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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
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Absutean
Created by: tgeorge
Pronunciation: Ab-soo-tea-n
Sentence: Mark was so absutean that he didn't realize he offended Maggie.
Etymology:
Pompool
Created by: skepsis
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That big pompool was only interested in talking about himself.
Etymology: pompous and fool
Pickock
Created by: faithlessphil
Pronunciation: Pik-kok
Sentence: Jack is such a pickock that he hasn't even noticed that the reason he's being shot down is his garlic breath.
Etymology: Derived from the words "Pick" (from Pick up), "Cock," to form an alternative form of "Peacock," a preening, cocksure bird.
Egolitarian
Created by: haldean
Pronunciation: EE'-GO-LIH-TARE-EE-AN
Sentence: That egolitarian jerk had the nerve to ask me where I got my boobs done!
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Overweejection
Created by: jesster
Pronunciation: Oh - ver - WE - jek - shun
Sentence: Overweejection didn't discourage Tom from trying to get a simuldate with the Alpha Delta Pis. When his mass-eVite was ignored, he had a pallet of chocolates delivered to the house. The results were not what he had hoped however, as they all broke out and refused to go out in public for the next week.
Etymology: overweening + rejection
Egotesticle
Created by: KristinA
Pronunciation: E-go-tes-tick-ul
Sentence: Bill had an egotesticle reputation with the ladies. His slicked-back hair, the cloud of Old Spice that trailed behind him, and his two-sizes-too-small pants were made even creepier by his tendency to make eye contact only with your chest.
Etymology: egotistical + testicle (inspired by "cocksure")
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COMMENTS:
love! - remistram, 2007-08-28: 09:28:00
I think I came up with this last time around. - galwaywegian, 2007-08-29: 04:00:00
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Obliscuous
Created by: brokentrain
Pronunciation: Oh-bliss-cue-us
Sentence: His failure at the club left him feeling obliscuous
Etymology:
Argshooter
Created by: espsycho
Pronunciation: ARg-shoo-ter
Sentence: After watching Mark tell half the girl in the bar that he'd lost his number and requested theirs, Lisa told Kayla, "Look at him, he's such an argshooter."
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Pompidian
Created by: marnee4nothin
Pronunciation: pomp-eid-ean
Sentence: Alec won his friends admiration as a true pompidian when he hit on supermodel, Peaches LaTour, and expected her call for the next two weeks.
Etymology: Pompous + Id (the superego/ego)/Idiot
Narse
Created by: Ra1111
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I don't care what he drives, he's a Narse.
Etymology: Narcissistic/Arse
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!