Verboticisms

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: but-butt-go

Sentence: Butbuttgo is a myth that can easily be disproven with a shovel outside any non-smoking restaurant's front door.

Etymology: "But, the butt (somehow) goes (away)."

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Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: ab/ruh/kuh/da/but

Sentence: After his last drag, he flicked his smoke, said abracadabutt and it was gone for good.

Etymology: abracadabra + butt

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COMMENTS:

A little presticigitation hey! - petaj, 2007-07-30: 03:23:00

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Created by: bigk3452

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Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: in-SIG-nee-toe

Sentence: Bob believed in reintarnation:tars and toxin had to go somewhere. Whenever he stomped on a fag-end with his shoe, biodegradation seemed to magically occur, or it must have become incignito. He supposed it was some part of the mystery of life's ongoing cycle. Bob felt proud for he was sure that he was taking cignificant steps in environmental care.

Etymology: Play on "incognito".

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Created by: administraitor

Pronunciation: van-ash

Sentence: John didn't seem to realize that his partner vanashed their apartment every night. He seemed to feel the butt fairy looked after the mess.

Etymology: vanish + ash

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Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: nix-oh-teen

Sentence: he happily dopped his butts on the ground because he knew that thanks to nixotine, it would disappear

Etymology: nicotine, nix

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COMMENTS:

darn silent r - petaj, 2007-07-31: 06:32:00

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Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: dihs-sihg-tuh-GRAY-shuhn

Sentence: Alex's attempt at a romantic picnic failed miserably, as his idea of spreading out a picnic blanket collided with the beliefs in dicigtegration of previous picnickers.

Etymology: disintegration + cigarette

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COMMENTS:

Hmm- sorry a little boxlexia. See my comment on the main page. - petaj, 2007-07-30: 03:25:00

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: toe/bak/go

Sentence: As long as you smoke cigarettes made of pure tobackgo they will naturally go back into the atmosphere by natural buttbustion.

Etymology: tobacco + back + go

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COMMENTS:

And all these years I thought it was called "evapbuttration". - Kyoti, 2007-07-30: 09:32:00

I think you're describing Imodium or Peto Bismol - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-30: 12:11:00

oops - should be Pepto - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-30: 12:20:00

Danged silent p - Kyoti, 2007-07-30: 14:09:00

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Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: inn-sig-err-ate

Sentence: Thank goodness for incigerating cigarettes, she thought, now only if they could invent something to make the black sludge in her lungs disappear.

Etymology: incinerate + cig

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Created by: ChristopherAndersen

Pronunciation: wiff TOE sis

Sentence: Whaddya think, they just disappear by whiftosis?

Etymology: from "whiff," a puff of wind or smoke, or an odor; and "-osis," a process.

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