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DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.
Verboticisms
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Suavemonkey
Created by: bettyann9
Pronunciation: swahv-mon-key
Sentence: Look at that dude in the polyester pants goin all suavemonkey on that hot girl. Somebody rescue her!
Etymology: Suave + monkey
Amigrate
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: am eye grate
Sentence: his continued amigrating led to his ultimate turkey trussing.
Etymology: am I great & Grating
Meagulat
Created by: aj3131
Pronunciation: Me-a-goo-lot
Sentence: WHAT A MEAGULAT!!!!!
Etymology: Me-a-Gulat
Conchatter
Created by: igho1207
Pronunciation: con-chat-ter.
Sentence: That guy's chat up lines never work, he's such a conchatter.
Etymology:
Confidiot
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: Con-fidd-e-ut
Sentence: James thought his chat-up line "How about we bust some moves on the dance floor, then I move some bust on YOUR dance floor!" was a guaranteed winner. It won the confidiot two black eyes.
Etymology: Confident + idiot
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COMMENTS:
Rolls off the tongue _just_ right. - ErWenn, 2007-02-23: 11:40:00
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Casanoway
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: casa/no/way
Sentence: He prided himself on being such a casanova but he was actually a casanoway
Etymology: casanova + no way
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COMMENTS:
that one made me laugh. - paintergrl1313, 2007-02-22: 15:51:00
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Chickmagnot
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: chick-mag-not
Sentence: despite his recent attempts to 'get with it', he remained a chickmagnot
Etymology: chick magnet, not
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COMMENTS:
funny! also sounds like chick maggot - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 09:56:00
this is great because it even refers to a bird - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-22: 12:24:00
hilarious - Mobelia, 2007-02-23: 14:09:00
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Ignodork
Created by: jillmccorkel
Pronunciation: ig-no-dork
Sentence: That ignodork has hit on every woman in here.
Etymology:
Molestubborn
Created by: FreakyDeak
Pronunciation: Moe-less-tuh-burn
Sentence: That poor boy is so molestubborn. His uncle was like that, too. I'm amazed he ever found somebody.
Etymology: Molest(bother,sexually assault) + Stubborn
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COMMENTS:
he'll probably have to resort to molesturbation - galwaywegian, 2011-01-31: 15:37:00
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Casanono
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: kah sah noh noh
Sentence: John dear was such a casanono, his chat up lines had him arrested twice and he once spent three days in hospital when he developed an allergy to spider pheramone.
Etymology: casanova, no no
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:21:00
You're welcome!
Thanks allwise. And thanks for submitting your word today! Flirtard is perfect. I'd love to get one of your T-shirts. I think it would look good on me... ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise. Thank you allwise. ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-09-18: 18:21:00
I enjoyed coming back on here James :) This one was a fun word to make up. Good job Allwise!