Verboticisms

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: Skeevie Wonder

Sentence: Omg, this guy at the bar last night though he was so smooth, but really he was just a Skeevie Wonder

Etymology: Stevie Wonder + Skeevy. I don't think Stevie Wonder is skeevy at all, in fact I'm a huge fan. His name just works though.

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: ree/cah/pit/you/late

Sentence: As one gorgeous bird after another flew past his perch, all he could do was recawpitulate.

Etymology: recapitulate + caw

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Created by: FreakyDeak

Pronunciation: Moe-less-tuh-burn

Sentence: That poor boy is so molestubborn. His uncle was like that, too. I'm amazed he ever found somebody.

Etymology: Molest(bother,sexually assault) + Stubborn

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COMMENTS:

he'll probably have to resort to molesturbation - galwaywegian, 2011-01-31: 15:37:00

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Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: ab-ball-ing

Sentence: He had an abballing habit of lifting up his shirt and wiggling his abs at the ladies... Unfortunately his abs were more like flabs, so the ladies averted their eyes, not from lust, but from disgust.

Etymology: appalling with the "p"s turned upside down.. also abs + balling

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: sīrənnoiz

Sentence: John’s favorite bar decided to have a ”lady’s night”. When he stopped by for a quick drink he found the sirenoise to be almost deafening.

Etymology: siren (a woman who is considered to be alluring or fascinating but also dangerous in some way) + noise (a sound, esp. one that is loud or unpleasant or that causes disturbance)

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Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: chick-mag-not

Sentence: despite his recent attempts to 'get with it', he remained a chickmagnot

Etymology: chick magnet, not

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COMMENTS:

funny! also sounds like chick maggot - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 09:56:00

this is great because it even refers to a bird - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-22: 12:24:00

hilarious - Mobelia, 2007-02-23: 14:09:00

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Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: eye-dolt

Sentence: Carl actually thought that appearing in that commercial for an erectile dysfunction medication would make him an instant hit with the chicks; he was such an idolt.

Etymology: idol, dolt

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Created by: adbern

Pronunciation: ver-stuper

Sentence: Who know them not, the verstupers!!

Etymology: very stupid person

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Created by: Discoveria

Pronunciation: Con-fidd-e-ut

Sentence: James thought his chat-up line "How about we bust some moves on the dance floor, then I move some bust on YOUR dance floor!" was a guaranteed winner. It won the confidiot two black eyes.

Etymology: Confident + idiot

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COMMENTS:

Rolls off the tongue _just_ right. - ErWenn, 2007-02-23: 11:40:00

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Created by: bettyann9

Pronunciation: swahv-mon-key

Sentence: Look at that dude in the polyester pants goin all suavemonkey on that hot girl. Somebody rescue her!

Etymology: Suave + monkey

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