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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
Verboticisms
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Husbomestication
Created by: J03Yvanalstyne
Pronunciation: huhz boh mehs' tih kayt
Sentence: I am not doing any more housework until you husbomesitcate!
Etymology: husband + domesticate
Demanate
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: dee-man-ate
Sentence: Bill had been demanated by his wife.
Etymology: deconstruct + man + dominate
Groomservice
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: groom-sir-viss
Sentence: The meal he cooked was excellent, the house was sparkling and he loved her passionately...thank god for groomservice
Etymology: groom, room service
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COMMENTS:
Nice play on words... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 01:36:00
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Domanation
Created by: Madmadchen
Pronunciation: daw-man-ay-shun
Sentence: Six months in, Marie had completely domanated Fred.
Etymology: Dominate + man
Itwontlast
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: it-won't-last
Sentence: Itwontlast is really more a state of mind, than a reality, as the perceptions of both partners will eventually normalize and the quality of domestication and the expectations will fall out of synchronicity. That's not to say that the marriage won't though.
Etymology: it + won't + last - says it all really.
Honeymoo
Created by: maxxy
Pronunciation: HUN-ee-moo
Sentence: Jim and Carol had their petty spats at first, but then she cowed him and the honeymoo was blissful.
Etymology: honeymoon + moooooo
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COMMENTS:
Say moooo! for domestication! - wordmeister, 2007-01-02: 16:45:00
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Nonmasculateous
Created by: Sticky
Pronunciation: non MAS coo lay shus
Sentence: Hee wore an apron, a classic sign he has entered the nonmasculateous period.
Etymology:
Domestepoch
Created by: fonka99
Pronunciation: Dom-est-eee-poch
Sentence: Jen's constant nagging broke his resolve, and that instant ushered in a new domestepoch of homely tidiness.
Etymology: Domesticate and Epoch.
