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'I ate ten bowls of cereal before I was satisfied.'

DEFINITION: To eat your favorite food, not because you are hungry, but because you are feeling sad or lonely.

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Bingitute

Created by: h4ste

Pronunciation: binge-it-tute

Sentence: She found her boyfriend cheating on her and she started bingituting. And now here i am finding nothing in the fridge.

Etymology: binge (as in binge eating) + substitute (as in food as a substitute) because in this case people eat to substitute food for "happy".

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Foodgganut

Created by: Poeiden

Pronunciation: food-ger-not

Sentence: He was foodgganutic, eating his favourite breakfast bars when dumped by his girlfriend after a midnight movie.

Etymology: FOOD + juGGernauts + Nuts

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Gloomestible

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: gloom-EST-ee-bul

Sentence: When tristorexic Roxie told Bob that she wanted a divorce, he became gloomestible and started eating like a sumo wrestler. His friends tried to help him so he wouldn't noshalone, but their time was taken up phoning for takeaway to grubslake this gobindreary melancolivore.

Etymology: Blending of Gloom, comestible (with the suffix meaning "given to"): "given to eating/eatibles while feeling sad & gloomly).

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Blubbume

skepsis

Created by: skepsis

Pronunciation: blub-ume

Sentence: Charlie would blubbume after every game he lost.

Etymology: blubber and consume

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Gloomandize

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: gloo/muhn/deez

Sentence: He was so upset that his girlfriend dumped him that he pulled out his favourite cereal, Cheerios (how ironic), and had a major gloomandize session eating the whole box non-stop.

Etymology: gloom + gormandize (to eat greedily or ravenously)

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COMMENTS:

You hit the nail on the head, StevO. A great word. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-05: 22:47:00

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Emotiomunch

sparkles510

Created by: sparkles510

Pronunciation:

Sentence: My poor brother did nothing but emotiomunch after his rejection.

Etymology:

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Indeprest

Created by: angus

Pronunciation: in-dee-PREST

Sentence: I was home alone with nothing to do on a Friday night so I indeprested an entire bag of doritos.

Etymology: ingest + depress

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Cheeremo

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: cheer-E-mo

Sentence: A quick trip to Taco Bell for a bag of cheeremo burritos made Jake feel better about losing his job.

Etymology: Cheerios always sounded like the perfect balm for the sads. So, mix that with EMO and you get Cheeremo

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Mealancholy

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: meel-en-coll-ee

Sentence: he walked into his lonely flat and headed straight to the fridge for some mealancholy

Etymology: meal, melancholy

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COMMENTS:

excellent :) - Lurky2000, 2007-09-05: 05:36:00

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Comfortmunch

Created by: Jeaneai

Pronunciation: Comfirtmunch

Sentence: After Melinda lost her job, she comfortmunched for two days and gained a lot of weight subsequently.

Etymology: Comfort and Much

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Comments:

trioptimum trioptimum - 2007-09-05: 04:49:00
therapeating

trioptimum trioptimum - 2007-09-05: 04:50:00
doh. wrong box. too early.