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Cacheonhand

Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: kash-on-hand

Sentence: Mary saw it then, a huge sale on Bic pens! She sat in solemn misery for she had just drained her wallet on rubber lips. She thought fast and moved swiftly, grabbing a bag of those luxurious pens. "There it is, the perfect spot" she thought, madly searching for a spot with a maniac grimace and wild eyes. All surrounding customers saw as she melodramatically cacheonhanded them into a Hello Kitty backpack. She left the building, satisfied her work had been completed. It was two weeks later when she came back to find her beloved pens. She tore open everyone of those backpacks but they were not to be found. Mary has now found herself a nice home, with big fluffy walls, and she wears a most fashionable white attire with extravagant belt loops, and somewhere in the world a little girl uses a pen.

Etymology: Cash on hand (money one currently has) + cache (a hiding place of goods)

Points: 419

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