Verboticism: Ouchlessmyass

'Aaaaahhhh! AAAAAHHHHHH!'

DEFINITION: n. The horrible pain that comes from pulling a bandage off of hairy skin. v. To inflict pain or injure when removing a bandage.

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Ouchlessmyass

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: owch-less-my-ass

Sentence: I had heard that ripping a band-aid off quickly was the least painful method, however, when I did it to Mark, judging from his blood-curdling scream, I suspected he just experienced ouchelessmyass. He claimed it was depullofterror and I had committed follikill - I say he was just being a big baby.

Etymology: From Band-Aid's ridiculous claim to be "ouchless"

Points: 455

Comments: Ouchlessmyass

Jabberwocky - 2007-06-06: 11:36:00
You have 3 terrific words here

jadenguy - 2007-06-06: 16:44:00
i hear water actually helps with the ouchless band-aids.

Clayton - 2007-06-06: 18:15:00
I'll bet massage oil or lubricant works even better.