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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Pickupschmuck

Created by: jvanloon

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Pickuptardist

Created by: Czechxican

Pronunciation: Pic-up-tard-ist

Sentence: James just can't figure out why the women don't love his "smooth" lines, but he's such a pickuptardist

Etymology: Pickup-English slang use to hook up with women. Tardist-Popular contraction of retard

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Glomper

Created by: AetasSerenus

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Sentence: You behaved like a real glomper yesterday.

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Confidont

Created by: Tesher

Pronunciation: kŏn'fĭ-dōnt

Sentence: Michael is such a confidont that he thinks the girls are rolling their eyes in awe.

Etymology: confident + don't (do not)

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Narcissisdick

Created by: Nicked

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Obliviflirt

Created by: apathy42

Pronunciation: o-BLI-vi-flirt

Sentence: Marcia whispered to Janice, "Uh oh, here comes Steve. He's such an obliviflirt, I'm not sure he'd notice if I kicked him square between the uprights."

Etymology: Oblivious and flirt

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Arrofizzlegant

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: ar-oh-fiz-uhl-guhnt

Sentence: Kip didn't get why his smooth moves failed to work on the ladies. He was decked out in his favorite attire, the pink & lime green plaid slacks and the mustard colored polyester turtleneck equipped with arm pit stains which he typically sported in mid-July, was a perennial favorite at the bus station. Perhaps he was turning into an arrofizzlegant like his dad.

Etymology: arrogant + fizzle

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Casanovag

Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: kās'ə-nō'vāj

Sentence: Already turned away by half the women in the room and unlikely to win over the other half, John nonetheless swaggered across the room, a casanovag doomed to fail.

Etymology: casanova + no vag(ina)

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Casanundrum

Created by: lvinning

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Egomaniarcissist

Created by: myxodextoxmaybe

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Sentence: That guy is such an egomaniarcissist that he just walked up to a girl and asked her to have sex with him without even saying hello!

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Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!