 31st each year demands an anualism in preparation for the coming 12 months.

Etymology:

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Annboozaria

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /"an-bü-'zär-E-&/

Sentence: The festival of Annboozaria generally begins after dinner on December 1st and lasts until the cops show up.

Etymology: annual + booze + Februaria

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Sousebration

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: sow-sah-bray-shun

Sentence: "Whaaana joooin me foah a liddle sousebration," he said proferring the bottle of peach Schnapps towards me.

Etymology: souse = drunk e-bration = from celebration

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