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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Mantrainery

Created by: IanArcher

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Blokeyoked

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: blok/yokd

Sentence: As the mockingbird nattered on about the importance of sharing domestic duties in the nest, she realized her hubby was finally getting used to the idea of being blokeyoked.

Etymology: bloke + yoked

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Captivacation

Created by: oohisay

Pronunciation: kap-tiv-eh-kay-shun

Sentence: Our captivacation ended once Rodney discovered a laundry service.

Etymology: captive - prisoner + vacation - holiday period (also implicit is captivation - fascination with)

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Chortledom

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: chore-tull-dum

Sentence: Wedded bliss ought not be expected till the state of chortledom has been reached by the/both male partner(s).

Etymology: From "chore" meaning boring housework, "chortle" meaning to laugh at (refers to the male reluctance to do chores), and "boredom/whoredom" meaning the state of being bored/selling oneself out.

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