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'I may not have the body of a peacock...'

DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.

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Molestubborn

Created by: FreakyDeak

Pronunciation: Moe-less-tuh-burn

Sentence: That poor boy is so molestubborn. His uncle was like that, too. I'm amazed he ever found somebody.

Etymology: Molest(bother,sexually assault) + Stubborn

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COMMENTS:

he'll probably have to resort to molesturbation - galwaywegian, 2011-01-31: 15:37:00

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Verstuper

Created by: adbern

Pronunciation: ver-stuper

Sentence: Who know them not, the verstupers!!

Etymology: very stupid person

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Peacocksure

CharlieB

Created by: CharlieB

Pronunciation: pee-kok-shore

Sentence: Dan winked at the girl by the bar, adjusting the huge collar on his white satin shirt. He was hot, confident and peacocksure.

Etymology: peacock (brightly coloured bird who displays feathers to attract mate) + sure (confident)

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Pompass

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: pom/pass

Sentence: Women labeled that self-absorbed and cocksure individual with his lame pick-up lines, as a pompass.

Etymology: pompous + pass + ass

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COMMENTS:

good one! - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 15:15:00

It describes self-absorbed, pick-up lines, and what he really is. Very good! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-22: 18:50:00

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Amigrate

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: am eye grate

Sentence: his continued amigrating led to his ultimate turkey trussing.

Etymology: am I great & Grating

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Repulsup

Created by: paintergrl1313

Pronunciation:

Sentence: That repulsup's pick up line was terrible!

Etymology: Repulse + pick up= repulsup

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Confidiot

Created by: Discoveria

Pronunciation: Con-fidd-e-ut

Sentence: James thought his chat-up line "How about we bust some moves on the dance floor, then I move some bust on YOUR dance floor!" was a guaranteed winner. It won the confidiot two black eyes.

Etymology: Confident + idiot

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COMMENTS:

Rolls off the tongue _just_ right. - ErWenn, 2007-02-23: 11:40:00

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Suavemonkey

Created by: bettyann9

Pronunciation: swahv-mon-key

Sentence: Look at that dude in the polyester pants goin all suavemonkey on that hot girl. Somebody rescue her!

Etymology: Suave + monkey

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Recawpitulate

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: ree/cah/pit/you/late

Sentence: As one gorgeous bird after another flew past his perch, all he could do was recawpitulate.

Etymology: recapitulate + caw

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Jockrobbin

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: jock + rob + bin

Sentence: Clarency was a jockrobbin who really had no idea that he was nothing special.

Etymology: something to do with jocks

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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-22: 00:00:01
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-22: 00:00:01
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-22: 00:00:01
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James

allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:21:00
You're welcome!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-23: 01:48:00
Thanks allwise. And thanks for submitting your word today! Flirtard is perfect. I'd love to get one of your T-shirts. I think it would look good on me... ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-09-16: 09:21:00
Today's definition was suggested by allwise. Thank you allwise. ~ James

abrakadeborah - 2009-09-18: 18:21:00
I enjoyed coming back on here James :) This one was a fun word to make up. Good job Allwise!