Verboticism: Youthdecay

'Well Doc, will I ever be young again?'

DEFINITION: v. To spend years and years wishing you could be young again, only to discover that it's actually happening, but not exactly as you imagined. n. The fear the you are getting so old that people will start treating you like a baby

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Youthdecay

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: yooth-duh-kay

Sentence: Grandpa was suffering from youthdecay, which was causing a severe case of glumdisease

Etymology: youth, decay, tooth decay

Points: 482

Comments: Youthdecay

petaj - 2007-06-21: 03:50:00
That can have nasty complications with longperiodontitis.

galwaywegian - 2007-06-21: 06:16:00
A cavortee is fairly unlikely, i suppose

purpleartichokes - 2007-06-21: 08:05:00
No doubt he'd eventually develop gingivigoritis.

Clayton - 2007-06-21: 09:43:00
Not if he uses youthwash.

Jabberwocky - 2007-06-21: 10:42:00
maybe an orthodontryst with some dental floosie would help

Clayton - 2007-06-21: 11:13:00
Sounds like orally good time.

purpleartichokes - 2007-06-21: 11:24:00
(insert oral roberts joke here).

Clayton - 2007-06-21: 20:13:00
Very well. Grandpa had to settle for oral, because he left his roberts at home.