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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
Verboticisms
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Whipticated
Created by: Orlandin
Pronunciation: Whip-ti-cated
Sentence: Man, she took your balls when you became whipticated.
Etymology: The act of being pussy whipped.
Underthethumbitis
Created by: mickey666
Pronunciation: phonetic
Sentence: As he finished washing the dishes, his wife smiled contentedly to herself. Underthethumbitis was rapidly being achieved.
Etymology:
Nolongrfun
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: no - longer - fun
Sentence: She trained him to become nolongrfun
Etymology: no longer fun
Mantameony
Created by: wniffene
Pronunciation: Man-tae-mony
Sentence: Laura knew that they had entered mantameony when Bob offered to do the laundry so she could relax.
Etymology: Man+Tame+Matrimony
Huslave
Created by: kevinrio
Pronunciation: huss- lave
Sentence: Huslaving him? That's the point!
Etymology: husband + slave
Partuled
Created by: Partario
Pronunciation: Par-tool-ed
Sentence: "i have him completly partuled!
Etymology: Part=Partner + uled=ruled
Domestidaze
Created by: Lyokia
Pronunciation: domesti-daze
Sentence: It took a year for the couple to read domestidaze.
Etymology: from domesticate and daze
Captimaid
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: cap/ti/maid
Sentence: He was at that stage in marriage where his wife had him totally captimaided.
Etymology: captivated + maid
Buenuline
Created by: awesomo
Pronunciation: bwane-u-lin
Sentence: Garth is very buenuline right now.
Etymology: buen-like good in Spanish + masculine
Neutervana
Created by: dkrider
Pronunciation: nu-ter-vana
Sentence: I'm in nutervana now that my spouse started to put the seat down.
Etymology: neuter + nirvana
Groomservice
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: groom-sir-viss
Sentence: The meal he cooked was excellent, the house was sparkling and he loved her passionately...thank god for groomservice
Etymology: groom, room service
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COMMENTS:
Nice play on words... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 01:36:00
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Whiparadise
Created by: Javeson1
Pronunciation: whip-paradise
Sentence: whiparadise is what every girl wants and every guy fears.... and is made fun of for when he arrives.
Etymology: whipped man = paradise (for the wife)
Malectomy
Created by: ubgrud
Pronunciation: mAAl-ec-to-mee
Sentence: "What's his problem," Jim asked. "Malectomy," hissed Joseph. "Oooohhh..." said Jim as he backed out the door.
Etymology: akin to lobotomy, but different.
Domestepoch
Created by: fonka99
Pronunciation: Dom-est-eee-poch
Sentence: Jen's constant nagging broke his resolve, and that instant ushered in a new domestepoch of homely tidiness.
Etymology: Domesticate and Epoch.
Housewhipped
Created by: weyrlady
Pronunciation: Obvious enough.
Sentence: "I've never seen a man so housewhipped as Jerry. He was cleaning the gutters in the middle of a snow storm!"
Etymology: Derived from 'pussywhipped" and 'housework'.
Spousebroken
Created by: johnnyrockett
Pronunciation: Spows-bro-ken
Sentence: He happily washed the windows once I had him spousebroken
Etymology: Spouse - a person's partner in marriage. Broken - to train to obedience; tame (But the dictionary also says to ruin financially; make bankrupt, which also fits...Ha)
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COMMENTS:
Good one johnny! - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:40:00
Love it! - purpleartichokes, 2006-12-28: 11:32:00
Thanks guys... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 13:47:00
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Adaptage
Created by: fashionista
Pronunciation: Ad/apt/age
Sentence: I knew we had reached the adoptage stage in our marriage once my husband began putting his dishes in the dishwasher.
Etymology: Adapt + Age
Honeymoo
Created by: maxxy
Pronunciation: HUN-ee-moo
Sentence: Jim and Carol had their petty spats at first, but then she cowed him and the honeymoo was blissful.
Etymology: honeymoon + moooooo
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COMMENTS:
Say moooo! for domestication! - wordmeister, 2007-01-02: 16:45:00
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Domesticastration
Created by: adobrodt
Pronunciation: dom-EST-tic-cas-STRAY-shun
Sentence: Jenny knew that once her domesticastration took effect, Bob would be the best husband in the world.
Etymology: From domestication and castration
Blissectomy
Created by: dstorm78
Pronunciation: Blis-Seck-Ta-Mee
Sentence: Jim's blissectomy has been a great success and his wife is very satisfied.
Etymology: A combination of vasectomy (the procedure that causes male sterility) and bliss often attributed with marriage.
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COMMENTS:
Nice word...I though about using some form of castration. Lord knows my wife has mine in a jar on the mantle... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 01:37:00
Glad to hear the wife's "very satisfied" - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:41:00
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Thumbunderism
Created by: Carole
Pronunciation: thum under ism
Sentence: Rick was so blinded by love and passion, that he was completely oblivious to the thumbunderism that had befallen him.
Etymology:
Whiplysium
Created by: squirrelian
Pronunciation: wip - lis - ee - um
Sentence: I'm hoping he finishes tiling the basement before our whiplysium is over.
Etymology: "Whipped" + "Elysium"
Loviage
Created by: hanne
Pronunciation: lo-vi-age
Sentence: when we were in the loviage, my husband even putted down the seat of the toilet after peeing.
Etymology: love + marriage
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COMMENTS:
a true sign of domestication... - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:43:00
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Chortledom
Created by: Bulletchewer
Pronunciation: chore-tull-dum
Sentence: Wedded bliss ought not be expected till the state of chortledom has been reached by the/both male partner(s).
Etymology: From "chore" meaning boring housework, "chortle" meaning to laugh at (refers to the male reluctance to do chores), and "boredom/whoredom" meaning the state of being bored/selling oneself out.
Servantage
Created by: egonschiela
Pronunciation: Sir Vantage (or) Servant Age
Sentence: George's pink rubber gloves were worn during his servantage.
Etymology: Highly improbable.
Malewhipedrey
Created by: stormee
Pronunciation: mail-whip-a-dree
Sentence: After seven years of marriage,her husbands malewhipedrey finally came.
Etymology: To become whipped into shape.
Whippification
Created by: chofu67
Pronunciation:
Sentence: AS he left the cat show with Judy, Jason thought only briefly of the playoff game he was missing and did not recognize that Judy's contented sigh had more to do with covert whippification than with any appreciation of the day's activities.
Etymology: From whipped
Manimprovement
Created by: josje
Pronunciation: man inprovement
Sentence: Oh yes with my qualities, i am dooing manimprovement, so if he wants something he has to improve himself to be my slave.
Etymology: man as in Big ceature improvement, as in the better slave version.
Domasculate
Created by: Manhattan
Pronunciation: dome-as-sckew-late
Sentence: After a few weeks of intense nagging and exposure to cleaning products, Tina was ready to domasculate her husband.
Etymology: From the words domesticate and immasculate.
Homilization
Created by: seifip
Pronunciation: hom e le zation
Sentence: He'll homilizate quite soon. He's already washing the floor periodically and ensures me that he'll be cooking every day!
Etymology: home + ization
Blokeyoked
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: blok/yokd
Sentence: As the mockingbird nattered on about the importance of sharing domestic duties in the nest, she realized her hubby was finally getting used to the idea of being blokeyoked.
Etymology: bloke + yoked
Gleeticated
Created by: hairydoginparis
Pronunciation: Glee-tee-cay-ted
Sentence: We are now gleeticated, and David does all of the chores.
Etymology: Glee-happiness Domesticated-under control
Nonmasculateous
Created by: Sticky
Pronunciation: non MAS coo lay shus
Sentence: Hee wore an apron, a classic sign he has entered the nonmasculateous period.
Etymology:
Emascelation
Created by: celeron450
Pronunciation: e-mask-e-lay-shun
Sentence: The chances of a marriage ending in divorce are much lower once emascelation sets in.
Etymology: emasculation, elation
Mistermoment
Created by: kryptik
Pronunciation: mis-ter-mahm-ent
Sentence: When Alice's husband insisted that he clean the dishes, she knew that he had reached his mistermoment.
Etymology: From the phrase 'Mister Mom' and the word 'moment'.
Matrimonious
Created by: pdxpogo
Pronunciation: Mat tree nom eeus
Sentence: After six months we settled into a matrimonious existence.
Etymology: Harmoniuos and matrimony
Domesticastrate
Created by: walkingdistraction
Pronunciation: dome-est-ick-as-trate
Sentence: He's a good guy... I just hope I can domesticastrate him by the time my parents visit!
Etymology: domesticate+castrate
Domimate
Created by: Ahoytheship
Pronunciation: dom-i-mate
Sentence: "I've totally got him domimated," she said with an evil sneer as she watched her hubby hand-launder her underwear.
Etymology: dominate=to control someone/thing mate=another word for spouse
Subservaissance
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /sub-'s&rv-&-"säns/
Sentence: The subservaissance of a U.S. marriage typically only lasts between one and three years somewhere between the second and seventh year after the wedding.
Etymology: subserviant + renaissance
Blisatame
Created by: Hjason
Pronunciation: bliss-a-tame
Sentence: He is so blisatame tha all I have to do is look at him the right way and he appoligizes for being himself.
Etymology: bliss+tame
Blisspecked
Created by: Maureen
Pronunciation: bliss - pecked
Sentence: The blisspecked husband looked fondly at his wife as he wiped the kitchen sink over.
Etymology: Bliss and henpecked.
Femifantasia
Created by: Fenners
Pronunciation:
Sentence: We've reached femifantasia! He does all the housework while I watch the tv.
Etymology:
Antisloth
Created by: Drock
Pronunciation: ANT-ee-slawth
Sentence: As Ken stood up from the dishwasher he realized with delight that his period of marital antisloth had begun.
Etymology: Anti - the opposite of. Sloth - extreme laziness.
Endearage
Created by: FionaMin
Pronunciation: en-DEER-ayge
Sentence: When Sue arrived home from work and saw Bob scrubbing their kitchen floor, she sighed with happiness at finally reaching the endearage.
Etymology: Endear (become closer) + yes, dear + age (era)
Implausibeau
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: imp laws ee bow
Sentence: colin was never ever going to make it as an implausibeau.
Etymology: from the completely implausable situation of a man becoming completely domesticated. It takes all the fun out of a relationship. Oh and from Beau, French for partner.
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COMMENTS:
Truly charming. - highwireart, 2006-12-28: 16:57:00
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Emascrimony
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: ee-mask-ri-mo-nee
Sentence: After enduring several months of his wife's nagging to help her out around the house, Bob realized he should enter into the state of emascrimony, or face further exile to the couch.
Etymology: emasculate, matrimony
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COMMENTS:
Wish I hadn't already voted...I would have voted for yours... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 12:09:00
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Mandocility
Created by: chris
Pronunciation: man-doh-sill-itty
Sentence: Although the period of sexualfireworks had been enjoyable, Jamet realised that mandocility had a lot more to recommend it in the long run. She also felt a lot less tired.
Etymology: man + docile
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COMMENTS:
chris, You should get extra bonus points for the verbal "fireworks" in your sentences! - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 15:58:00
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Domanation
Created by: Madmadchen
Pronunciation: daw-man-ay-shun
Sentence: Six months in, Marie had completely domanated Fred.
Etymology: Dominate + man
Huzbliss
Created by: highwireart
Pronunciation: Huz-bliss
Sentence: Heidi dreamed of this day when all her hard work was realized. Long live Huzbliss!
Etymology: Huz= Husband with a z since a husband doing chores doesn't want to be called a hus which is too close to hussy. Bliss= Life is good!
Husbunderthumbery
Created by: Chunk01
Pronunciation: hus-bund-er-thum-ery
Sentence: All the fighting and nagging stopped, his resistence was finally ended and they were happy once they had entered a period of husbunderthumbery
Etymology: husband+under-the-thumb = husbunderthumbery
Demanate
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: dee-man-ate
Sentence: Bill had been demanated by his wife.
Etymology: deconstruct + man + dominate
Pussywhipped
Created by: redrockmullet
Pronunciation:
Sentence: John is so pussywhipped that he's even going to tupperware parties... alone!
Etymology:
Captivacation
Created by: oohisay
Pronunciation: kap-tiv-eh-kay-shun
Sentence: Our captivacation ended once Rodney discovered a laundry service.
Etymology: captive - prisoner + vacation - holiday period (also implicit is captivation - fascination with)
Eraticulopture
Created by: currentlyinsolitude
Pronunciation: ee-rat-i-cule-lope-chure
Sentence: Their eraticulopture happened as soon as he realized how much he loved his wife.
Etymology: American
Husbomestication
Created by: J03Yvanalstyne
Pronunciation: huhz boh mehs' tih kayt
Sentence: I am not doing any more housework until you husbomesitcate!
Etymology: husband + domesticate
Labatromony
Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts
Pronunciation: " la-bah-tra-monie"
Sentence: After I introduced Harry to the process of labatromony, I never needed to ask for a maid again!
Etymology: From the word labotomy and matrimony
Itwontlast
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: it-won't-last
Sentence: Itwontlast is really more a state of mind, than a reality, as the perceptions of both partners will eventually normalize and the quality of domestication and the expectations will fall out of synchronicity. That's not to say that the marriage won't though.
Etymology: it + won't + last - says it all really.
