Verboticisms

Created by: cupoftea

Pronunciation: Un-age-errate

Sentence: She does tend to unagerrate

Etymology: un as in under or less than age as in age errate from exaggerate

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Created by: nicolebolavage

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Created by: w5lf9s

Pronunciation: ma-nip-ul-age

Sentence: Ah, c'mon, let me in! A bit of manipulaging has never done anyone any harm.

Etymology: manipulate+age

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inspired! - galwaywegian, 2007-05-29: 04:27:00

vgood - suzanne, 2007-05-29: 08:03:00

excellent! - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-31: 15:44:00

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Created by: andyhudson12

Pronunciation: Fab-ric-ayj

Sentence: "Yeah that's right, I managed to fabricage my way in here with my fake ID!"

Etymology: Fabricate and Age - FABRICAGE!

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Created by: chrismduenas

Pronunciation: fact jed

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Etymology: fake, aged

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fake, aged - chrismduenas, 2007-05-29: 02:49:00

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Created by: TJayzz

Pronunciation: All-turr-ay-gif-i

Sentence: When Simon and Linda went on their first date, she told him that she was only 34 years old, when, in fact, she was nearer 45. When he eventually found out the truth he dumped her on the spot. She vowed from that day on she would never alterageify ever again.

Etymology: Alter (to change) ORIGIN alterare from alter 'other' + Age (the length of time a person or thing has existed) ORIGIN Old French, from latin aevum 'age,era'. + Falsify (alter(information) so as to mislead) = Alterageify

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nice blend - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-23: 12:08:00

Looks good. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-25: 17:51:00

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Created by: Paulefinch

Pronunciation: kwoz'-I-dentifI

Sentence: 25 year old Robert quasidentified himself as 32 so he could check out more books from the library at a time.

Etymology: quasi+identify

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Created by: metrohumanx

Pronunciation: PREE-VARI-CRONE-OH- SPIN

Sentence: When dreary old rat faced Pat was pulled over by the Paramus police, she fumbled for her poorly-doctored driver's license and tried to turn on her nonexistant charm. Although she was older than hair, losing her eyesight and driving at the speed of a glacier, she tried to use PREVARICHRONOSPIN to convince the officer that she was NOT enfeebled by her many bitter years of ineffectual lies, duplicity and hands-on cellphone driving...................... "Lady, don't try to PREVARICHRONOSPIN your way out of this !" said the irate trafficop............... "You're a disgrace as a forger, and a pain to meet on the streets of this basically clean town."

Etymology: PREVARicate: to lie+................... CHRONOs: the personification of time+.. SPIN: to create an illusion for the porpoises of image enhancement.(whew)

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http://www.alltooflat.com/ - metrohumanx, 2008-07-23: 00:36:00

It's taught me to RESPECT the Romans! - metrohumanx, 2008-07-23: 00:37:00

great paragraph - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-23: 12:10:00

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Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: Fab-ri-cage-shun

Sentence: How my 4 year old brother got away with the fabricagetion and obtained beer at the gas station is beyond me.

Etymology: Fabrication (a false story) + age (length of time someone has lived)

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Created by: 719985

Pronunciation: fOH-vest

Sentence: That girl has a fauxvest identity! There's no way she's 21!

Etymology: faux - french word for fake vest - garment

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This word is copyrighted. If anyone decides to use this in a dictionary, I expect payment. - 719985, 2014-02-06: 14:54:00

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Created by: lumina

Pronunciation: ad/fib

Sentence: The ladies were wondering if they should even invite Estelle to the senior center's Valentine's Day function. It was meant for single ladies and gentlemen AND those under 65 not only got in free, but got first pick when it came to the first slow dance. While Estelle was a riot once she inhaled that first Manhattan, she was also know to adfib when it came to her age. At 82, there was no way she was going to pass for anything under 81 1/2 and the ladies were just not up for the humiliation at the front door.

Etymology: adlib: To improvise and deliver extemporaneously. fib: An insignificant or childish lie.

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Created by: juliadeboard

Pronunciation: (null-eh-skate)

Sentence: After nulliskating her customers for so long, she forgot her real age.

Etymology: null-nothing skate-to get away with something

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Created by: net4536

Pronunciation: per-cumb

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Created by: 718114

Pronunciation: ME-SO-PER-JUR-Y

Sentence: The teenager committed mesoperjury in order to illegally buy beer.

Etymology: Meso: Age Perjury: dishonesty

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Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: old - bagg

Sentence: Beatrice oldbagged her way through life until her friend Kay told her that she wasn't fooling anybody.

Etymology: old (advanced in years) bag (reference to the inevitable saggy bagginess of the loss of youth)

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Created by: EvelynS

Pronunciation: mis-ger-ohnt

Sentence: When my bones ache I am reminded how much of a misgeronte I am.

Etymology: mis- hatred of; geront- old age

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Created by: JoshB

Pronunciation: lee-oh-age

Sentence: Mary's fake id was lioaged.

Etymology: Li=lie-tell an untruth age-long but indefinite period in human history.

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Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: el + dur + lie

Sentence: She's been saying she's 29 for years now, we all just put up with the elderlie.

Etymology: elderly lie

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Created by: loribethinbaltimore

Pronunciation: [ay-jur-eyez]

Sentence: JOB APPLICATION: Have you ever been found guilty of any criminal activity? "Yes. One count of agerism."

Etymology: Age + Plagerism = Agerism (noun) Verb = Agerize

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: mend ayj us

Sentence: Grandma Gilda had always been a mendageous type of person. Her true age was never known...she'd been twentynining it for as long as we could recall. Although offered senior's discounts at shops, she was indignant that people would think she was really that old. She took care of herself and acted young, but let's be honest, Mother Nature and Father Time exact their toll on us all. And it did not help that she told us stories of the War and the Great Depression. When Gilda turned 75, we had a big party for her in a local licensed restaurant. Her best gift by far was having the waiter card her...unbeknownst to her that we'd paid him twenty bucks to make a fuss of requiring proof of age. She was thrilled!

Etymology: Mendacious (tells fibs; given to lying;intentionally untrue) & Age (how long something has existed;begin to seem older; get older)

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Created by: Clayton

Pronunciation: mis-STEYJ-muhnt

Sentence: Carol's reply was an obvious misstagement, but Officer Dan opted to let it slide.

Etymology: misstatement + age

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: adult/ur/age

Sentence: To gain entrance into the exclusive pub party fifteen year old Stephanie had to succumb to adulterage.

Etymology: adulterate (falsify, counterfeit) + age + adult (sounds like adult her age)

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Wish I'd thought of it. Great word. - Mustang, 2008-07-23: 08:01:00

Clear & cocise. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-25: 17:48:00

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Created by: grasshopper

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Created by: colapop

Pronunciation: FA-bri-gage

Sentence: Edna tried hard to fabrigage her way into the trendy nightclub, but Bruno wouldn't allow it.

Etymology: A combination of 'fabricate' (to make up for the purpose of deception) and 'age'. This includes a word-play on the word 'engage' [To engage in the fabrication of ones age].

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catchy - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-23: 12:11:00

Love it! :) - lumina, 2008-07-23: 22:51:00

Good one. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-25: 17:52:00

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: uh-PEER-en-hanse

Sentence: Sylvia truly believed that she could convincingly appearenhance her true age with subtle little untruths intended to take five years off her true age.

Etymology: Blend of the words 'appearance' (n. the state, condition, manner, or style in which a person or object appears; outward look or aspect) and 'enhance' (vb. improve; augment)

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Created by: jadenguy

Pronunciation: Eggs adj yur age

Sentence: Her exaggeraging had finally caught up with her; the hive-mind spoke, and it was her time to be "liberated." Nobody that age should be allowed to wear baby-t's.

Etymology: Exaggerate + age. Maybe exagg' 'er age.

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Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: uh-je-LAS-tik

Sentence: Although,for Bob, it was no laughing matter, Roxie was truly agelastic: a "1661" one week; a fibteen the next.

Etymology: blend of AGE & ELASTIC: Capable of adapting to change or a variety of circumstances; flexible, accomodating GELASTIC: SOED: laughable (rare); (agelastic: "unlaughable," not funny)sometimes found in books containing words the dictionary forgot.

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although I usually try to avoid words already found in various dictionaries, i decided,today,not to follow my usual practice. "Agelastic" 73% original according to google. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-23: 07:04:00

it is a good word - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-23: 12:07:00

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Created by: Discoveria

Pronunciation: youff-um-izum

Sentence: If only someone had told Geoffrey that the term "spring chickenhawk" wasn't a terribly convincing youthemism...

Etymology: youth (the state of being young) + euphemism (a non-literal way to say something)

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Excellent! Gets my vote. - Rhyme79, 2012-09-26: 10:48:00

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Created by: Scattercat

Pronunciation: KROH-noh-man-see

Sentence: A bit of skillful chronomancy, and little Bobby was Robert, old enough to buy cigs for his classmates.

Etymology: Chronos, from the Greek, meaning time, and the -mancy ending, which is generally associated with magic or wizardry.

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Brilliant. - ErWenn, 2007-05-30: 03:41:00

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Created by: Franneke

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Created by: ngajoe

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Created by: serendipity9000

Pronunciation: age-jest

Sentence: She was sure that confidence was the only important element when trying to agejest your way into a club. Too bad she looked nothing like her fake id photo.

Etymology: Age + Jest (to do something meant to be funny), also a pun on ageist - to discriminate based on chronological age

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nice - suzanne, 2007-05-29: 08:03:00

funny - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-29: 12:21:00

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Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: fib/aj

Sentence: Bea and her friends got together once a week to play fibbage. The local bars caught on easily but played along as they always left by suppertime

Etymology: fib + age + cribbage

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: a/dult/ur/gayte

Sentence: Sally tried to adultergate her age by shopping at GAP for kids but even though her small frame fit the no iron clothes she always looked wrinkled.

Etymology: aduterate (falsify) + adult + watergate (in this case referring to a cover up)

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Created by: InuYasha11

Pronunciation: Gr-av-no-men-a

Sentence: She looked at the bouncer as he replied, "You're making that up. You're gravnomena. You're not allowed in."

Etymology: Grav - heavy nomen- of name

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Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: ma-nip-u-lage

Sentence: Grandma could manipulage herself when it suited her. She carried an old ID card in her wallet so that when she went to the singles dances at the firehall she could show that she was still a young chick, but at the mall she had her AARP ID to prove that she was eligible for her senior discount.

Etymology: manipulate: to tamper with or falsify for personal gain + age

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manipulant word - Nosila, 2009-12-10: 09:21:00

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Created by: YourEnglishPal

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Etymology: PSEUD-False PAED-Child

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: Ayj - en - hans

Sentence: Although her appearance gave her away Muriel was confident that she could fool people with a bit of agenhance deceit and would always fudge her age by 5 or more years.....downward, of course.

Etymology: Blend of 'age' and 'enhance' (make better or more attractive)

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AGENHANCE- a VERY useable word! - metrohumanx, 2008-07-23: 01:49:00

Good word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-25: 17:50:00

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Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /ˌθɝdiˈnaɪn/

Sentence: My uncle thirtynined his way well into his 70's.

Etymology: From comedian Jack Benny, who always claimed to be thirty-nine years old, no matter how old he actually was.

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I predict that the number of votes my word gets today will be directly proportional to the average age of the players of this game. I also predict that because of this reference, everyone will mistake me for someone my father's age (wouldn't be the first time). - ErWenn, 2007-05-29: 13:44:00

I tried to stop my age from increasing when I turned 25, but I was only able to keep it up for a year. - ErWenn, 2007-05-29: 13:45:00

Well, the one difficulty is that this word only works one way (i.e. older pretending younger) whereas ostensibly the word ought to be able to apply both ways. That'll skew your prediction, since even those of us who get the reference might not vote for it because we're being sticklers... - Scattercat, 2007-05-29: 14:09:00

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Created by: smstone0413

Pronunciation: Coom-dah-ckt

Sentence: The Old lady was cumbducting by claiming she was 21 when she was really 79

Etymology: Cumb- To lie Duct- To lead

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Created by: kensiesfate

Pronunciation: loose-ay-ear-dom

Sentence: Poor thing, we know she is 74, but she suffers from looseayeardom.

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Created by: suzanne

Pronunciation: ay-j-bee-fohr-ture-tee

Sentence: the singles mixer showed that the venal sin of agebeforetruthy was mainly confined to women whilst fewstrandsoftruth was committed by the men.

Etymology: age- the time an object has been deteriorating on this planet. truthy - veracity.

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Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: KRAHNG

Sentence: Little did Alex realise when he asked out the "non-traditional" grad student that she had a child almost as old as he--a classic case of chwrong.

Etymology: chrono- + wrong

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Dang it, it would have been clearer as "chwrongology". - mplsbohemian, 2007-05-29: 13:08:00

That starts to sound a bit Welsh, though. - Scattercat, 2007-05-29: 14:05:00

if you ever want to update your word just click 'edit' and then click 'oops i want to change the spelling'.. - rikboyee, 2007-05-29: 20:01:00

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Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: fake-her-age

Sentence: Ms. Edna Sky flew through TSA security with her fakeherage ID as the agents giggled...knowing she was not twenty-one.

Etymology: Fake- One that is not authentic or genuine; a sham. Her- Refers to a female person. Age- The length of time that one has existed; duration of life.

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Created by: guesser

Pronunciation: Em - bell - age

Sentence: You are so guilty of embellage! There is no way you are the same person pictured on this Drivers License!

Etymology: Embellish + Age

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Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: mis/age/er/ee

Sentence: Misagery is a common practice among first year college and university students using fake I.D.'s to gain access to bars near the campus.

Etymology: mis + age + ry

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: bluff-span

Sentence: My grandma bluffspanned for her last 20 years. She never got any older than eighty - very deceightyful. Yes she lived to a feignoldage.

Etymology: bluff + lifespan

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Created by: renzeb

Pronunciation: Wah-pij

Sentence: Sandy's whoppage fooled the bouncer into letting her into the club.

Etymology: Whopper+age

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: men day jus

Sentence: When Edna joined up with the Under 60's Dance Club, a few people (ok, the lights were poor in there) suspected she was well past her sell-by date. But claiming to be 49 when you are really 89 is just plain mendageous activity. After her jitterbug/merengue/polka triathelon, she had chest pains and was short of breath. When the hunky firemen showed up, they got her going again in time to catch up on the Schotticshe and Virginia Reel. How did they do it? They used the De-FIB-rillator...guaranteed to ensure they tell the truth before they meet their makers in that great Dance Hall in the Sky!

Etymology: Mendacious (intentionally untrue;given to lying) & Age (begin to seem older; get older)

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Created by: ohwtepph

Pronunciation: high + purr + ball + AGE

Sentence: Oh my, the hyperbolage! I would not have thought that the police officer would believe Grandma Edna's hyperbolaged ID. He was probably stoned.

Etymology: hyperbole [exaggerations] + age

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Created by: ysledd

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Sentence: The lady misreperaged her age in the I.D. photo.

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Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: trunk-date

Sentence: Her face looked like a thousand miles of bad road; why did she feel the need to truncdate and say she was 30?

Etymology: truncate, date

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oooh - maybe she was young and beautiful on the inside - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-29: 15:48:00

Maybe she'd travelled a thousand miles of bad road in the trunk! - petaj, 2007-05-30: 05:12:00

petaj - you have a very vivid imagination!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-30: 10:47:00

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Created by: AcesOfHearts

Pronunciation: Alien-If-I

Sentence: I alienified myself to get into a party.

Etymology: Alien-of another

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Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: eggs-ayj-err-ayt

Sentence: to get into the nightclub she was forced to exagerate

Etymology: age, exaggerate

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Aww man you got to the word before I could! :) - ziggy41, 2007-05-29: 06:56:00

now i feel dumb for not having looked at the list of words before making mine. - jadenguy, 2007-05-29: 12:21:00

or "exagerage" : ) Loved it! - geoamnesia, 2007-05-31: 11:26:00

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Created by: karenanne

Pronunciation: SUB ter fayj

Sentence: Every time people try to find out how old Elder Lee really is, he resorts to some subterfage. He is the only person I know who went and got a fake ID to appear YOUNGER. Once he even tried to pass off his own son as his brother, which his son did not particularly appreciate.

Etymology: subterfuge + age

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: ambigyoōājng

Sentence: Lois was born on Fibuary 29, 1960, a leap year. She says that she only celebrates her birthday every 4 years but friends have observed her acknowledging her Birthday Eve on a regular basis on Fibuary 28. They don*t concur with her amgibuaging theory. Nobody really believes that she is 13.25 years old.

Etymology: ambigious (open to more than one interpretation; having a double meaning) + aging (grow old or older)

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must be using a calenderr - galwaywegian, 2009-12-10: 05:43:00

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Created by: kelseyslack

Pronunciation: broder-squirrel

Sentence: the brodersquirrel looks a lot younger than he is by the way he stores his nuts

Etymology: broder- brother squirrel- to hoard,or store away

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Created by: delanybug

Pronunciation: Al-i-en-puls-ate

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Created by: pandalhu

Pronunciation: Age/ta/tion

Sentence: I hate when kids use an agetation to buy drinks

Etymology: age form how many years old you are and tation from exaggeration

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Created by: ashrogers1734

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what is this. - 719985, 2014-02-06: 14:55:00

Do you even etymology, son?! - 719985, 2014-02-06: 14:57:00

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Created by: texmom

Pronunciation: mal mat ture a shun

Sentence: At the meeting of the red hat society she committed malmaturation by saying she was 55 when everyone knew she was at least 70.

Etymology: mal - bad mature - aging tion - makes it a noun

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Created by: hooterbug

Pronunciation: hə-lū'sə-nā'ging

Sentence: Edith was obviously hallucinaging when she thought that by putting blonde hilights in her blue hair she would look 35.

Etymology: Blend of Hallucinate + Age

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love the way you think - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-23: 12:10:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: men dayj shus

Sentence: When it came to seeking the Fountain of Youth, our Granny could be very mandagecious. She would even pay service workers in bars, restaurants and liquor stores to card her...they loved the extra money and she loved everyone thinking she was under age!

Etymology: Mendacious (intentionally lying;given to untruths) & Age (how long someone or something has existed)

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Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: mis/age/er/ee

Sentence: Misagery is a common practice among first year college and university students using fake I.D.'s to gain access to bars near the campus.

Etymology: mis + age + ry

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Wonderful word. Forgery and Misagery really do go hand in hand. - jadenguy, 2007-05-29: 12:12:00

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Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: mis/age/er/ee

Sentence: Misagery is a common practice among first year college and university students using fake I.D.'s to gain access to bars near the campus.

Etymology: MISAGERY - noun - from MIS (wrong; amiss) + AGE (a period measured by years from birth) + FORGERY (something counterfeit, or fraudulent)

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Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: fib - ayj

Sentence: Lucile used quite a bit of fibbage as she went about her business of trying to conceal that she was 20 years older than the picture she used on her I.D.s and business cards.

Etymology: fib, age and an extra b to make it sound more fun...kind of like cribbage.

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Created by: Filthy

Pronunciation: ə-ˈprō-prē-'āj

Sentence: Shirley took umbrage at the bartender's accusation of appropriage.

Etymology: Appropriage= appropriate (to take or make use of without authority or right AND/OR especially suitable or compatible) + age (an individual's development measured in years). Often mistakenly affixed with the prefix 'in-', the word 'appropriage' makes use of two distinct meanings of its first root word ('appropriate'). Specifically, the person committing the offense of appropriage is appropriating the rights and privileges afforded to someone of a different age; they are thus also pretending that their behavior is age-appropriate. The term has its origins in law enforcement slang. It was used to refer to an attempt at entry into adult establishments while under the legal age for entry, or into high school events by someone exceeding the socially appropriate age-range. The term only extended into the vernacular after suburbanite parents started to apply the law enforcement slang to refer to adults lying about their age for reasons of vanity. Purists insist on applying the original slang meanings, but lying about one's age for any reason has come to be an acceptable use of 'appropriage'.

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Created by: Freepiehere

Pronunciation: MEL-AN-GER

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Created by: fieldman

Pronunciation: D-O-B-ception

Sentence: I think I have been the victim of D-O-B-ception.

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Created by: suchipatel

Pronunciation: ug-ail-ee-in

Sentence: Her fake ID was an agalien to get into the club.

Etymology: Age - Length of life Alien - Of another "of another age"

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Created by: Rhyme79

Pronunciation: lie-span

Sentence: I've got a feeling that 21 is your liespan, because you look about 8.

Etymology: Lifespan minus the 'f' = liespan

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Created by: allie123

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Created by: cohenarie

Pronunciation: per-'joo-ven-ate

Sentence: Because she worked in Hollywood, Julie felt constant pressure to perjuvenate - she wasn't ready to become a 'character' actress just yet.

Etymology: perjury + juvenile, with maybe a hint of renovate

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Created by: greta

Pronunciation: fabe-ricate

Sentence: Lisey had to fabericate to get into the club last night.

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Created by: danibriggs

Pronunciation: grand-fail-anator

Sentence: Mitchell's little sister is such a grandfailanator , she makes everyone believe that she is 17 when in reality she's only 14.

Etymology: grand-: great fail-: to deceive nat-: to be born

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: eldərfib

Sentence: Hanna and her friends at the retirement home are all too happy to spread false rumors about their respective ages. Hanna’s elderfib would make her ineligible to live at the home.

Etymology: elder (of a greater age) fib (a lie, typically an unimportant one)

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Created by: arandomperson97

Pronunciation: Sub-age

Sentence: The woman was acting very subaged, in order to appear young.

Etymology: sub- under age -age

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: kruh-noh-foh-nah-key-shuhn

Sentence: Kate's chronophonication can vary greatly depending on the audience. On her favorite dating website, she will shave off a decade or more. When a senior discount is involved, she will age dramatically.

Etymology: chronology (the sequential order in which past events occur) + phony (not real or genuine; fake; counterfeit) + communication (the imparting or interchange of thoughts, opinions, or information by speech, writing, or signs)

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Reminds me of 'Californication'... :) - Discoveria, 2012-09-25: 11:08:00

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: turrn emm it

Sentence: he was sure that his new girdle would help him turnemit at the discoteche, but the cute ones still offered him a seat when he arrived.

Etymology: turn, time backwards (emit)

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I like your thinking on this one - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-29: 12:19:00

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Created by: Trystera

Pronunciation: krawn-AWB-fyoo-skate

Sentence: Despite her attempts at chronobfuscation, young Cindi was not allowed to join AARP.

Etymology: Chrono- (time) + obfuscate

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: lye den tit eeee kard

Sentence: Being eaten by short sighted cannibals was not the most wonderful of ends, but she did have the posthumous last laugh when the chief choked on a barticularly tough piece of her liver, having trusted the date on her liedentity card.

Etymology: identity card, lie

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COMMENTS:

well aged...good one! - Nosila, 2009-12-10: 14:53:00

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Created by: Brodobaggins

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