Vote for the best verboticism.

'I coughed up $50 for these tickets and what do I get?'

DEFINITION: The slow but steady rise of murmurs, coughs or harrumphs in audience. May indicate audience dissatisfaction, or the presence of a lethally infectious virus.

Create | Read

Verboticisms

Click on each verboticism to read the sentences created by the Verbotomy writers, and to see your voting options...

You have two votes. Click on the words to read the details, then vote your favorite.

Dismurmurment

Created by: Metalflower

Pronunciation:

Sentence: The theater play was finally closed down after an hour of dismurmurment of the audience.

Etymology: dismemberment, murmur

| Comments and Points

Pandepneumonium

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: pan-de-nyew-moan-ee-um

Sentence: Despite the attendance figures steadily declining, pandepneumonium could be discerned as the flu took hold eliciting the full gamut of coughs, sneezes, growls and snorts.

Etymology: pandemonium + pneumonia

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

not to be confused with pandeplutonium! - remistram, 2007-08-14: 09:26:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Rabblerumble

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: rab-uhl-rum-buhl

Sentence: Despite all the rabblerumbling that went on, he continued to play and only realized after he took a bow at the conclusion of the concert that he didn't have any trousers on.

Etymology: rabble (group or crowd) + rumble (as in murmur)

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

Perhaps he was was a pantaloon. Like the word and sentence. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-08-14: 21:21:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Expectatoration

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: eck-speck-tay-toh-RAY-shun

Sentence: As the latest incarnation of INXS launched into the second half of an anemic concert filled with 25 year old hits, a muffled, yet audible wave of expectatoration moved across the arena, but not in the usual cheerful way one often sees at sporting events.

Etymology: Expectoration (throat clearing, spitting) + spectators.

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

petaj Talk about copping one in the eye! - petaj, 2007-08-14: 06:41:00

excellent! - galwaywegian, 2007-08-14: 06:41:00

I just wish it would allow two votes like it says it does. - mplsbohemian, 2007-08-14: 17:04:00

Great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-08-14: 21:04:00

petaj It does let you vote, twice. Just ignore that message about you've already voted and click on the Vote for link again. - petaj, 2007-08-15: 03:04:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Airboreditis

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: air-bored-eye-tis

Sentence: After the critic reported how airboreditis ran rampant during opening night, calls for ticket sales were replaced by those from the media and the Center for Disease Control.

Etymology: airborne (in the air) + bored + itis (swelling of)

| Comments and Points

Tsunamurmur

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: soo-nah-mur-mur

Sentence: prior to being cast as the 'lead' role in an all-girl version of Hamlet, she had spent 2 months playing Juliet, and it wasn't until she heard a growing tsunamurmur that she realised she had accidentally said 'to be or not to be, wherefore art thou not to be'

Etymology: tsunami, murmur

| Comments and Points

Ahemplification

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: uh-hehm-plih-fih-KAY-shuhn

Sentence: Alex's one-man show, "I Was A Dating Ne'er-Do-Well" closed after one night, as indicated by the massive ahemplification through the show.

Etymology: ahem + amplification

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

nice - galwaywegian, 2007-08-17: 04:14:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Acriscendo

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: ak-kri-SHEN-do

Sentence: A euphorical blisscendia warmed up the wonder of fans as they eagerly awaited the appearance on stage of their fire-eating idol. But after an hour had passed, and still he had not appeared a slow, rythmic handclapping began. The bliss had bottomed out; the acriscendo was almost apexical. And, by the time the riot squad arrived, some aggrescendic, fired-up fans had turned the stadium into conflagrational chaoscendico.

Etymology: Acriscendo: blending of acriminious & crescendo ("rising bitterness"). Blisscendia: blending of bliss & incendiary ("fiery bliss") Aggrescendic: blending of aggression & crescendo ("growing aggression") Chaoscendico: blending of chaos, crescendo & ic (

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

Resplendently discordant and transcendent and stuff. Hot too! - Kyoti, 2007-08-14: 09:33:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Rubmonisheydothwndraein

Created by: pwincess9430

Pronunciation: rub-mun-ish-iy-dow-thwn-draein

Sentence: basically rubbish money down the drain all mixed up

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Hackarrumph

libertybelle

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Hackoughony

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: ha-koff-un-ee

Sentence: What started as a small harumph soon escalated into a hackoughony. Apparently, Big Bird does Shakespeare was not going to be a box office hit.

Etymology: hack, cough, cacophony

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

It's much easier to quote Shakespeare than read him. Let's stick with Big Bird. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-08-14: 21:18:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

 

Comments:

Kyoti - 2007-08-14: 09:37:00
Knickerblisscendia: agitating a crowd until they set your pants on fire. In this case, even more dangerous. ;)