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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Demanate

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: dee-man-ate

Sentence: Bill had been demanated by his wife.

Etymology: deconstruct + man + dominate

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Subservaissance

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /sub-'s&rv-&-"säns/

Sentence: The subservaissance of a U.S. marriage typically only lasts between one and three years somewhere between the second and seventh year after the wedding.

Etymology: subserviant + renaissance

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Whippification

Created by: chofu67

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Sentence: AS he left the cat show with Judy, Jason thought only briefly of the playoff game he was missing and did not recognize that Judy's contented sigh had more to do with covert whippification than with any appreciation of the day's activities.

Etymology: From whipped

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Domanation

Created by: Madmadchen

Pronunciation: daw-man-ay-shun

Sentence: Six months in, Marie had completely domanated Fred.

Etymology: Dominate + man

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Homesend

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Created by: suzanna07

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Husbandreary

Created by: mloewnau2

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Whiplysium

Created by: squirrelian

Pronunciation: wip - lis - ee - um

Sentence: I'm hoping he finishes tiling the basement before our whiplysium is over.

Etymology: "Whipped" + "Elysium"

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Buenuline

Created by: awesomo

Pronunciation: bwane-u-lin

Sentence: Garth is very buenuline right now.

Etymology: buen-like good in Spanish + masculine

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Honeymoo

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: HUN-ee-moo

Sentence: Jim and Carol had their petty spats at first, but then she cowed him and the honeymoo was blissful.

Etymology: honeymoon + moooooo

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COMMENTS:

Say moooo! for domestication! - wordmeister, 2007-01-02: 16:45:00

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Blokeyoked

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: blok/yokd

Sentence: As the mockingbird nattered on about the importance of sharing domestic duties in the nest, she realized her hubby was finally getting used to the idea of being blokeyoked.

Etymology: bloke + yoked

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