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DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.
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Molestubborn
Created by: FreakyDeak
Pronunciation: Moe-less-tuh-burn
Sentence: That poor boy is so molestubborn. His uncle was like that, too. I'm amazed he ever found somebody.
Etymology: Molest(bother,sexually assault) + Stubborn
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COMMENTS:
he'll probably have to resort to molesturbation - galwaywegian, 2011-01-31: 15:37:00
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Verstuper
Created by: adbern
Pronunciation: ver-stuper
Sentence: Who know them not, the verstupers!!
Etymology: very stupid person
Peacocksure
Created by: CharlieB
Pronunciation: pee-kok-shore
Sentence: Dan winked at the girl by the bar, adjusting the huge collar on his white satin shirt. He was hot, confident and peacocksure.
Etymology: peacock (brightly coloured bird who displays feathers to attract mate) + sure (confident)
Pompass
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pom/pass
Sentence: Women labeled that self-absorbed and cocksure individual with his lame pick-up lines, as a pompass.
Etymology: pompous + pass + ass
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COMMENTS:
good one! - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 15:15:00
It describes self-absorbed, pick-up lines, and what he really is. Very good! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-22: 18:50:00
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Amigrate
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: am eye grate
Sentence: his continued amigrating led to his ultimate turkey trussing.
Etymology: am I great & Grating
Repulsup
Created by: paintergrl1313
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That repulsup's pick up line was terrible!
Etymology: Repulse + pick up= repulsup
Confidiot
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: Con-fidd-e-ut
Sentence: James thought his chat-up line "How about we bust some moves on the dance floor, then I move some bust on YOUR dance floor!" was a guaranteed winner. It won the confidiot two black eyes.
Etymology: Confident + idiot
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COMMENTS:
Rolls off the tongue _just_ right. - ErWenn, 2007-02-23: 11:40:00
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Suavemonkey
Created by: bettyann9
Pronunciation: swahv-mon-key
Sentence: Look at that dude in the polyester pants goin all suavemonkey on that hot girl. Somebody rescue her!
Etymology: Suave + monkey
Recawpitulate
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: ree/cah/pit/you/late
Sentence: As one gorgeous bird after another flew past his perch, all he could do was recawpitulate.
Etymology: recapitulate + caw
Jockrobbin
Created by: ahwinters
Pronunciation: jock + rob + bin
Sentence: Clarency was a jockrobbin who really had no idea that he was nothing special.
Etymology: something to do with jocks

Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:21:00
You're welcome!
Thanks allwise. And thanks for submitting your word today! Flirtard is perfect. I'd love to get one of your T-shirts. I think it would look good on me... ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise. Thank you allwise. ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-09-18: 18:21:00
I enjoyed coming back on here James :) This one was a fun word to make up. Good job Allwise!