Verboticism: Optimez

'But that wasn't cheating! We weren't married last week!'

DEFINITION: To change the dates, times or sequence of past events, in order to put a better perspective on your current situation.

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Optimez

Created by: frostycharlie69

Pronunciation: Op-tee-mez

Sentence: I had to optimez the situation so as not to worry my mother.

Etymology: Merging of "time" and "optimize".

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