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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
Verboticisms
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Blissectomy
Created by: dstorm78
Pronunciation: Blis-Seck-Ta-Mee
Sentence: Jim's blissectomy has been a great success and his wife is very satisfied.
Etymology: A combination of vasectomy (the procedure that causes male sterility) and bliss often attributed with marriage.
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COMMENTS:
Nice word...I though about using some form of castration. Lord knows my wife has mine in a jar on the mantle... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 01:37:00
Glad to hear the wife's "very satisfied" - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:41:00
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Antisloth
Created by: Drock
Pronunciation: ANT-ee-slawth
Sentence: As Ken stood up from the dishwasher he realized with delight that his period of marital antisloth had begun.
Etymology: Anti - the opposite of. Sloth - extreme laziness.
Chortledom
Created by: Bulletchewer
Pronunciation: chore-tull-dum
Sentence: Wedded bliss ought not be expected till the state of chortledom has been reached by the/both male partner(s).
Etymology: From "chore" meaning boring housework, "chortle" meaning to laugh at (refers to the male reluctance to do chores), and "boredom/whoredom" meaning the state of being bored/selling oneself out.
Emascrimony
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: ee-mask-ri-mo-nee
Sentence: After enduring several months of his wife's nagging to help her out around the house, Bob realized he should enter into the state of emascrimony, or face further exile to the couch.
Etymology: emasculate, matrimony
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COMMENTS:
Wish I hadn't already voted...I would have voted for yours... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 12:09:00
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Subservaissance
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /sub-'s&rv-&-"säns/
Sentence: The subservaissance of a U.S. marriage typically only lasts between one and three years somewhere between the second and seventh year after the wedding.
Etymology: subserviant + renaissance
Malewhipedrey
Created by: stormee
Pronunciation: mail-whip-a-dree
Sentence: After seven years of marriage,her husbands malewhipedrey finally came.
Etymology: To become whipped into shape.
Spousebroken
Created by: johnnyrockett
Pronunciation: Spows-bro-ken
Sentence: He happily washed the windows once I had him spousebroken
Etymology: Spouse - a person's partner in marriage. Broken - to train to obedience; tame (But the dictionary also says to ruin financially; make bankrupt, which also fits...Ha)
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COMMENTS:
Good one johnny! - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:40:00
Love it! - purpleartichokes, 2006-12-28: 11:32:00
Thanks guys... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 13:47:00
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Pussywhipped
Created by: redrockmullet
Pronunciation:
Sentence: John is so pussywhipped that he's even going to tupperware parties... alone!
Etymology:
Domestepoch
Created by: fonka99
Pronunciation: Dom-est-eee-poch
Sentence: Jen's constant nagging broke his resolve, and that instant ushered in a new domestepoch of homely tidiness.
Etymology: Domesticate and Epoch.
