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DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.
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Ruebarb
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: roo barb
Sentence: When Simon did his usual phony apology after he made flatulent noises, Katy knew it was insincere and only a ruebarb.
Etymology: Rue (feel remorse for; feel sorry for; be contrite about) & Barb (an aggressive remark directed at a person like a missile and intended to have a telling effect)
Flatuluctant
Created by: youmustvotenato
Pronunciation: flat-choo-luck-tunt
Sentence: Bill was flatuluctant when it came to eating at Burrito Barn. Mexican food was no reason hold back for the sake of manners. It was fiesta time for his digestion.
Etymology: flatulence+reluctant
Grossoutloud
Created by: rebelvin
Pronunciation: gross+out+loud
Sentence: Keep your sounds as silent as possible, don't be a grossoutlouder!
Etymology: gross+out+loud
Scentigise
Created by: pieceof314
Pronunciation: sent ih jies
Sentence: Cory did a double whammy -- a burp and a fart at the same time. "Ooops, sorry. That was strange" he announced. Shirely didn't think so. "Your attempt to scentigise is NOT accepted. I've heard you practicing."
Etymology: scent, smell + apologies, a show of remorse and sorrow.
Sorrygastic
Created by: DevynAlexanderSkyeHarris
Pronunciation: Sar-Ree-Gas-Tic
Sentence: The smell had become too much for Zndu, she pushed her still burping asshole of a brother toward the door as he continued apologizing as he ripped one right on her. "UGH Take your Sorrygastic remarks and just LEAVE!"
Etymology: Sorry- Apology + Gas- internal fumes created by gastric acids + Sarcastic- To infer one thing by saying the antonym of it.
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COMMENTS:
reminded me of "gastric". Like "sorrygastric". - anoesis23, 2013-04-07: 04:20:00
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Apolocheese
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: uh-pol-uh-cheez
Sentence: Wendell offered apolocheese for his methane eruption but his snickering told people that he really didn't mean it.
Etymology: apologies (a written or spoken expression of one's regret, remorse, or sorrow for having insulted, failed, injured, or wronged another)+ cut the cheese (pass gas)
Sarfartic
Created by: idavecook
Pronunciation: SAR-FAR-TIK
Sentence: Dave, you're so sarfartic that your shit doesn't even smell.
Etymology: A really unfunny fart.
Gastronamus
Created by: jetpro14
Pronunciation: Gastro-name-us
Sentence: Gary was being a real gastronamus at the dinner table last night.
Etymology: Gastro = digestive bubbles; Namus = royal ignoramus
Effartery
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: i/fart/ter/y
Sentence: The effartery was even more disturbing when he pretended it was just a smelly accident.
Etymology: effrontery (shameless or impudent boldness; barefaced audacity) + fart
Apologas
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: əpäləgas
Sentence: Thomas is always the gentleman. When he is afflicted with a bout of belching he has found that he can mask the sound involved with an apologas. The gas emitted can be shaped and molded into "excuse me". He is working on how to use this concept for flatulence.
Etymology: apologize (express regret for something that one has done wrong) + gas (an airlike fluid substance which expands freely to fill any space available)
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by doseydotes. Thank you doseydotes. ~ James
- 2008-04-19: 13:42:00
Nice word
Today's definition was suggested by doseydotes. Thank you doseydotes. ~ James
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