Vote for the best verboticism.

'I may not have the body of a peacock...'

DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.

Create | Read

Verboticisms

Click on each verboticism to read the sentences created by the Verbotomy writers, and to see your voting options...

You have two votes. Click on the words to read the details, then vote your favorite.

Crowster

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: cro-stur

Sentence: Reginald is a real crowster, always yammering about how slick and desirable he is and thinking that all the babes are swooning over him, not realizing that they are not swooning but are actually fighting off revulsion.

Etymology: Blend of 'crow' (v. 1.To talk with excessive pride) and rooster (a male bird who is known for 'crowing' daily)

| Comments and Points

Drewcareyesque

Created by: officespace162

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I'm tired of these drewcareyesque lines that people come up with

Etymology: i chose drew carey because he had some pretty bad pick-up lines, which is why he was great on who's line

| Comments and Points

Casanoway

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: casa/no/way

Sentence: He prided himself on being such a casanova but he was actually a casanoway

Etymology: casanova + no way

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

that one made me laugh. - paintergrl1313, 2007-02-22: 15:51:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Ignodork

Created by: jillmccorkel

Pronunciation: ig-no-dork

Sentence: That ignodork has hit on every woman in here.

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Jockrobbin

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: jock + rob + bin

Sentence: Clarency was a jockrobbin who really had no idea that he was nothing special.

Etymology: something to do with jocks

| Comments and Points

Pompass

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: pom/pass

Sentence: Women labeled that self-absorbed and cocksure individual with his lame pick-up lines, as a pompass.

Etymology: pompous + pass + ass

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

good one! - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 15:15:00

It describes self-absorbed, pick-up lines, and what he really is. Very good! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-22: 18:50:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Chickmagnot

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: chick-mag-not

Sentence: despite his recent attempts to 'get with it', he remained a chickmagnot

Etymology: chick magnet, not

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

funny! also sounds like chick maggot - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 09:56:00

this is great because it even refers to a bird - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-22: 12:24:00

hilarious - Mobelia, 2007-02-23: 14:09:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Confidiot

Created by: Discoveria

Pronunciation: Con-fidd-e-ut

Sentence: James thought his chat-up line "How about we bust some moves on the dance floor, then I move some bust on YOUR dance floor!" was a guaranteed winner. It won the confidiot two black eyes.

Etymology: Confident + idiot

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

Rolls off the tongue _just_ right. - ErWenn, 2007-02-23: 11:40:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Cawshun

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: kawww shh unnn

Sentence: most of the birds treated his cawshun with caution

Etymology: caution caw shun

| Comments and Points

Idolt

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: eye-dolt

Sentence: Carl actually thought that appearing in that commercial for an erectile dysfunction medication would make him an instant hit with the chicks; he was such an idolt.

Etymology: idol, dolt

| Comments and Points

Show All or More...

 

Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-22: 00:00:01
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-22: 00:00:01
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-22: 00:00:01
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James

allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:21:00
You're welcome!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-23: 01:48:00
Thanks allwise. And thanks for submitting your word today! Flirtard is perfect. I'd love to get one of your T-shirts. I think it would look good on me... ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-09-16: 09:21:00
Today's definition was suggested by allwise. Thank you allwise. ~ James

abrakadeborah - 2009-09-18: 18:21:00
I enjoyed coming back on here James :) This one was a fun word to make up. Good job Allwise!