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DEFINITION: To develop an area of "chosen incompetency" based on an individual's need to avoid certain unpleasant tasks.
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Ingnorbliss
Created by: queeny
Pronunciation: Ing -nor-bliss
Sentence: Like Dude, I plea totally ingnorbliss.You do it,man.
Etymology:
Protrashtinate
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation:
Sentence: He protrashtinated long enough that he successfully avoided taking out the garbage.
Etymology:
Chorallychallenged
Created by: peterm
Pronunciation: chore-ally-challenged
Sentence: I'm sorry, but I can't do the dishes: I'm chorallychallenged.
Etymology: a handicap that prevents the doing of chores
Dummify
Created by: chris
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Household chores, car maintenance and DIY are all areas in which he has successfully chosen to dummify over the years
Etymology:
Incompisense
Created by: deadpanwalking
Pronunciation: in-COMP-a-senz
Sentence: When I asked him to prepare my evening tea, he feigned incompisense and kept playing those infernal video-displayed games.
Etymology: sensibly incompetent
Comments:
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