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'I ate ten bowls of cereal before I was satisfied.'

DEFINITION: To eat your favorite food, not because you are hungry, but because you are feeling sad or lonely.

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Missticate

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: miss + tih + cate

Sentence: I'm so lonely for my girlfriend that I've ended up missticating just about everything in the house.

Etymology: miss + masticate

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Gloomandize

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: gloo/muhn/deez

Sentence: He was so upset that his girlfriend dumped him that he pulled out his favourite cereal, Cheerios (how ironic), and had a major gloomandize session eating the whole box non-stop.

Etymology: gloom + gormandize (to eat greedily or ravenously)

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COMMENTS:

You hit the nail on the head, StevO. A great word. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-05: 22:47:00

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Pitinoshing

Created by: elcomputo

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Munchsturbate

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: munch-stur-bate

Sentence: In order to keep his mind and body busy after the break-up, Bob would munchsturbate on high-fiber cereal - spending his time equally with the cereal bowl and toilet bowl.

Etymology: munch, masturbate

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COMMENTS:

Chheeriohmygods no doubt - galwaywegian, 2007-09-05: 07:45:00

more likely Cream of Wheat - Jabberwocky, 2007-09-05: 09:47:00

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Munchfortable

Created by: doctathunder

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Foodgganut

Created by: Poeiden

Pronunciation: food-ger-not

Sentence: He was foodgganutic, eating his favourite breakfast bars when dumped by his girlfriend after a midnight movie.

Etymology: FOOD + juGGernauts + Nuts

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Veglahungrylafood

Created by: teenatitude

Pronunciation: veg-la-hungry-la-food

Sentence: I am a very "Veglahungrylafood",because I was sad.

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Emonourishment

thebudman

Created by: thebudman

Pronunciation: ee-mO-nur-ish-ment

Sentence: Even though I just ate, I couldn't help but engage in some good ol' emonourishment when I got home after my best friend told me he would be moving to Alaska.

Etymology: Emotional + Nourishment

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Indeprest

Created by: angus

Pronunciation: in-dee-PREST

Sentence: I was home alone with nothing to do on a Friday night so I indeprested an entire bag of doritos.

Etymology: ingest + depress

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Savioracious

Created by: noztril

Pronunciation: seyv-yer ey-shuhs

Sentence: Stan's sorrow was lightened by his savioracious appetite.

Etymology: savior + voracious

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Comments:

trioptimum trioptimum - 2007-09-05: 04:49:00
therapeating

trioptimum trioptimum - 2007-09-05: 04:50:00
doh. wrong box. too early.