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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Nonmasculateous

Created by: Sticky

Pronunciation: non MAS coo lay shus

Sentence: Hee wore an apron, a classic sign he has entered the nonmasculateous period.

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Adaptage

Created by: fashionista

Pronunciation: Ad/apt/age

Sentence: I knew we had reached the adoptage stage in our marriage once my husband began putting his dishes in the dishwasher.

Etymology: Adapt + Age

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Whippification

Created by: chofu67

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Sentence: AS he left the cat show with Judy, Jason thought only briefly of the playoff game he was missing and did not recognize that Judy's contented sigh had more to do with covert whippification than with any appreciation of the day's activities.

Etymology: From whipped

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Pussywhipped

Created by: redrockmullet

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Sentence: John is so pussywhipped that he's even going to tupperware parties... alone!

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Buenuline

Created by: awesomo

Pronunciation: bwane-u-lin

Sentence: Garth is very buenuline right now.

Etymology: buen-like good in Spanish + masculine

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Wedjugation

limnrix

Created by: limnrix

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Femifantasia

Created by: Fenners

Pronunciation:

Sentence: We've reached femifantasia! He does all the housework while I watch the tv.

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Blokeyoked

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: blok/yokd

Sentence: As the mockingbird nattered on about the importance of sharing domestic duties in the nest, she realized her hubby was finally getting used to the idea of being blokeyoked.

Etymology: bloke + yoked

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Honeymoo

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: HUN-ee-moo

Sentence: Jim and Carol had their petty spats at first, but then she cowed him and the honeymoo was blissful.

Etymology: honeymoon + moooooo

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COMMENTS:

Say moooo! for domestication! - wordmeister, 2007-01-02: 16:45:00

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Mandocility

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: man-doh-sill-itty

Sentence: Although the period of sexualfireworks had been enjoyable, Jamet realised that mandocility had a lot more to recommend it in the long run. She also felt a lot less tired.

Etymology: man + docile

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COMMENTS:

chris, You should get extra bonus points for the verbal "fireworks" in your sentences! - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 15:58:00

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