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'How could she bring him without a leash.'

DEFINITION: n. An unleashed pet (or boyfriend) which is running amuck, chasing cars, eating garbage, and jumping on innocent bystanders. v. To unleash your pet and let him or her run wild.

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Barbariandy

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: bar beree an dee

Sentence: Stella instantly regretted bringing her savage boyfriend, Barbariandy to the party. He never behaved well in social groups, but maybe if she got him neutered, she could finally housebreak him...because she hated the way he marked his territory.

Etymology: Barbarian (a crude uncouth ill-bred person lacking culture or refinement) & Andy (male name, short for Andrew)

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Terrorier

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: tehr err eeeeeeeeee errr

Sentence: When Jo's terrorier was let loose He peed in the chilled orange juice He dismembered the turkey and to finish his work, he Attempted gran's ankles to goose!

Etymology: terrier, terror

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COMMENTS:

Grrrrrr-oss sentence, Grrrrr-eat word! Even if it hard to say it three times fast! - silveryaspen, 2009-03-19: 13:37:00

its a limerick, did you spot it? - galwaywegian, 2009-03-19: 15:20:00

Yes, it is a one of the fun rhymes of today. Has such clever attention getting gimmick, it deserves a special name, so lets call it a gimmerick! - silveryaspen, 2009-03-19: 16:56:00

Funny....and his name was no doubt Fido. - Mustang, 2009-03-19: 19:27:00

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Dumbesthickhated

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: dum esth ik ay ted

Sentence: Unfortunately her boyfriend proved to be completely dumbesthickhated. she would have dumped him ages ago if he didn't have more useful animal instincts.

Etymology: domesticated, dumbest thick hated

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Runfettered

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: run fet terd

Sentence: Sally's boyfriend, Ron, was a wild thing. Even when they were at social gatherings, he knew no boundaries. Her friends thought that he needed to be housebroken, because he carried on runfettered...or in his case, Ronfettered. Yes, it was time for that trip to the Vet's clinic!

Etymology: Run (unrestricted freedom) & Unfettered (not bound by shackles and chains)

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Nowabunga

Created by: Bionica

Pronunciation:

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Anarchipal

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: ann-are-kick-pal

Sentence: Mae brought her anarchipal Jules to the corn roast on Saturday. It probably was the worst place to bring him, ever since he found the garbage bin, he wouldn't stop prancing around while making lude gestures with the eaten cobs of corn.

Etymology: anarchic + pal (buddy)

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Crazybeau

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: cray-zee-bow

Sentence: One drink and out of sight, my soon to be ex, goes totally crazybeau.

Etymology: crazy (wild, mad, uncontrolled) + beau (boyfriend)

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Disobediablo

Created by: readerwriter

Pronunciation: diss-o-bee-dee-ahb-loh

Sentence: Yes, he was certainly a disobediablo. Contemplating the ceiling from her hospital bed of traction and her future plans for Hellmutt, her combination Pitt Bull-Chichuahua, Absentia knew even the Dog Whisperer couldn't help.

Etymology: DISOBEDIENT, meaning failing or refusing to obey + DIABLO, Spanish for devil

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COMMENTS:

Devilishly clever. - Mustang, 2009-03-19: 19:27:00

hahaha! - chaiandallthatjazz, 2009-03-23: 16:03:00

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Obsloviate

Created by: BookWorm579

Pronunciation: n: ob-SLAW-vee-it v: ob-SLAW-vee-ate

Sentence: Because Mary's obsloviate of a boyfriend made such a racket, the police had to shut down the party.

Etymology: Derived from "obnoxious" and "slob".

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Scalawagger

Created by: rombus

Pronunciation: Skal - ah - wag - gur

Sentence: Ol Buffy was a scalawagger... His tail was fast, he was no lagger. Up and down the street he ran after cars and after vans. He took the food right off one's plate and with every female dog did mate. But now he is all dead and gone so this is the end of my doggie song.

Etymology: scalawag, wag, wagger... A scalawag one who is playfully mischievous and one that is also a wagger has a tail to wag as does a dog

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COMMENTS:

Awwwwwwww! Even though he was an outlaw ... a desperdogo, it's such a cute and clever rhyme ... and scalawagger is absolutely adorable! Your sentence and word are truly Superb! - silveryaspen, 2009-03-19: 13:32:00

Really good! - kateinkorea, 2009-03-19: 20:29:00

I'm so sad he's dog-gone! Good Word, rombus. - Nosila, 2009-03-20: 23:05:00

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-03-19: 00:01:01
Today's definition was suggested by silveryaspen. Thank you silveryaspen. ~ James

silveryaspen - 2009-03-19: 13:42:00
The creative humor of all was dog gone good today!

silveryaspen - 2009-03-19: 13:47:00
Kudos to the poets, too! Silly rhymes with that grain of true! And an upbleat to the one about ewe!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-10-01: 00:20:00
Today's definition was suggested by silveryaspen. Thank you silveryaspen. ~ James

galwaywegian - 2010-10-01: 03:58:00
domesthickated

galwaywegian - 2010-10-01: 03:59:00
oops!