DEFINITION: To purchase a bauble, article of clothing, or major appliance, in order to alleviate anxiety or other psychological stress. Often leads to overspending.

Federlinity

Created by: mythman

Pronunciation: feh-durr-LIHN-ih-tee

Sentence: Britney didn't have new shoes, and was hoping for a man with some Federlinity to solve that problem.

Etymology: How else would a backup-dancer earn the love of such a diva?

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