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DEFINITION: v. tr. To obsessively carry a water bottle always by one's side, regardless of how inconvenient, unnecessary, or impolite it may be. n. A person who constantly sips, sucks and gulps at a water bottle, fearing death by dehydration.
Verboticisms
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Eauverkeen
Created by: sharktrager
Pronunciation: oh-ver-keen
Sentence: This guy was so eauverkeen he drowned whilst running a marathon.
Etymology: eau (French) + overkeen
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COMMENTS:
Eau seau clever! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-21: 20:46:00
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Aquacessive
Created by: Redrover
Pronunciation: AH-KWA-cessive
Sentence: When Nancy and Marshall went anywhere it was always understood that Nancy would bring along a large purse to hold Marshall's ubiquitous bottle of Poland Spring.
Etymology:
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COMMENTS:
Interesting way to suck up to each other! Intriguing sentence! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-21: 13:32:00
it sounds like he treated his water like an aquaccessary - he should borrow purple's aquajockstrap and carry his own - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-21: 13:59:00
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Osmoron
Created by: Banky
Pronunciation: oz-mohr-on
Sentence: "She looks so shriveled and mummified," Paul said, taking another osmoronic pull from the Nalgene bottle. "I can't believe she drowned." He fumbled to recap the jug as he stared at the husk of a woman before him. Kathleen sighed and left him alone by the casket as he noisily unscrewed the cap again for another swig.
Etymology: Osmosis - The involuntary passing of liquid across a membrane, moron - an insipid twit
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COMMENTS:
Chillingly good! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-21: 13:17:00
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Suckee
Created by: pipitblog
Pronunciation: /sa-kee/
Sentence: The dead victim had been sucking a water bottle when the investigators arrived on the scene. They also couldn't quite miss the numerous water bottles on the kitchen sink and the boxes of mineral water stacked on one side of the kitchen wall. They believe the man was a suckee. However, two sets of fingerprints were lifted off from the bottles. One belonged to the victim and the other to an unknown person.
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COMMENTS:
He definitely looks like a suckee - bookowl, 2008-02-21: 11:00:00
Stirs the imagination! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-21: 13:22:00
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Suckitdownsyndrome
Created by: idavecook
Pronunciation: Suh-kit-down-sin-d-rome
Sentence: All day yesterday my suckitdownsyndrome got the best of me. Thankfully it did, but strangely I woke up with a kitten, a hockey stick, and a stuffed gizmo that was all wet.
Etymology: Come on now, read it!
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COMMENTS:
Great pun fun! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-21: 13:12:00
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Eviannoying
Created by: libertybelle
Pronunciation: ay-vee-on-oy-ing
Sentence: Everyone stared at Kate as she indulged her eviannoying habit of consistent hydration during the middle of Sunday mass.
Etymology: Evian: popular bottled water brand + annoying
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COMMENTS:
Great etymology. You captured the unnecessary and impolite aspects of the definition swimmingly! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-21: 13:16:00
I can just imagine 'Kate' trying to refill from the baptismal font. - Tigger, 2008-02-21: 23:25:00
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Bottleulism
Created by: bookowl
Pronunciation: bottle/u/lism
Sentence: Harry was ever fearful of the dreaded bottleulism outbreak of '99 and therefore kept his bottled water handy at all times.
Etymology: bottle + botulism
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COMMENTS:
Wish I'd thought of it. Great word!! - Mustang, 2008-02-21: 08:02:00
That is so clever!! - libertybelle, 2008-02-21: 09:12:00
Outstanding! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-21: 13:19:00
Very clever! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-22: 00:20:00
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Aquasessive
Created by: leegro
Pronunciation:
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Etymology:
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COMMENTS:
Wish you had finished and given us a sentence and etymology. Your verboticism is good, but it would be better if you polished it off with the rest! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-21: 21:04:00
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Bottlesap
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: Baht-tul -sap
Sentence: Don't you feel sorry for the water bottle bearers and their constant need to be suckers? Poor bottlesaps!
Etymology: Play on bottle caps. Bottle: container for water. Sap: slang term for a sucker. Zap: hit by a need. (In the book of bent grammar, could sap be the past tense of sip?)
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COMMENTS:
I believe some people have collections of bottlesaps - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-21: 13:31:00
I like the comment about 'sap' being the past tense of 'sip' (like sit and sat)... I know, I'm such a dictionerd. - Tigger, 2008-02-21: 23:15:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by Maxine. Thank you Maxine. ~ James
Mustang - 2008-02-21: 00:39:00
Aquamaniac
ErWenn - 2008-02-21: 08:53:00
I've spent most of my life in the desert (16 years in Nevada and 8 in Arizona), so where I come from, this sort of behavior is just common sense.
Jabberwocky - 2008-02-21: 09:12:00
I like the picture today James - it's closer to a cartoon
Thanks Jabberwocky. I'm having a little fun with the photos -- just to keep them light. And by the way, we're floating in great words today. Obviously everyone here is over-hydrated. ~ James
silveryaspen - 2008-02-21: 13:54:00
Every day there are so many brilliant and funny creations! Especially so today! Kudos to all you verbotomists!
silveryaspen - 2008-02-21: 14:02:00
You and your picture cartoons inspired a new definition submission today, James!
Hey Silvery, thanks for the definition! I was wondering what I was doing... So I'm glad that you have defined it. And thanks for all the creative energy which you are sharing with everyone! ~ James
silveryaspen - 2008-02-21: 21:18:00
Chuckling! I don't think I knew what I was doing by submitting that definition!
silveryaspen - 2008-02-21: 21:21:00
Ahhhh! But Maxine knew what she was doing with her definition today! You really inspired some great creates! Kudos for coming up with this one!