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DEFINITION: n. Annoying neighbors who spend endless hours mowing their lawns, painting their fences, washing their cars, and browbeating you because you have a life. v. To express disapproval for someone's lifestyle.
Verboticisms
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Naysaybours
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: nay say burz
Sentence: The final straw was when the naysaybours complained that her underwear was too loud
Etymology: neighbours naysayers
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COMMENTS:
Good one...was she from Nickeragua? - Nosila, 2010-09-29: 00:42:00
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Naboobs
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: NAY-bubes
Sentence: Loretta thought of her neighbors as naboobs, people of some wealth and circumstance who who had nothing better to do than improve their properties and their lives while she sunbathed, partied and did her best to just look pretty.
Etymology: Use of 'boob' (dufus, crude person) Play on the word 'nabob' (A person of wealth and prominence)
Naybores
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: nay bohrs
Sentence: It was difficult to discern whether the high pitched drone coming from the other side of the fence was a garden strimmer or one of the naybores complaining about the ingress of weeds from her wildflower garden.
Etymology: neighbour nay, bore
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COMMENTS:
I like it....goes good with naboobs. Naboob naybores.... - Mustang, 2009-03-17: 21:14:00
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Neighbores
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: nay borz
Sentence: Alice lived in an average urban housing tract of single family dwellings. She lived next door to that one couple on every block who spends every spare second out there tending their yard. These neighbores used scissors to eradicate every long single blade of grass. Their yard looked unnatural in its manicured state and even the bugs avoided it. Too bad they treated Alice and her country garden home with such disdain. They thought she was a hoe...
Etymology: Neighbors (persons who live near each other) & Bores (a person who evokes boredom;make a hole with a pointed power or hand tool)
Lifenvy
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: li-fen-vie
Sentence: Cam and Sylvia took their lifenviousness too far when they parked their truck on Trish's front lawn. She's never home to take care of her property anyway and she won't even notice it there.
Etymology: life + envy
Moanses
Created by: Banky
Pronunciation: /mohn-siz/
Sentence: Charlotte pulled out of the garage to find the Christmas lights torn down to the point that they were dragging through her hair. She clawed at the string of bulbs as she nearly ran the convertible into the mailbox. Looks like the Moanses were trying to give her another hint.
Etymology: Play on words of "Joneses", as in "keeping up with the" and moan, to low with dismay or pain
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COMMENTS:
Super funny! Truly a great word for complaining neighbors. Excellent! - silveryaspen, 2009-03-17: 14:08:00
Funny! - kateinkorea, 2009-03-17: 19:38:00
Sounds like our neighbour, Mona Lott! - Nosila, 2009-03-17: 23:32:00
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Yardsell
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: yard cell
Sentence: My neighbors were constantly gardening and telling me that I needed to do the same. I am sick of their constant yardsell.
Etymology: YARD, SELL being a play on yard sale. Also a play on hard sell. YARD - the area of land immediately surrounding a house, often covered with grass or landscaping. SELL - persuade somebody of something: to make an idea or proposal acceptable to somebody. Cell - a confining and very limiting place.
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COMMENTS:
A perfect lawn IS the sign of a sick mind. Leave the Aspen leaves where they lie. - metrohumanx, 2009-03-17: 03:12:00
Good combination of ideas. - kateinkorea, 2009-03-17: 19:51:00
Good word...as metro says, leave the Aspen leaves where they lie and you will be more Poplar! Some people just Birch and Beech all day to get attention. If they want to Spruce up your yard, they should come and do it! - Nosila, 2009-03-17: 23:23:00
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Domichiders
Created by: rombus
Pronunciation: dome - chide - urs
Sentence: Lucy and Ken have become the domichiders of their neighboorhood. Everyone avoids them like the plague because they are constantly giving all the neighbors suggestions on how to improve their homes, yards and lives....
Etymology: domicile and chide
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COMMENTS:
Admire your sentence for the implied way domichiders reminds us of a spiders ... and both equally unwelcome! Greate create! - silveryaspen, 2009-03-17: 14:04:00
Very clever! - metrohumanx, 2009-03-18: 04:53:00
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Neighsaybor
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: nāsābər
Sentence: Ray lives next to a neighsaybor. The rules in his community say that you need to get permission from the improvement committee before taking on any exterior home improvement project. With Ray’s ”buddy” on the committee, nothing ever gets done. The group once tried to change the one-member veto rule but they were vetoed.
Etymology: naysayer (somebody who says no, denies) + neighbor (a person living near or next door to the speaker or person referred to)
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COMMENTS:
oops! sorry. should have read before I submitted :( - galwaywegian, 2010-09-28: 09:38:00
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Naboobs
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: NAY-bubes
Sentence: Coretta thought of her neighbors as naboobs, people of some wealth and circumstance who who had nothing better to do than improve their properties and their lives while she sunbathed, partied and did her best to just look pretty.
Etymology: Play on the word 'nabob' (A person of wealth and prominence)
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COMMENTS:
Good word there Mustang :) I was waiting to read what kind of sentence or story you would write with the "Naboobs" of the neighborhood! lol, Very good description! - abrakadeborah, 2009-03-17: 01:43:00
Very titillating word, there, Mr M! - metrohumanx, 2009-03-17: 03:14:00
Hey Deborah...uh huh...there's boobs, and then there's boobs. Not all of them are rednecks. ;-) - Mustang, 2009-03-17: 06:18:00
Thanks Metro...My cup runneth over..... - Mustang, 2009-03-17: 06:19:00
There goes the naboobhood! - readerwriter, 2009-03-17: 07:09:00
There goes the naboobhood! - readerwriter, 2009-03-17: 07:09:00
got a big laugh out of how you took a snobby word like nabob and brought it down to the boob level! - silveryaspen, 2009-03-17: 13:57:00
Mustang, what a good Mammory you have for words! You get a lot of support here, too. - Nosila, 2009-03-17: 23:26:00
Got the idea off the boob tube....lots of good mammories from watching that. - Mustang, 2009-03-18: 02:30:00
Like your word Mustang, these comments rate an A+ ... especially for being funny! - silveryaspen, 2009-03-18: 13:00:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by kateinkorea. Thank you kateinkorea. ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-03-19: 04:08:00
Oh my gosh!!!!! I actually won today! Does that mean I'm "in?" I'm scrolling up and down! lol :) thank you everybody I'm honored~ bowing head now in gratitude to the wonderful creators and to kateinkorea for suggesting this definition :) Thank you all! You've made my day! MMMMMMMMMMWAH!
abrakadeborah - 2009-03-19: 06:14:00
Ok I see the current winner changes...I thought it was a daily thing? Oh well...I wonder if that means it always changes and it's not a daily winner. DANG! right when I think I have this site figured out ...I don't :/
Today's definition was suggested by kateinkorea. Thank you kateinkorea. ~ James