Verboticism: Blinkout

'Did I just shampoo?'

DEFINITION: n. A momentary break in the time-space continuum, which often occurs while showering, and leaves one wondering whether or not they have shampooed their hair. v. To lose track of time while showering.

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Blinkout

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /'bli[ng]k-aut/

Sentence: After a momentary blinkout, Mr. President suddenly couldn't remember why he'd invaded Iraq in the first place.

Etymology: From blink + out. Reminiscent of zoning out, blanking out, and of blinking.

Points: 470

Comments: Blinkout

ErWenn - 2007-02-09: 10:15:00
I apologize for the political jab. It seemed like the funniest thing I could say.

wordmeister - 2007-02-11: 09:38:00
My criticism would be that, unfortunately, Mr. President's blinkouts are not limited to shower-time.