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'I ate ten bowls of cereal before I was satisfied.'

DEFINITION: To eat your favorite food, not because you are hungry, but because you are feeling sad or lonely.

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Mealancholy

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: meel-en-coll-ee

Sentence: he walked into his lonely flat and headed straight to the fridge for some mealancholy

Etymology: meal, melancholy

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COMMENTS:

excellent :) - Lurky2000, 2007-09-05: 05:36:00

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Emonourishment

thebudman

Created by: thebudman

Pronunciation: ee-mO-nur-ish-ment

Sentence: Even though I just ate, I couldn't help but engage in some good ol' emonourishment when I got home after my best friend told me he would be moving to Alaska.

Etymology: Emotional + Nourishment

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Forklorn

Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: fôrk'-lôrn

Sentence: After Susie kicked him to the curb, eric, forklorn, ate three slices of macaroni and cheese pizza.

Etymology: fork + forlorn

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Cheeremo

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: cheer-E-mo

Sentence: A quick trip to Taco Bell for a bag of cheeremo burritos made Jake feel better about losing his job.

Etymology: Cheerios always sounded like the perfect balm for the sads. So, mix that with EMO and you get Cheeremo

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Veglahungrylafood

Created by: teenatitude

Pronunciation: veg-la-hungry-la-food

Sentence: I am a very "Veglahungrylafood",because I was sad.

Etymology:

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Pitygorge

shiftysquid

Created by: shiftysquid

Pronunciation: Pi-tee-gorj

Sentence: When those bastards fired me, I just went into pitygorge mode with that jug of ice cream.

Etymology: Pity + gorge

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Woebegorge

Created by: cmcesq

Pronunciation: Wo-bee-gorj

Sentence: Ever since we broke-up, all I do is sit around in my pajamas and woebegorge.

Etymology: Woebegone + gorge

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Healmeal

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: heel-meel

Sentence: Hal healmealed his twinkies piecemeal deliberately wiping his tears with the plastic wrappers.

Etymology: heal + meal

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Glunch

Created by: recessivejean

Pronunciation:

Sentence: After Joe got fired, all he did for a week was sit around in his boxers and glunch on cereal and ramen.

Etymology: gl/unch from gloom + munch

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Bingemo

Created by: earljw

Pronunciation: BINGE-e-mo

Sentence: 'Harry, when Colleen dumped you, did you bingemo again?'

Etymology: binge + emo

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Comments:

trioptimum trioptimum - 2007-09-05: 04:49:00
therapeating

trioptimum trioptimum - 2007-09-05: 04:50:00
doh. wrong box. too early.