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DEFINITION: v. To pretend to be enthusiastic even when you are not, simply because everyone else is. n. Fake enthusiasm.
Verboticisms
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Simuelate
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: sim-you-ee-late
Sentence: When the Team Power business strategy was being taught at work, I found it extremely difficult to simuelate; it was just another plan destined for failure.
Etymology: simulate, elate
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COMMENTS:
good one purple - I really like the way it sounds - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-25: 06:10:00
apt! incredibly so. wow, really. i think i'm chasing jabberwocky... - jadenguy, 2007-05-25: 10:24:00
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Enfsarcastic
Created by: Alicia
Pronunciation: Enaf/Sar/Cast/Ic
Sentence: Bobsicus: Hey Look What I Got You. Michelle: Greaaatt..... A Nose Bidget. Just What I Wanted. "Enfsarcastic Began To Kick In."
Etymology: Enf taken from enthusiastic Sarcastic as in sarcastic
Zealnot
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: zeel not
Sentence: Although hired as a product demonstrator in a mall, Brenda had to draw on her acting skills to become excited about the bizarre items they had to sell. After one day of unsuccessfully trying to sell nose hoses, her enthusiasm dwindled to that of a zealnot. She blew it, the old-fashioned way, just like her nose.
Etymology: Zealot (a fervent and even militant proponent of something)& Not (negation)
Shambullient
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: sham-BULE-yent
Sentence: Not wanting to let on that she didn't really understand the fuss about a new fad, Linda put on her best shambullient effort with amazing 'sincerity'.
Etymology: Blend of the words 'sham' (n. something that is not what it purports to be; a spurious imitation; fraud or hoax) and 'ebullient' (adj. overflowing with fervor, enthusiasm, or excitement; high-spirited)
Fauxnatic
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: foh-nat-ik
Sentence: Jill's boyfriend is an extreme sports fan. Trying to make a good impression she has become a fauxnatic, even though she doesn't know the difference between a touchdown and a hole-in-one.
Etymology: faux (artificial or imitation; fake) fanatic (a person with an extreme and uncritical enthusiasm or zeal)
Fauxver
Created by: jadenguy
Pronunciation: foe - ver or maybe fah-ver, sort of britishy.
Sentence: He applied nail polish and sported a Victorian vest out of "scene" fauxver.
Etymology: faux - fake fervor - zeal
Shepedic
Created by: Doribi
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I was very shepedic about the idea of going bungie jumping this weekend
Etymology: Sheep+pathetic
Actstatic
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: act/stat/ik
Sentence: With all the enthusiasm and peersure from his friends, he decided to be actstatic in the silly escapade.
Etymology: act + ecstatic
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COMMENTS:
Actsellent word! - Nosila, 2009-12-08: 09:28:00
nice - galwaywegian, 2009-12-08: 13:11:00
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Shamthusiasm
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: sham-thoo-zee-az-um
Sentence: she accepted his unexpected proposal with great shamthusiasm
Etymology: sham, enthusiasm
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COMMENTS:
I like it. Really, I do. I'm not just being enthuseatrical. - Clayton, 2007-05-25: 02:54:00
its such a shame your a stickler for the whole noun/verb/adjective thing, because 'enthuseatrical' would have polled some votes i wager.. - rikboyee, 2007-05-25: 03:16:00
I'm trying to bend a little. I've noticed that so many of the winning words don't conform, and I don't want to be a stick in the mud. - Clayton, 2007-05-25: 14:09:00
hmm - I think I detect a little perfidiousness in that last remark - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-25: 14:40:00
Heh. Not really. I'd rather be competitive than square. - Clayton, 2007-05-25: 21:39:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by suzanne. Thank you suzanne! ~ James
purpleartichokes - 2007-05-25: 12:36:00
James - were you peeking in my bathroom? I actually own a nose hose - a fantastic contraption for allergies! I resent your disspiction! ;-)
Clayton - 2007-05-25: 14:19:00
Speaking of which, did anybody see this nifty "nasal aspirator" mentioned on BoingBoing? http://www.nosefrida.com/
purpleartichokes - 2007-05-25: 15:16:00
Here's mine. Ain't she a beaut? http://www.hydromedonline.com/hp.html.
Hey Purpleartichokes, I am totally gungfaux for netipots! Especially if you have a lot stuff stuck in your nose. ~ James
wordmeister - 2007-05-25: 23:49:00
I want one! James should offer it as a prize!
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