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DEFINITION: n. An unleashed pet (or boyfriend) which is running amuck, chasing cars, eating garbage, and jumping on innocent bystanders. v. To unleash your pet and let him or her run wild.
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Lovehound
Created by: RightOnTheWin
Pronunciation: \ˈləv-ˈhau̇nd\
Sentence: Vincent is a very nice guy, and would do anything for his girlfriend, Elizabeth. But, whenever he gets drunk (usually from three drinks, and due to peer pressure) he transforms into Elizabeth’s lovehound, and literally becomes a wild & rampant beast that causes destruction wherever it goes.
Etymology: Love (A beloved person) + Hound (A mean or despicable person)
Anumaleballistickone
Created by: abrakadeborah
Pronunciation: an-new-male-ball-ist-ik-one
Sentence: Jeanna took Lee to a party and he was yelling at the top of his lungs,"Yeah man let's get this party started...woo...oooooh...party on dudes!" Lee continued to get even more obnoxiously drunk and would fall down then crawl back up too his feet as he tossed his cigarette butts into the yard and spilled his drink everywhere. Jeanna wanted to crawl under a rug for bringing him to the party or just leave the "anumaleballistickone" passed out with his head in a bowl of french onion dip, but instead she pulled Lee out the front door to the sidewalk and stapled his address to his shirt then called him a taxi and tipped the taxi driver extra to get Lee to his doorstep. Jeanna walked back in and the rest of the party shouted," WHOOO OHHH the "Anumaleballistickone" is gone!"
Etymology: Anumale;one who acts like an animal. Ballistick;made up from ballistic. Meaning;to go ballistic and is slang for becoming frantic,busy or irate. One; an individual.
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COMMENTS:
I long to create words like this one! - metrohumanx, 2009-03-19: 02:13:00
Your etymology shines brilliantly. Only Abrakadebnorah could pull this word out of hat, just like magic! It's so maleball (maliable) in the middle, too! Also has a stick to it quality at the end! Interesting on so many levels and such a Fun and funny word! - silveryaspen, 2009-03-19: 03:27:00
Thank you Metrohumanx & Silveryaspen, I try to make things interesting :) I'm starting to get the "hang" of this site! - abrakadeborah, 2009-03-19: 03:56:00
Good job. - kateinkorea, 2009-03-19: 20:18:00
Wooo Oooh! Good Word - Nosila, 2009-03-20: 23:04:00
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Pedigreeleased
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: ped ig ree least
Sentence: Leash laws are all too often ignored. Pit bulls knock over trash cans, rip off the lids, and strew their litters everywhere, including their poochiepoops. The cargis chase cars, barking crazily, sending drivers veering badly and braking madly. Pursued by mongrowls, the pedestriafleeings are stopped in their tracks by the snarling bull terrors. Dobermans use their teeth as pinschers, causing people to flea to the hospitals for tetanus shots. There are so many lightning fast strayhounds, untiedy dogs, those pedigreeleased, that even the dog catchers, despite their great currage, and bow-rows, are losing their dog gone battles!
Etymology: PEDIGREES - dogs with papers on their lineage. RELEASED - unleashed, free to roam.
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COMMENTS:
Song of the day might be: You Ain't Nothing But A Hound Dog! - silveryaspen, 2009-03-19: 02:57:00
I love your choice of words in your sentence! Good word :) - abrakadeborah, 2009-03-19: 06:21:00
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Runfettered
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: run fet terd
Sentence: Sally's boyfriend, Ron, was a wild thing. Even when they were at social gatherings, he knew no boundaries. Her friends thought that he needed to be housebroken, because he carried on runfettered...or in his case, Ronfettered. Yes, it was time for that trip to the Vet's clinic!
Etymology: Run (unrestricted freedom) & Unfettered (not bound by shackles and chains)
Fidoh
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: FY-d'oh
Sentence: A common phrase heard whenever Delbert came around with his dog was 'Fidoh' because the dog was unruly and unmanageable and could be counted on to create havoc wherever it might roam.
Etymology: Blend of the generic pet name 'Fido' and the term 'D'oh' from the Simpsons sometimes indicating that something bad is about to happen.
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COMMENTS:
:D - galwaywegian, 2009-03-19: 04:39:00
Fie on Fidoh! Clever! - silveryaspen, 2009-03-19: 13:09:00
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Crazybeau
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: cray-zee-bow
Sentence: One drink and out of sight, my soon to be ex, goes totally crazybeau.
Etymology: crazy (wild, mad, uncontrolled) + beau (boyfriend)
Obsloviate
Created by: BookWorm579
Pronunciation: n: ob-SLAW-vee-it v: ob-SLAW-vee-ate
Sentence: Because Mary's obsloviate of a boyfriend made such a racket, the police had to shut down the party.
Etymology: Derived from "obnoxious" and "slob".
Scalawagger
Created by: rombus
Pronunciation: Skal - ah - wag - gur
Sentence: Ol Buffy was a scalawagger... His tail was fast, he was no lagger. Up and down the street he ran after cars and after vans. He took the food right off one's plate and with every female dog did mate. But now he is all dead and gone so this is the end of my doggie song.
Etymology: scalawag, wag, wagger... A scalawag one who is playfully mischievous and one that is also a wagger has a tail to wag as does a dog
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COMMENTS:
Awwwwwwww! Even though he was an outlaw ... a desperdogo, it's such a cute and clever rhyme ... and scalawagger is absolutely adorable! Your sentence and word are truly Superb! - silveryaspen, 2009-03-19: 13:32:00
Really good! - kateinkorea, 2009-03-19: 20:29:00
I'm so sad he's dog-gone! Good Word, rombus. - Nosila, 2009-03-20: 23:05:00
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Anarchipal
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: ann-are-kick-pal
Sentence: Mae brought her anarchipal Jules to the corn roast on Saturday. It probably was the worst place to bring him, ever since he found the garbage bin, he wouldn't stop prancing around while making lude gestures with the eaten cobs of corn.
Etymology: anarchic + pal (buddy)
Woofensive
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: wuf + fens + ev
Sentence: Laurie's dog was the most woofensive animal we had ever seen. She allowed Wally (she called him wallydog) to aggressively go after her guest's food, run after kids on bicycles and last but not least, relieve himself on everyone's legs.....
Etymology: Woof and Offensive
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COMMENTS:
Your etymology and word are so good they are something to bark about! Woof! Woof! - silveryaspen, 2009-03-19: 13:39:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by silveryaspen. Thank you silveryaspen. ~ James
silveryaspen - 2009-03-19: 13:42:00
The creative humor of all was dog gone good today!
silveryaspen - 2009-03-19: 13:47:00
Kudos to the poets, too! Silly rhymes with that grain of true! And an upbleat to the one about ewe!
Today's definition was suggested by silveryaspen. Thank you silveryaspen. ~ James
galwaywegian - 2010-10-01: 03:58:00
domesthickated
galwaywegian - 2010-10-01: 03:59:00
oops!