DEFINITION: To flirt with a purpose or ulterior motive -- as opposed to casual flirting, which is just for fun.

Chumptivate

Created by: jesster

Pronunciation: Chum - ti - vate

Sentence: Bambi was a pro. In less than ten minutes Roger had bought her three $12 cocktails, a large bowl of mixed nuts, and queued up 16 awful pop songs on the jukebox. It was abundantly clear to his friends that she was playing him for a complete nincomdupe, but he was completely chumptivated and refused to listen to a word they said.

Etymology: Chump (someone easily taken in) + captivate (to attract and hold the interest of)

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