Verboticism: Selfabhortrait

'This is the real me.'

DEFINITION: n. A self-image disorder characterized by an inability look at, share, or even recognize pictures of yourself, unless they have been photoshopped to perfection. v. To fall in love with a photoshopped image yourself.

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Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: self-ab-hor-trit

Sentence: Because she suffered from selfabhortrait and wanted everything pixelperfect, Julie didn't get her wedding album back from being photoshopped until five years after her divorce.

Etymology: self-portrait, abhor

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Comments: Selfabhortrait

petaj - 2007-06-05: 08:30:00
Not as deadly as a similar sounding condition ending in ion.

jadenguy - 2007-06-05: 09:21:00
like south american self abhortration? that's extra deadly because bad stuff always comes from the jungle. ironically, all the best cures could probably be found in the jungle.

purpleartichokes - 2007-06-05: 13:59:00
(jungle love, it's driving me mad, it's making me crazy...)

Clayton - 2007-06-05: 17:58:00
Jungle love! O-E-O-E-O!