Verboticisms

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: ee ram sip ate

Sentence: Mary had a pet black ram, His name was OBAAAma, She eramcipated him one day, And landed in the slammer. ObAAAma sprung her from the joint, He did not want to disappoint, He pulled the wool o'er the warden's eyes, And Mary flocked off, without good byes. When OBAAma took our Mary home, Our Heroes looked like Mutton Jeff, But He said, "Mary, I love Ewe", And now Mary has a little lamb! Shears!

Etymology: Emancipate (to liberate, allow freedon to, to set free) & Ram (uncastrated adult male sheep)

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COMMENTS:

Laughing so hard I can barely type! You are so BAAAA'D you are flambtastic! Luv it! - silveryaspen, 2009-03-19: 02:28:00

Definitely funny and creative. - kateinkorea, 2009-03-19: 20:23:00

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Created by: RightOnTheWin

Pronunciation: \ˈləv-ˈhau̇nd\

Sentence: Vincent is a very nice guy, and would do anything for his girlfriend, Elizabeth. But, whenever he gets drunk (usually from three drinks, and due to peer pressure) he transforms into Elizabeth’s lovehound, and literally becomes a wild & rampant beast that causes destruction wherever it goes.

Etymology: Love (A beloved person) + Hound (A mean or despicable person)

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Created by: rombus

Pronunciation: Skal - ah - wag - gur

Sentence: Ol Buffy was a scalawagger... His tail was fast, he was no lagger. Up and down the street he ran after cars and after vans. He took the food right off one's plate and with every female dog did mate. But now he is all dead and gone so this is the end of my doggie song.

Etymology: scalawag, wag, wagger... A scalawag one who is playfully mischievous and one that is also a wagger has a tail to wag as does a dog

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COMMENTS:

Awwwwwwww! Even though he was an outlaw ... a desperdogo, it's such a cute and clever rhyme ... and scalawagger is absolutely adorable! Your sentence and word are truly Superb! - silveryaspen, 2009-03-19: 13:32:00

Really good! - kateinkorea, 2009-03-19: 20:29:00

I'm so sad he's dog-gone! Good Word, rombus. - Nosila, 2009-03-20: 23:05:00

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: boifrenzē

Sentence: It was always the same. They would go to a party. The girls would gather in the kitchen and exchange gossip. The boys would gather near the TV and at the slightest provocation start acting like fools. The girls would act disgusted but were secretly envious to join the boyfrienzy.

Etymology: boyfriend (a regular male companion with whom one has a romantic or sexual relationship) + frenzy (a state or period of uncontrolled excitement or wild behavior)

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COMMENTS:

I've seen a few girlfrienzies too! - wayoffcenter, 2009-03-19: 06:58:00

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Created by: BookWorm579

Pronunciation: n: ob-SLAW-vee-it v: ob-SLAW-vee-ate

Sentence: Because Mary's obsloviate of a boyfriend made such a racket, the police had to shut down the party.

Etymology: Derived from "obnoxious" and "slob".

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Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: wuf + fens + ev

Sentence: Laurie's dog was the most woofensive animal we had ever seen. She allowed Wally (she called him wallydog) to aggressively go after her guest's food, run after kids on bicycles and last but not least, relieve himself on everyone's legs.....

Etymology: Woof and Offensive

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COMMENTS:

Your etymology and word are so good they are something to bark about! Woof! Woof! - silveryaspen, 2009-03-19: 13:39:00

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Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: ann-are-kick-pal

Sentence: Mae brought her anarchipal Jules to the corn roast on Saturday. It probably was the worst place to bring him, ever since he found the garbage bin, he wouldn't stop prancing around while making lude gestures with the eaten cobs of corn.

Etymology: anarchic + pal (buddy)

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Created by: readerwriter

Pronunciation: diss-o-bee-dee-ahb-loh

Sentence: Yes, he was certainly a disobediablo. Contemplating the ceiling from her hospital bed of traction and her future plans for Hellmutt, her combination Pitt Bull-Chichuahua, Absentia knew even the Dog Whisperer couldn't help.

Etymology: DISOBEDIENT, meaning failing or refusing to obey + DIABLO, Spanish for devil

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COMMENTS:

Devilishly clever. - Mustang, 2009-03-19: 19:27:00

hahaha! - chaiandallthatjazz, 2009-03-23: 16:03:00

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Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: jerk-gust-ing

Sentence: Jerry was a jerkgusting guy...no matter where he went, he made everyone want to knock him out, to shut him up.

Etymology: Jerk - Slang A foolish, rude, or contemptible person. Part of Dis"gusting" - Arousing revulsion or strong indignation. Synonyms:loathsome - nasty - repulsive -abominable - revolting.

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: FIE-d'oh

Sentence: A common phrase heard whenever Filbert came around with his dog was 'Fidoh' because the dog was unruly and unmanageable and could be counted on to create havoc wherever it might roam.

Etymology: Blend of the generic pet name 'Fido' and the term 'D'oh' from the Simpsons sometimes indicating that something bad is about to happen.

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