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DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.
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Crowster
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: cro-stur
Sentence: Reginald is a real crowster, always yammering about how slick and desirable he is and thinking that all the babes are swooning over him, not realizing that they are not swooning but are actually fighting off revulsion.
Etymology: Blend of 'crow' (v. 1.To talk with excessive pride) and rooster (a male bird who is known for 'crowing' daily)
Drewcareyesque
Created by: officespace162
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I'm tired of these drewcareyesque lines that people come up with
Etymology: i chose drew carey because he had some pretty bad pick-up lines, which is why he was great on who's line
Casanoway
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: casa/no/way
Sentence: He prided himself on being such a casanova but he was actually a casanoway
Etymology: casanova + no way
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COMMENTS:
that one made me laugh. - paintergrl1313, 2007-02-22: 15:51:00
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Ignodork
Created by: jillmccorkel
Pronunciation: ig-no-dork
Sentence: That ignodork has hit on every woman in here.
Etymology:
Jockrobbin
Created by: ahwinters
Pronunciation: jock + rob + bin
Sentence: Clarency was a jockrobbin who really had no idea that he was nothing special.
Etymology: something to do with jocks
Pompass
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pom/pass
Sentence: Women labeled that self-absorbed and cocksure individual with his lame pick-up lines, as a pompass.
Etymology: pompous + pass + ass
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COMMENTS:
good one! - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 15:15:00
It describes self-absorbed, pick-up lines, and what he really is. Very good! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-22: 18:50:00
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Chickmagnot
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: chick-mag-not
Sentence: despite his recent attempts to 'get with it', he remained a chickmagnot
Etymology: chick magnet, not
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COMMENTS:
funny! also sounds like chick maggot - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 09:56:00
this is great because it even refers to a bird - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-22: 12:24:00
hilarious - Mobelia, 2007-02-23: 14:09:00
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Confidiot
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: Con-fidd-e-ut
Sentence: James thought his chat-up line "How about we bust some moves on the dance floor, then I move some bust on YOUR dance floor!" was a guaranteed winner. It won the confidiot two black eyes.
Etymology: Confident + idiot
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COMMENTS:
Rolls off the tongue _just_ right. - ErWenn, 2007-02-23: 11:40:00
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Cawshun
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: kawww shh unnn
Sentence: most of the birds treated his cawshun with caution
Etymology: caution caw shun
Idolt
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: eye-dolt
Sentence: Carl actually thought that appearing in that commercial for an erectile dysfunction medication would make him an instant hit with the chicks; he was such an idolt.
Etymology: idol, dolt
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:21:00
You're welcome!
Thanks allwise. And thanks for submitting your word today! Flirtard is perfect. I'd love to get one of your T-shirts. I think it would look good on me... ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise. Thank you allwise. ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-09-18: 18:21:00
I enjoyed coming back on here James :) This one was a fun word to make up. Good job Allwise!