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DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.
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Obliviass
Created by: tenunda
Pronunciation: O-BLIH-vee-ass
Sentence: Calvin has no idea that whole group of guys is laughing at his attempts to hit on them; he is an obliviass
Etymology: From oblivious
Confidiot
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: Con-fidd-e-ut
Sentence: James thought his chat-up line "How about we bust some moves on the dance floor, then I move some bust on YOUR dance floor!" was a guaranteed winner. It won the confidiot two black eyes.
Etymology: Confident + idiot
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COMMENTS:
Rolls off the tongue _just_ right. - ErWenn, 2007-02-23: 11:40:00
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Chickmagnot
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: chick-mag-not
Sentence: despite his recent attempts to 'get with it', he remained a chickmagnot
Etymology: chick magnet, not
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COMMENTS:
funny! also sounds like chick maggot - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 09:56:00
this is great because it even refers to a bird - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-22: 12:24:00
hilarious - Mobelia, 2007-02-23: 14:09:00
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Flirtard
Created by: allwise
Pronunciation: flurr-tard
Sentence: Simon could not understand why women avoided him. Unfortunately he was a complete flirtard and was certain that his sexy t-shirt with the words "My dick is down here" and an arrow printed on the front should have attracted them!
Etymology: to flirt + retard = flirtard
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COMMENTS:
I wasn't going to make a word for my own definition, but when I though of this, I just couldn't hep it ;-) - allwise, 2007-02-22: 02:20:00
Where can I get one of those t-shirts? - Alchemist, 2007-02-22: 04:14:00
maybe on tshirthell.com? - allwise, 2007-02-22: 04:30:00
allwise - I was going to tell you to submit it there! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-22: 06:44:00
can you actually submit suggestions there? - allwise, 2007-02-22: 08:28:00
Yep! You might have to sign up for their monthly newsletter tho. - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-22: 09:24:00
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Narcilapse
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /ˈnɑɹ.səˌlæps/
Sentence: Johnny Bravo is the ultimate narcilapse. He was disappointed that the word wasn't named after him.
Etymology: From Narcissus + lapse
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COMMENTS:
I just realized how much this sounds like "narcolepsy." - ErWenn, 2007-02-23: 11:37:00
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Failmate
Created by: w5lf9s
Pronunciation: fail.maite
Sentence: "Whow, I really like your earrings!" - "Failmate!" She didn't even turn around to look at him.
Etymology: like "stalemate". Could also be related to "check mate". Definitely "one who can move no further"
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COMMENTS:
It'a all about that "mating" thing, checked or not... - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 15:13:00
Yep! despite all attempts at hiding it in clever pick-up lines! - w5lf9s, 2007-02-22: 16:03:00
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Verstuper
Created by: adbern
Pronunciation: ver-stuper
Sentence: Who know them not, the verstupers!!
Etymology: very stupid person
Idolt
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: eye-dolt
Sentence: Carl actually thought that appearing in that commercial for an erectile dysfunction medication would make him an instant hit with the chicks; he was such an idolt.
Etymology: idol, dolt
Suavemonkey
Created by: bettyann9
Pronunciation: swahv-mon-key
Sentence: Look at that dude in the polyester pants goin all suavemonkey on that hot girl. Somebody rescue her!
Etymology: Suave + monkey

Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:21:00
You're welcome!
Thanks allwise. And thanks for submitting your word today! Flirtard is perfect. I'd love to get one of your T-shirts. I think it would look good on me... ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise. Thank you allwise. ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-09-18: 18:21:00
I enjoyed coming back on here James :) This one was a fun word to make up. Good job Allwise!