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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
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Pratdigal
Created by: tempest
Pronunciation: The "td" phenome runs together, leaning more toward the d.
Sentence: Saturday morning, Chad's pratdigal Friday evening was source of much confusion for him, and bemused discussion among his fraternity brothers.
Etymology: Prat + prodigal
Concenovambivalent
Created by: alabaster
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That Concenovambivalent guy at the bar told me I had nice lopsided breasts.
Etymology: Conceited + Casanova + ambivalent
Underaskeezer
Created by: Neej13
Pronunciation: UN-der-a-SKEE-zir
Sentence: The true marks of an underaskeezer are drink stains on the shirt and slap-marks on the face.
Etymology: underachiever + skeezy (iteself a combo of sketchy + sleazy)
Pompass
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pom/pass
Sentence: Women labeled that self-absorbed and cocksure individual with his lame pick-up lines, as a pompass.
Etymology: pompous + pass + ass
Fratego
Created by: bonus
Pronunciation: fra-TAY-go
Sentence: These fratego won't stop hitting on me! As if!
Etymology: fraternity + ego
Pickuptardist
Created by: Czechxican
Pronunciation: Pic-up-tard-ist
Sentence: James just can't figure out why the women don't love his "smooth" lines, but he's such a pickuptardist
Etymology: Pickup-English slang use to hook up with women. Tardist-Popular contraction of retard
Cockadoodledont
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: kahk-uh-dood-duhl-DOHNT
Sentence: Alex entered the singles bar cocksure, reeking of musk, with the lines he memorised from the book "How To Get Chicks", but he left a cockadoodledont.
Etymology: cocky + cock (rooster, a proud bird) + cock-a-doodle-doo (the crow of a rooster) + don't (the response such a guy gets)
Arrogizen
Created by: earljw
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: A combination of 'arrogant' and 'citizen'.
Obliviflirt
Created by: apathy42
Pronunciation: o-BLI-vi-flirt
Sentence: Marcia whispered to Janice, "Uh oh, here comes Steve. He's such an obliviflirt, I'm not sure he'd notice if I kicked him square between the uprights."
Etymology: Oblivious and flirt
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!