Verboticism: Funksnuffle

DEFINITION: To systematically sniff your clothing as you remove it, in order to determine whether or not any of it can be "safely" worn again.

Funksnuffle

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: FUNK-snuh-fel

Sentence: Nah, man I can't play X-box, I gotta do laundry. Everything I own has failed the funksnuffle test.

Etymology: funk + snuffle

Points: 872

purpleartichokes - 2007-03-05: 06:37:00
I love the sound of this one. Can also be used to describe the sniffing of outdated refrigerator items.

Alchemist - 2007-03-05: 08:33:00
If it smells too bad, you involuntarily do the yuckshuffle.

w5lf9s - 2007-03-05: 09:07:00
...and if it gets worse still, you'll be doing the gagmuffle.

purpleartichokes - 2007-03-05: 10:22:00
And if it's really, REALLY bad, you could become comanose.

Alchemist - 2007-03-05: 20:44:00
or get into a stinkscuffle over who cleans up...

lalaland6868 - 2007-03-06: 18:02:00
hahaha

paintergrl1313 - 2007-03-10: 21:15:00
*stifles a giggle