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'But that wasn't cheating! We weren't married last week!'

DEFINITION: To change the dates, times or sequence of past events, in order to put a better perspective on your current situation.

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Optimez

Created by: frostycharlie69

Pronunciation: Op-tee-mez

Sentence: I had to optimez the situation so as not to worry my mother.

Etymology: Merging of "time" and "optimize".

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Retrovise

Created by: ChristopherAndersen

Pronunciation: RET ro vize

Sentence: They decided to retrovise their daughter's birthday to AFTER the wedding.

Etymology: retro: backward, and vise: see or view

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Deloreanate

Created by: fastward

Pronunciation: delor eanate

Sentence: He tried to deloreanate his wedding date for tax purposes.

Etymology: A Delorean automobile was turned into a time machine.

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Chronoflamming

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: KROHN-oh-flam-ming

Sentence: Twila often mailed post-dated checks to the utility companies, just in case she was a few dollars short, which was still one of the more harmless ways she expressed her congenital need to engage in daily chronoflamming.

Etymology: Chrono- (time prefix) + flamming (trickery or deception)

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COMMENTS:

a very chrono logical sentence - Jabberwocky, 2007-08-01: 11:13:00

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Datelyin

Created by: tatterdemalion

Pronunciation: dayt-LIE-in

Sentence: Dave relied on datelyin to get himself out of many a chronological conundrum.

Etymology: date + lying

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Mudate

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: MEW/date

Sentence: Like Joseph Stalin did with Russian history, Fred had to mudate his past. So Fred went through a transmudation, eliminating from his life all the dates and events which he didn't like, especially his first wife and their divorce. His transmudation was such a liberating experience he wrote a best seller self-help book "Mudate Your Way To Success and Happiness".

Etymology: mutate + date

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Whistwash

Created by: administraitor

Pronunciation: whist-wash

Sentence: By whistwashing the family tree, we were able to ignore what would otherwise have been anomalies, such as wedding dates post-offspring and relationships likely to promote the recessive. Unfortunately, the technique did nothing to limit the number of chinless wonders at family gatherings!

Etymology: whitewash + history

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COMMENTS:

I also saw "wistful" in it. - mplsbohemian, 2007-08-01: 12:11:00

But with our relations, no "fistful!" - administraitor, 2007-08-01: 13:53:00

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Marangle

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: marr-ang-gul

Sentence: Ross marangled with Rachel when he got caught sleeping with another girl and justified it by saying that he & Rachel were on a "break".

Etymology: mar (damage) + angle (perspective)

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Fudgule

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: fuj-ew-ull

Sentence: As he totally forgot his wife's birthday, he had to fudgule it.

Etymology: fudge, schedule

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I hope his birthday plans include a chocolate fudge cake - Jabberwocky, 2007-08-01: 11:32:00

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Twistory

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: TWIHST-ur-ee

Sentence: Alex's girlfriend stormed out of the room, "I NEVER dated you, you are twistory to me!"

Etymology: twist + history + story

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