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'I ate ten bowls of cereal before I was satisfied.'

DEFINITION: To eat your favorite food, not because you are hungry, but because you are feeling sad or lonely.

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Depilge

Created by: leeannhamers

Pronunciation: dip-ill-ja

Sentence: i hate my body so i depilge

Etymology: depression/ bilge

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Glunch

Created by: recessivejean

Pronunciation:

Sentence: After Joe got fired, all he did for a week was sit around in his boxers and glunch on cereal and ramen.

Etymology: gl/unch from gloom + munch

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Cheeremo

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: cheer-E-mo

Sentence: A quick trip to Taco Bell for a bag of cheeremo burritos made Jake feel better about losing his job.

Etymology: Cheerios always sounded like the perfect balm for the sads. So, mix that with EMO and you get Cheeremo

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Healmeal

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: heel-meel

Sentence: Hal healmealed his twinkies piecemeal deliberately wiping his tears with the plastic wrappers.

Etymology: heal + meal

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Suisideofbeefal

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: sue-i-side-of-BEEF-al

Sentence: Bob couldn't just comfort eat, he went the whole hog -- he was suisideofbeefal.

Etymology: suicidal + side of beef

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Savioracious

Created by: noztril

Pronunciation: seyv-yer ey-shuhs

Sentence: Stan's sorrow was lightened by his savioracious appetite.

Etymology: savior + voracious

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Bingitute

Created by: h4ste

Pronunciation: binge-it-tute

Sentence: She found her boyfriend cheating on her and she started bingituting. And now here i am finding nothing in the fridge.

Etymology: binge (as in binge eating) + substitute (as in food as a substitute) because in this case people eat to substitute food for "happy".

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Missticate

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: miss + tih + cate

Sentence: I'm so lonely for my girlfriend that I've ended up missticating just about everything in the house.

Etymology: miss + masticate

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Cuisuccor

Pseudonym

Created by: Pseudonym

Pronunciation: kwiz-uck-or

Sentence: "Don't knock prawns and ice cream; you have your cuisuccor, and I have mine."

Etymology: cuisine + succor

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COMMENTS:

Great word but might be too cerebral for a lot of voters. - elron, 2007-09-05: 09:42:00

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Tempterised

Created by: aabbko

Pronunciation:

Sentence: i feel tempterised by my girlfriend

Etymology:

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COMMENTS:

send me ur feedback - aabbko, 2007-09-05: 14:25:00

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Comments:

trioptimum trioptimum - 2007-09-05: 04:49:00
therapeating

trioptimum trioptimum - 2007-09-05: 04:50:00
doh. wrong box. too early.