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'Thank goodness these things are biodegradable!'

DEFINITION: A "natural process" which, smokers believe, makes cigarette butts magically disappear.

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Incignito

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: in-SIG-nee-toe

Sentence: Bob believed in reintarnation:tars and toxin had to go somewhere. Whenever he stomped on a fag-end with his shoe, biodegradation seemed to magically occur, or it must have become incignito. He supposed it was some part of the mystery of life's ongoing cycle. Bob felt proud for he was sure that he was taking cignificant steps in environmental care.

Etymology: Play on "incognito".

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Whiftosis

Created by: ChristopherAndersen

Pronunciation: wiff TOE sis

Sentence: Whaddya think, they just disappear by whiftosis?

Etymology: from "whiff," a puff of wind or smoke, or an odor; and "-osis," a process.

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Migicbiodegardeable

Created by: bigk3452

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Ossmokis

Created by: frostycharlie69

Pronunciation: oss-MO-kiss

Sentence: The ciggarette butts dissappeared as if through the process of ossmokis.

Etymology: From "Osmosis" and "Smoke"

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Dicigtegration

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: dihs-sihg-tuh-GRAY-shuhn

Sentence: Alex's attempt at a romantic picnic failed miserably, as his idea of spreading out a picnic blanket collided with the beliefs in dicigtegration of previous picnickers.

Etymology: disintegration + cigarette

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COMMENTS:

petaj Hmm- sorry a little boxlexia. See my comment on the main page. - petaj, 2007-07-30: 03:25:00

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Draggone

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: drag/gone

Sentence: One of the marvels of modern science is the development of the draggone, a cigarette that disappears as soon as the butt is dropped.

Etymology: drag + gone

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Butbuttgo

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: but-butt-go

Sentence: Butbuttgo is a myth that can easily be disproven with a shovel outside any non-smoking restaurant's front door.

Etymology: "But, the butt (somehow) goes (away)."

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Osmoksis

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: oz-mohk-sis

Sentence: Thank goodness for osmoksis, otherwise the streets and beaches would be littered with cigarette butts.

Etymology: osmosis, smoke

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Nixotine

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: nix-oh-teen

Sentence: he happily dopped his butts on the ground because he knew that thanks to nixotine, it would disappear

Etymology: nicotine, nix

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petaj darn silent r - petaj, 2007-07-31: 06:32:00

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Vanash

Created by: administraitor

Pronunciation: van-ash

Sentence: John didn't seem to realize that his partner vanashed their apartment every night. He seemed to feel the butt fairy looked after the mess.

Etymology: vanish + ash

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Comments:

petaj petaj - 2007-07-30: 03:22:00
They really decigrated the spot!

Kyoti - 2007-07-30: 14:10:00
Isn't decigrating when you shred ten blocks of cheese at the same time?